Current Events > "Please exit the pool, we can't afford lifeguards."

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Intro2Logic 07/01/22 12:36:55 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/phriendlyphotog/status/1542670077052567552 --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:966258636] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/phriendlyphotog/status/1542670077052567552 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIIII 07/01/22 12:40:28 PM #3:	Local swimming places here are having trouble finding lifeguards too --- "Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words." - Proverbs 23:9. Antivaxxers are objectively stupid people. <cite>Will_VIIII posted [p:966258719] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Local swimming places here are having trouble finding lifeguards too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 07/01/22 12:42:04 PM #4:	Baltimore's PD must be balling if they can afford to send a helicopter unit out just to tell people to stop swimming in a pool. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:966258762] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Baltimore's PD must be balling if they can afford to send a helicopter unit out just to tell people to stop swimming in a pool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/01/22 12:43:31 PM #5:	A_Good_Boy posted... Baltimore's PD must be balling if they can afford to send a helicopter unit out just to tell people to stop swimming in a pool. Helicopter doesn't need health insurance or a pension. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:966258791] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>A_Good_Boy posted... </cite> <quote>Baltimore's PD must be balling if they can afford to send a helicopter unit out just to tell people to stop swimming in a pool.</quote>Helicopter doesn't need health insurance or a pension. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/01/22 12:44:37 PM #6:	A_Good_Boy posted... Baltimore's PD must be balling if they can afford to send a helicopter unit out just to tell people to stop swimming in a pool. Maybe they were joyriding in the helicopter and got caught. "They've seen us. Think of something." "Uh... Please exit the pool, we can't afford lifeguards." <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:966258810] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>A_Good_Boy posted... </cite> <quote>Baltimore's PD must be balling if they can afford to send a helicopter unit out just to tell people to stop swimming in a pool.</quote> Maybe they were joyriding in the helicopter and got caught. "They've seen us. Think of something." "Uh... Please exit the pool, we can't afford lifeguards." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 07/01/22 12:46:20 PM #7:	Questionmarktarius posted... Helicopter doesn't need health insurance or a pension. It does need fuel, though. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:966258853] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Helicopter doesn't need health insurance or a pension.</quote>It does need fuel, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 07/01/22 12:47:36 PM #9:	Intro2Logic posted... It does need fuel, though. And trained pilots. Neither of those things comes cheap. The fact that they're just out for what's essentially a joyride over community pools is a pretty appalling waste of funds. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:966258876] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Intro2Logic posted... </cite> <quote>It does need fuel, though.</quote>And trained pilots. Neither of those things comes cheap. The fact that they're just out for what's essentially a joyride over community pools is a pretty appalling waste of funds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/01/22 12:49:35 PM #10:	If anything, this is why we need tort reform. Some dumb kid sneaks into the pool and drowns, and suddenly the city is sued several million dollars. Intro2Logic posted... It does need fuel, though. That is likely to be cheaper in the future. Labor very rarely goes that way, and it's not really easy to "outsource" a lifeguard to overseas. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:966258910] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>If anything, this is why we need tort reform. Some dumb kid sneaks into the pool and drowns, and suddenly the city is sued several million dollars. Intro2Logic posted... </cite> <quote>It does need fuel, though.</quote>That is likely to be cheaper in the future. Labor very rarely goes that way, and it's not really easy to "outsource" a lifeguard to overseas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 07/01/22 12:50:51 PM #12:	Our local water park only has like half of the slides open because they also can't hire enough life guards. Of course they're still charging full price for entry. I used to work there and personally I hope that scumbag owner has to shut that place down for good. Fuck em --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:966258939] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Our local water park only has like half of the slides open because they also can't hire enough life guards. Of course they're still charging full price for entry. I used to work there and personally I hope that scumbag owner has to shut that place down for good. Fuck em </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 07/01/22 12:53:19 PM #13:	Have no fear, Captain Non-Sequitur is somewhere else entirely ITT --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:966259009] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Have no fear, Captain Non-Sequitur is somewhere else entirely ITT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/01/22 12:55:12 PM #14:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Do you really think the cops scrambled a chopper just to harass kids in a pool? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:966259048] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Do you really think the cops scrambled a chopper just to harass kids in a pool? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XxKrazyChaosxX 07/01/22 1:02:47 PM #16:	I read the topic title as something they would say in the old Adult Swim pool promos. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:966259202] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>I read the topic title as something they would say in the old Adult Swim pool promos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 07/01/22 1:06:29 PM #17:	This police-state country is so fucking weird. --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:966259270] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>This police-state country is so fucking weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 07/03/22 10:48:26 AM #18:	City council has politely asked cops not to do this: https://twitter.com/Zeke_Cohen/status/1542698619266113537 --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:966304183] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>City council has politely asked cops not to do this: https://twitter.com/Zeke_Cohen/status/1542698619266113537 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eramir 07/03/22 10:53:40 AM #19:	Spend millions on a helicopter but not pay an actual life guard for a public service... America is smart asf --- https://i.imgur.com/71J7IXn.png <cite>Eramir posted [p:966304269] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Spend millions on a helicopter but not pay an actual life guard for a public service... America is smart asf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 07/03/22 11:40:16 AM #20:	https://youtu.be/nHC1nTiX8Bg --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:966305127] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/nHC1nTiX8Bg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 07/03/22 11:41:56 AM #21:	Eramir posted... Spend millions on a helicopter but not pay an actual life guard for a public service... America is smart asf Yea because this is exactly the one and only purpose the helicopter serves. /Sarcasm --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:966305158] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Eramir posted... </cite> <quote>Spend millions on a helicopter but not pay an actual life guard for a public service... America is smart asf</quote>Yea because this is exactly the one and only purpose the helicopter serves. /Sarcasm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 07/03/22 11:44:18 AM #22:	Eramir posted... Spend millions on a helicopter but not pay an actual life guard for a public service... America is smart asf Unrelated, but what does the s in asf stand for? I know af is as fuck but for the life of me I cant figure out what word the s stands for lol. --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? <cite>rexcrk posted [p:966305213] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Eramir posted... </cite> <quote>Spend millions on a helicopter but not pay an actual life guard for a public service... America is smart asf</quote> Unrelated, but what does the s in asf stand for? I know af is as fuck but for the life of me I cant figure out what word the s stands for lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 07/03/22 11:45:32 AM #23:	Can't they just... put a sign up that says no lifeguard on duty? --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:966305232] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>Can't they just... put a sign up that says no lifeguard on duty? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IdiotMachine 07/03/22 12:09:51 PM #25:	PatrickMahomes posted... Can't they just... put a sign up that says no lifeguard on duty? No. Property owners are still liable. Here's one state: https://www.injuryattorneyofdallas.com/swim-risk-sign-actually-anything/ --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:966305653] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>Can't they just... put a sign up that says no lifeguard on duty?</quote>No. Property owners are still liable. Here's one state: https://www.injuryattorneyofdallas.com/swim-risk-sign-actually-anything/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 07/03/22 12:15:30 PM #26:	I went to a local community pool yesterday and every hour the lifeguards would take a break for a few minutes and all the kids had to leave the pools lol --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:966305753] in "Plea... [t:80078596]...</cite> <quote>I went to a local community pool yesterday and every hour the lifeguards would take a break for a few minutes and all the kids had to leave the pools lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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