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Naysaspace
07/02/22 9:30:07 PM
#1:


it's so big it doesn't even fit on the table

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/9/AAZUkRAADaGb.jpg

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MedeaLysistrata
07/02/22 9:30:40 PM
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You have no recourse with a cake like that, you just know whatever pops out is going to end you.

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RetsuZaiZen
07/02/22 9:31:09 PM
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Widest/longest yes. Seen bigger/taller.

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Norman_Smiley
07/02/22 9:31:40 PM
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expected Sarah Baartman levels of cake.

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Prodrivertn
07/02/22 9:33:10 PM
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probably mostly rice crispy underneath all the frosting.
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Noumas
07/02/22 9:35:38 PM
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Prodrivertn posted...
probably mostly rice crispy underneath all the frosting.
I've never heard of that before, a cake being mistaken for a rice Krispy?

But omg that would make this picture 1000x more appetizing, I'd love to consume a rice Krispy square right now
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The_Popo
07/02/22 9:36:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAEqD0AADaGm.jpg

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electricbugs2
07/02/22 9:38:05 PM
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Nah, the marble cake they made on Last Week Tonight to make fun of Turkmenistan.

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Lil_Bit83
07/02/22 9:44:51 PM
#9:


MedeaLysistrata posted...
You have no recourse with a cake like that, you just know whatever pops out is going to end you.
Lol

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Lil_Bit83
07/02/22 9:45:06 PM
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The_Popo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAEqD0AADaGm.jpg


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Prodrivertn
07/02/22 9:51:37 PM
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Noumas posted...
I've never heard of that before, a cake being mistaken for a rice Krispy?

But omg that would make this picture 1000x more appetizing, I'd love to consume a rice Krispy square right now
It's a common technique used by bakers to make over the top cakes. Cake alone is too weak to support the weight, so they cheat by using other edible things like rice crispy treats to shape and support a much smaller cake they actually cut into and serve.
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Just_a_loser
07/02/22 9:58:43 PM
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The_Popo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAEqD0AADaGm.jpg
Why the fuck would they put this outside where bugs will be all over it

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Flauros
07/02/22 10:03:12 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/9/AATz36AADaG5.jpg

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Noumas
07/02/22 10:04:15 PM
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Prodrivertn posted...
It's a common technique used by bakers to make over the top cakes. Cake alone is too weak to support the weight, so they cheat by using other edible things like rice crispy treats to shape and support a much smaller cake they actually cut into and serve.
Huh neat. Could that be a simpsons reference?

https://youtu.be/qYxPq6bA0_8

To make a giant cake?
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Noumas
07/02/22 10:05:35 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Nah, the marble cake they made on Last Week Tonight to make fun of Turkmenistan.
?

Isn't that a country?
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Prodrivertn
07/02/22 10:06:02 PM
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Noumas posted...
Huh neat. Could that be a simpsons reference?

https://youtu.be/qYxPq6bA0_8

To make a giant cake?
No, just a fun fact. Watch 5 minutes of food network, you'll see.
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electricbugs2
07/02/22 10:07:15 PM
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Noumas posted...
?

Isn't that a country?
Yes and they made a giant marble cake to make fun of all the marble building's in Ashgabat.

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ArchNemo
07/02/22 10:14:17 PM
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Prodrivertn posted...
No, just a fun fact. Watch 5 minutes of food network, you'll see.

Yeah, if you ever watch those baking shows it's like 90% rice Krispy/fondant, 10% cake.

However since that cake isn't stacked up high I assume it's actually totally cake.

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BB mofo
07/02/22 10:18:48 PM
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Prodrivertn posted...
probably mostly rice crispy underneath all the frosting.

It's not difficult to bake and assemble a cake that size. The key is to bake a whole bunch of sheet cakes and put them together, then frost the seams smooth. You can easily split the work between a bunch of people with their own ovens and equipment.

Edit: Oh, it's a "Cake Boss" cake, which means it's 5% baked good, 95% carpentry. My bad.

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Noumas
07/05/22 7:11:58 AM
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BB mofo posted...
sheet cakes
Would they still have structural integrity?
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uwnim
07/05/22 7:21:29 AM
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Noumas posted...
Would they still have structural integrity?
You can tile out sheet cake to any size area. The only part where you'd have any concerns about structural integrity is the area with the wedges.

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Noumas
07/05/22 6:22:16 PM
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uwnim posted...
You can tile out sheet cake to any size area. The only part where you'd have any concerns about structural integrity is the area with the wedges.
Wedges?
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uwnim
07/06/22 9:08:34 AM
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Noumas posted...
Wedges?
Yes. See the two large wedges of cake near the people.

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TomClark
07/06/22 9:09:14 AM
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That is a rather large cake, tbf.

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masterpug53
07/06/22 9:15:22 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/6/AARIckAADa8w.jpg

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BB mofo
07/06/22 11:21:54 AM
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uwnim posted...
You can tile out sheet cake to any size area. The only part where you'd have any concerns about structural integrity is the area with the wedges.

You glue the cakes side by side together with frosting. If a layer doesn't fit, you just cut some of the cake off.

Cake decorating is horrifyingly wasteful. It's why I hate having people watch me do it because they'll nag about it even though this was how their wedding cake was made in the professional bakery.

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Noumas
07/08/22 3:21:38 AM
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BB mofo posted...
You glue the cakes side by side together with frosting. If a layer doesn't fit, you just cut some of the cake off.

Cake decorating is horrifyingly wasteful. It's why I hate having people watch me do it because they'll nag about it even though this was how their wedding cake was made in the professional bakery.
Wasteful how I mean it's eaten isn't it
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Noumas
07/09/22 10:34:26 PM
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uwnim posted...
Yes. See the two large wedges of cake near the people.
Still not sure what Wedges are in the context of a cake. Do you mean edges, as in the 4 corners of a cake?
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Sufferedphoneix
07/09/22 10:48:59 PM
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Noumas posted...
Still not sure what Wedges are in the context of a cake. Do you mean edges, as in the 4 corners of a cake?

He means the parts that are higher than the rest. They are shaped like a wedge. In the cake in the pic.

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Noumas
07/12/22 4:29:01 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
He means the parts that are higher than the rest. They are shaped like a wedge. In the cake in the pic.
Oh ok those elevated platforms looked just like decorations
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