Current Events > Finally tried Fortnite cuz of Goku and I have no f-ing clue what is going on but

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 6:43:02 PM
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I STILL FUCKING WON THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

https://imgur.com/xhIJoTH

But like, I landed in some random spot, picked up a gun and killed a guy, found some Capsule Corp Capsule that gave me the kamehameha and a nimbus cloud, blasted fools, ran around for 5 minutes not finding anyone, almost getting eaten by the storm cuz I forgot that's a thing >_>, tried to figure out what half the I find even does, found some random car and drove around a bit, and killed the final guy while he was fighting a wolf.

I still have no fucking clue what is going on. How do I unlock Goku? There's like a bazillion fucking menus and progression bars, and quests and I have zero clue what is going on. I even saw Darth Vader at one point somewhere.

I just want Goku (and maybe Vader >_>) That's all I give a shit about. How do I get him?

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Crimsoness
08/16/22 6:43:36 PM
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Don't they put you up against bots as a new player?

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 6:43:54 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Don't they put you up against bots as a new player?
Don't shatter my dreams like this >_>

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Chicken
08/16/22 6:44:00 PM
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Lol so Batman can have a gunfight with Goku

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Gobstoppers12
08/16/22 6:44:21 PM
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You either beat bots or 8-year-olds, I hope you're proud of yourself.

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lucariopikmin
08/16/22 6:44:53 PM
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Probably only can get Goku from the shop for vbucks.

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 6:46:05 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You either beat bots or 8-year-olds, I hope you're proud of yourself.
I LOVE beating down shithead kids in videogames. I don't give a fuck lol. Go cry to mommy after I teabag your corpse, nerd!

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Blue_Inigo
08/16/22 6:46:06 PM
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I believe you gotta pay for Goku. He's definitely not in the season pass. Vader is unlockable tho

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DrizztLink
08/16/22 6:46:31 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You either beat bots or 8-year-olds, I hope you're proud of yourself.
https://i.imgur.com/8ymYRtN.jpeg

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 6:46:55 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I believe you gotta pay for Goku. He's definitely not in the season pass. Vader is unlockable tho
How is he unlocked? I saw him way deep in some menu. Is he there forever or am I just fucked if I don't play like 20,000 games before the week is up or some shit?

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MrWingnut
08/16/22 6:47:01 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Don't they put you up against bots as a new player?
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Ratchetrockon
08/16/22 6:47:37 PM
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how. the most i got was 2nd place as a team. i let my team down tho at the end it was a 1 v 1 (me vs the other guy) :(

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Hoodroar
08/16/22 6:47:48 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I believe you gotta pay for Goku. He's definitely not in the season pass. Vader is unlockable tho

Yeah an older player may have V Bucks saved up but if you're new you gotta pay. >_>

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 6:47:51 PM
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MrWingnut posted...
Yes

OzoneNeon posted...
Don't shatter my dreams like this >_>


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Blade_Trinity
08/16/22 6:48:52 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Don't they put you up against bots as a new player?
Yeah, lol

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 6:49:34 PM
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Well fuck me

One day I'll win legit then!

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Blue_Inigo
08/16/22 6:49:40 PM
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It's not ALL bots but you probably fought a bunch of them on the way to number 1

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Naysaspace
08/16/22 6:50:35 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Don't they put you up against bots as a new player?
ya i imagine so lmao

and TC is a case study on why they do. To rope new people in. Look at how much glee he had. Look how excited he was to play fortnight. He's more likely to play again now, because he was given a treat, like an obedient little dog.
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FelineCyborg
08/16/22 6:53:34 PM
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Yea sorry man...happened when I got it on switch and was wondering why I was winning every game when on pc it was grace of God to win. Then I realized that I haven't played in years or because it was on switch so they were giving me wins. I started wising up when people couldn't move and aim at the same time.

There is no way you will win first time against experience players. They are 500 steps ahead of you. If you are playing on switch or mobile they will give you wins

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 7:02:22 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
ya i imagine so lmao

and TC is a case study on why they do. To rope new people in. Look at how much glee he had. Look how excited he was to play fortnight. He's more likely to play again now, because he was given a treat, like an obedient little dog.
I'm all in baby! Gimme that Fortnite ****! I'll polish the shit out of it!

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 7:12:56 PM
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What the fuck, I can go to a map where they're playing full episodes of Dragon Ball Super? What the hell is this? It's kinda cool....

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Ratchetrockon
08/16/22 7:24:15 PM
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OzoneNeon posted...
What the fuck, I can go to a map where they're playing full episodes of Dragon Ball Super? What the hell is this? It's kinda cool....
omg that is so cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vitMX9_7DAM

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DarkBuster22904
08/16/22 7:27:45 PM
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https://youtu.be/QqRLVFRe9AU

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 8:03:42 PM
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So I won 3 games so far and I'm pretty sure they're humans cuz they're erecting walls when I shoot them and have dumb screennames >_> idk if it's still bots mixed with 8yos, but I'm still doing it.

I got 2 dragon balls so far for that glider

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uwnim
08/16/22 8:07:18 PM
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I tried it a couple years ago and had no idea wtf I was doing and killed like 0 people. Me and the friend I was playing with would die whenever we encountered other people. We managed to come in 2nd once just cause we avoided literally everyone until the very end of the game.

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 8:50:15 PM
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You know what

Fortnite is actually fun >_______>

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ultimate_reaver
08/16/22 8:51:43 PM
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weird, i thought people like this all played fortnight already

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Seaman_Prime
08/16/22 10:32:37 PM
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TC really got converted to Fortnite because of Goku lol
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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 10:36:27 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
TC really got converted to Fortnite because of Goku lol

OzoneNeon posted...
I'm all in baby! Gimme that Fortnite ****! I'll polish the shit out of it!


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Kloe_Rinz
08/16/22 10:37:32 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
You either beat bots or 8-year-olds, I hope you're proud of yourself.
If its bots thats disappointing, but its always fun to demolish kids in online games
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Flockaveli
08/16/22 10:37:46 PM
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The first time I played Fortnite which was also this year I played nothing but Fortnite for a week.
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Chicken
08/17/22 2:07:18 AM
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do they still have the no build mode? is that permanent?

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Solid_Seb
08/17/22 2:37:57 AM
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I think Vader is part of the paid battle pass, Goku is most likely purchasable only with vbucks (ratio is 100=$1 I think)
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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 3:51:47 PM
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Man, beating down children in a video game feels great!! I forgot how awesome this is!

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MasterVading
08/17/22 4:20:56 PM
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No build mode is permanent.
Its what got me into Fortnite. Such a fun game.

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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 4:21:45 PM
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Okay, I think I'm in real matches now cuz I'm getting killed pretty easily >_> It was fun while it lasted

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Ratchetrockon
08/17/22 4:22:24 PM
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Been thinking about fortnite goku today
Hbu?

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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 4:24:06 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Been thinking about fortnite goku today
Hbu?
Thinking about Goku flossing is what gets me through the day

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Ratchetrockon
08/17/22 5:52:22 PM
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OzoneNeon posted...
Thinking about Goku flossing is what gets me through the day

that is amazing. i also been thinking about fornite Kamehameha beam clash

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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 6:48:32 PM
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I tried out the Totally Not-Among Us mode and it's fun >_> I can't get over how blatant it is though lol

But apparently there's also Among Us backpacks in this game, so I guess the devs are cool with it? idgi >_>

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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 6:55:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

idk, there's gotta be some kind of free roam. I saw shit on the game like 4 cars on a race track that you can drive and some rollercoaster ride inside a bubble you can go on. I assume you can join some kind of server that just lets you fuck around on all these areas but I have no clue

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Blue_Inigo
08/17/22 7:16:23 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I believe there are non combat modes where you can run around the world and just do emotes

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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 10:17:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Go to the shop and spend $$$ if you haven't played before >_> I think all the characters are like $30 bundled together

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solosnake
08/17/22 11:24:06 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
ya i imagine so lmao

and TC is a case study on why they do. To rope new people in. Look at how much glee he had. Look how excited he was to play fortnight. He's more likely to play again now, because he was given a treat, like an obedient little dog.


xFD

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OzoneNeon
08/17/22 11:46:49 PM
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Yeeting my whole wallet into v-bucks is the endstage, right?

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OzoneNeon
08/18/22 12:01:36 AM
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I tried to look up some tips on Fortnite on youtube and my goodness it everything I feared! It was the most stereotypical youtube bullshit ever >_>

Exaggerated thumbnails, channels shilling likes and subscribes every couple of minutes, lots of ads, literally tons of filler and very little info in 10+ minute videos, channels talking to their audience like they're stupid kids with poor grammar......and somehow ALL of these guys have like 1+million subscribers

How does that ALWAYS happen lol

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MasterVading
08/18/22 1:48:24 AM
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OzoneNeon posted...
I tried to look up some tips on Fortnite on youtube and my goodness it everything I feared! It was the most stereotypical youtube bullshit ever >_>

Exaggerated thumbnails, channels shilling likes and subscribes every couple of minutes, lots of ads, literally tons of filler and very little info in 10+ minute videos, channels talking to their audience like they're stupid kids with poor grammar......and somehow ALL of these guys have like 1+million subscribers

How does that ALWAYS happen lol

Watch some evolvejake videos. Those aren't too bad.

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