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Unsuprised_Pika
08/15/22 7:23:03 AM
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This includes the rapper because the genie offering this deal has a sense of humor.

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lww99
08/15/22 7:24:12 AM
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Lmao talk about an Endgame level threat

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pegusus123456
08/15/22 7:25:21 AM
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Yes.

Then I buy one so I can ride it.

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Mew
08/15/22 7:31:25 AM
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Bad_Mojo
08/15/22 7:32:55 AM
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I would only take that money if it killed all the pitbulls

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MarcoRubio
08/17/22 5:49:10 PM
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BLooD_WoLf
08/17/22 6:32:58 PM
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imagine if it was a genie who hated pitbulls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUWUHf-rzks

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Ving_Rhames
08/17/22 6:33:57 PM
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1 billion is "Fuck you, got mine" money. So I'm taking that.

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mustachedmystic
08/17/22 6:48:01 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
1 billion is "Fuck you, got mine" money. So I'm taking that.


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TaylorHeinicke
08/17/22 6:53:28 PM
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deal. would have to hire security with fuckin bazookas to protect the mansion, or at a MINIMUM build a giant barrier that would tell me where the breach would be if one smashed through. ideally both

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David1988
08/17/22 6:56:19 PM
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Take the money and immediately buy a pitbull fallout shelter to last through the impending invasion of pitbulls

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Ratchetrockon
08/17/22 6:57:43 PM
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Sure. I can survive this i think

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Vicious_Dios
08/17/22 7:11:10 PM
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What happens to the ones already stuck in tiny cages? Do they die or are they magically transported out of them?

Either way, pass. A lot of innocent beings will die if I take this deal.

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SHRlKE
08/17/22 7:12:52 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What happens to the ones already stuck in tiny cages? Do they die or are they magically transported out of them?

Either way, pass. A lot of innocent beings will die if I take this deal.

Or any being transported on airplanes. Imagine that lamp.
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SHRlKE
08/17/22 7:12:59 PM
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Lmao even.
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Unsuprised_Pika
08/17/22 7:19:15 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What happens to the ones already stuck in tiny cages? Do they die or are they magically transported out of them?

Either way, pass. A lot of innocent beings will die if I take this deal.

I mean the tiny cages would get ripped apart by their growing bodies easily.

Those cages aren't made to take a ton or two of weight suddenly slamming into them from every angle.

And its instant growth so basically anything that isn't highly durable and solid that is near them is crushed or aggressively pushed away.

If the pitbull was say passing through a very thin crevasse or something it would instantly die from being crushed between the rocks...but a puny cage is going to explode open instantly.

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Umbreon
08/17/22 7:20:44 PM
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Deal.

Have fun with that.

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CE_gonna_CE
08/17/22 7:21:58 PM
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1 billion but everyone dies.

Hm

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SHRlKE
08/17/22 7:24:59 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
I mean the tiny cages would get ripped apart by their growing bodies easily.

Those cages aren't made to take a ton or two of weight suddenly slamming into them from every angle.

And its instant growth so basically anything that isn't highly durable and solid that is near them is crushed or aggressively pushed away.

If the pitbull was say passing through a very thin crevasse or something it would instantly die from being crushed between the rocks...but a puny cage is going to explode open instantly.

what about a plane?
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Unsuprised_Pika
08/17/22 7:27:41 PM
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SHRlKE posted...
what about a plane?

A standard commercial plane should be wide and durable enough to survive the transformation depending on where it happens. A couple tons won't down a plane.

The ensuing chaos or if a large number of them change at once might down the plane though. Or if it was in the wrong spot or became violent...

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CE_gonna_CE
08/17/22 11:48:00 PM
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RIP almost all animal shelters and all other dog breeds nearby

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