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Smackems
07/04/22 2:09:20 PM
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The k9 police dogs are not

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TheBrainbuster
07/04/22 2:09:52 PM
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All cops are not bastards

I disagree, fuck the police

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Strider102
07/04/22 2:10:20 PM
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The Uvalde ones are.

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A_Good_Boy
07/04/22 2:11:26 PM
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Some cops are bastards and the other are bitches.

Thanks for the clarification tc.

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Xavier_On_High
07/04/22 2:11:36 PM
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All cop dogs are good boys.

In fact, they should make a buddy cop dog comedy called Good Boys.

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Funkydog
07/04/22 2:13:19 PM
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The only good cop is a dog cop.

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Nerevar791
07/04/22 2:13:46 PM
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Funkydog posted...
The only good cop is a dog cop.


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Smackems
07/04/22 2:41:47 PM
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TheBrainbuster posted...
All cops are not bastards

I disagree, fuck the police

Strider102 posted...
The Uvalde ones are.
I'm gonna just hope y'all didn't read past the title. Gg

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Smackems
07/04/22 2:42:14 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Some cops are bastards and the other are bitches.

Thanks for the clarification tc.
You too

Ironic name tho

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MrWizardWorld
07/04/22 2:43:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
The k9 police dogs are not
Uh. The police dogs ARE the fucking worst. Did you know that its estimated that drug sniffing police dogs are wrong 80% of the time and its only a pretext to give cops an excuse to search your car.
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Nerevar791
07/04/22 2:44:15 PM
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MrWizardWorld posted...
Uh. The police dogs ARE the fucking worst. Did you know that its estimated that drug sniffing police dogs are wrong 80% of the time and its only a pretext to give cops an excuse to search your car.
Did you know that's not the dog's fault

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Southernfatman
07/04/22 2:44:39 PM
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I'm sure most cops' parents were married when they had their kids, so...

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A_Good_Boy
07/04/22 3:06:20 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
Did you know that's not the dog's fault
Is it not their fault when they're mauling people to pieces too?

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Nerevar791
07/04/22 3:07:36 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Is it not their fault when they're mauling people to pieces too?
There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner. Same applies to police dogs.

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Smackems
07/04/22 3:10:28 PM
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MrWizardWorld posted...
Uh. The police dogs ARE the fucking worst. Did you know that its estimated that drug sniffing police dogs are wrong 80% of the time and its only a pretext to give cops an excuse to search your car.
Theyre dogs. They don't know wtf is going on or why they're doing it. And you said yourself the human cops make the calls with it. Derp

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Priere
07/04/22 3:12:05 PM
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The dogs are the worst.

They are narcs and will maul someone at the most basic command.

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Smackems
07/04/22 3:13:43 PM
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Priere posted...
The dogs are the worst.

They are narcs and will maul someone at the most basic command.
They were taught to do these things by the cops themselves

They don't have an inner moral compass

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SamsungGearS2
07/04/22 3:22:12 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lP8K5Fa5xGo

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WingsOfGood
07/06/22 9:41:55 AM
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aren't K9 cops trained to bite anything they see when let loose?

soo.....
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Were_Wyrm
07/06/22 9:45:01 AM
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Just following orders is not an excuse

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gunplagirl
07/06/22 9:47:58 AM
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MrWizardWorld posted...
Uh. The police dogs ARE the fucking worst. Did you know that its estimated that drug sniffing police dogs are wrong 80% of the time and its only a pretext to give cops an excuse to search your car.
The handlers can legit get the dog to give off a false positive and I'm pretty sure it always holds up in court since "they're just animals and thus not the fault of the officers"

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MabusIncarnate
07/06/22 9:49:51 AM
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MrWizardWorld posted...
Uh. The police dogs ARE the fucking worst. Did you know that its estimated that drug sniffing police dogs are wrong 80% of the time and its only a pretext to give cops an excuse to search your car.
Do you have a source for this statistic? This doesn't sound right at all, they wouldn't use them if their efficiency was only 20%, doesn't even include dogs who sniff out bombs and whatnot.

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gunplagirl
07/06/22 9:51:46 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Just following orders is not an excuse
Also this, there ARE bad dogs. Pitbulls aside, there's plenty of dogs that are simply born with a disposition that they'll never be able to outgrow and that will make it inevitable that they'll attack and possibly kill someone.

https://www.vin.com/vetzinsight/default.aspx?pid=756&id=5912453

It sucks but some animals are just too aggressive.

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HANGtheDJ_86
07/06/22 9:54:14 AM
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TC has clearly never had to avoid a K9

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SuperShake666
07/06/22 9:57:25 AM
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Cop dogs think they're playing, so it's not their fault they're being used by bastards.

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Kami_no_Kami
07/06/22 10:03:51 AM
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This is true. I attended the wedding ceremony for a cop dogs parents. Little weird.

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Smackems
07/06/22 10:43:47 AM
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SuperShake666 posted...
Cop dogs think they're playing, so it's not their fault they're being used by bastards.
According to CE they're all just as aware as people about how evil they are. They're no different than people!

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_HayleyWilliams
07/06/22 10:46:02 AM
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All cats are beautiful

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Big_Nabendu
07/06/22 10:55:32 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/1/AAW5a5AADa9n.jpg

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The_Creep_2020
07/06/22 11:06:42 AM
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Smackems posted...
The k9 police dogs are not
But theyre *real* sons of bitches!

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sugarysyntax
07/06/22 11:08:30 AM
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i am not ideologically opposed to policing
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The_Creep_2020
07/06/22 11:11:16 AM
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MrWizardWorld posted...
Uh. The police dogs ARE the fucking worst. Did you know that its estimated that drug sniffing police dogs are wrong 80% of the time and its only a pretext to give cops an excuse to search your car.
Lol I once got searched and patted down because me, being a know it all nerd, started talking to my friends down at the pub about a journal article I read, while the cops were doing a sweep with sniffer dogs. It was about false positive rates with dogs being a result of handler bias.

All they found was coconut M&Ms, because at that stage in my life I was 100% the squeakiest of squeaky clean. They were wannabe intimidating assholes about the whole thing, too. Their attitude was that I got lucky that I didnt have anything on me at the time.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/06/22 11:29:57 AM
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Funkydog posted...
The only good cop is a dog cop.

Im pretty sure you could bank off these shirts

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theAteam
07/06/22 11:39:54 AM
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Dog cops aren't cops they are dogs being exploited by cops. They didn't choose this life.

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BB mofo
07/06/22 11:50:08 AM
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TheBrainbuster posted...
All cops are not bastards

I disagree, fuck the police

Under the current system, all cops are bastards, even the one in your family you looked up to as a kid. Any truly good cops are purged from the system because they didn't respect the blue wall of silence and held their own colleagues accountable for breaking the law.

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CommonStar
07/06/22 11:51:24 AM
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Nah, they're all bastards.
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David1988
07/06/22 11:53:27 AM
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K9s are worse that pitbulls tbh

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Smackems
07/06/22 1:00:46 PM
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theAteam posted...
Dog cops aren't cops they are dogs being exploited by cops. They didn't choose this life.
Hm. Fair

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AloneIBreak
07/06/22 1:30:31 PM
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I tried to make a CE poll topic asking if all cops are bastards and got modded (suspended, in fact) for it because saying yes is moddable, which I didnt know. So anyone who is arguing against TC should be getting modded for consistency.

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AloneIBreak
07/06/22 1:38:02 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Its been a while but I think it fell under trolling for asking people to post something moddable.

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AloneIBreak
07/06/22 10:55:58 PM
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@mods

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PoundGarden
07/08/22 9:58:42 PM
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Agatha Christie authored books.

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