Current Events > 30 million but Mike Tyson shows up and punches you everytime you use curse words

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ZevLoveDOOM 07/01/22 4:47:45 AM #1:	will you take it? money pls nay will you take it? - Results (53 votes) money pls 81.13% (43 votes) 43 nay 18.87% (10 votes) 10 everytime you say fuck, shit or any other curse word, he will show up out of nowhere and punch you! and no, you cant kill him or have him killed. so, will you take it? >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966251919] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote> will you take it? money pls nay Vote View Results will you take it? - Results (53 votes) money pls 81.13% (43 votes) 43 nay 18.87% (10 votes) 10 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80078253', message: '0', key: '6941671e' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } everytime you say fuck, shit or any other curse word, he will show up out of nowhere and punch you! and no, you cant kill him or have him killed. so, will you take it? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 07/01/22 4:49:26 AM #2:	fucking deal <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:966251929] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>fucking deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/01/22 4:51:08 AM #3:	So I cant say fuck? and I cant say shit? and I cant say Im Eric cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966251943] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>So I cant say fuck? and I cant say shit? and I cant say Im Eric cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/01/22 4:52:30 AM #4:	oh yeah, and its a punch per curse word. so if you say fuck like 14 times in a row or something, you're fucked! >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966251954] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>oh yeah, and its a punch per curse word. so if you say fuck like 14 times in a row or something, you're fucked! >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
31Veteran 07/01/22 5:14:23 AM #5:	I could probably train myself not to swear.. --- Alt of 30RegularUser <cite>31Veteran posted [p:966252135] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>I could probably train myself not to swear.. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 07/01/22 5:15:03 AM #6:	ez money --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:966252141] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>ez money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chadwick69 07/01/22 5:28:19 AM #7:	31Veteran posted... I could probably train myself not to swear.. I'd say Mike Tysons punches will you train you fairly quickly. --- Xe/Xim <cite>Chadwick69 posted [p:966252245] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>31Veteran posted... </cite> <quote>I could probably train myself not to swear..</quote>I'd say Mike Tysons punches will you train you fairly quickly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/01/22 5:29:49 AM #8:	Does he how hard does he punch punch me? --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:966252260] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Does he how hard does he punch punch me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/01/22 5:35:48 AM #9:	CADE FOSTER posted... fucking deal --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:966252311] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted... </cite> <quote>fucking deal</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/01/22 5:38:04 AM #10:	Deal. I will train to not say curse words --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:966252333] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I will train to not say curse words </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/01/22 6:07:30 AM #11:	i would have to make an effort but i suppose its not Impossible to stop cursing... >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966252551] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>i would have to make an effort but i suppose its not Impossible to stop cursing... >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/01/22 6:09:25 AM #12:	Deal. Ill not talk until I feel confident that I trained enough in my head. And I won't play video games --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:966252568] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Deal. Ill not talk until I feel confident that I trained enough in my head. And I won't play video games </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/01/22 6:18:16 AM #13:	Lost_All_Senses posted... And I won't play video games Damn lol --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:966252641] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>And I won't play video games</quote> Damn lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 07/01/22 6:37:01 AM #14:	This sounds like it could be the plot of a movie. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:966252811] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like it could be the plot of a movie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordYeezus 07/01/22 6:37:24 AM #15:	wtf is the catch lol --- Life feels like one big gamble and I'm losing every bet. <cite>LordYeezus posted [p:966252816] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>wtf is the catch lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/01/22 6:40:28 AM #16:	Take money Swear Wait knowing he is about to show his face Sucker punch the moment I see him <cite>Zikten posted [p:966252839] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Take money Swear Wait knowing he is about to show his face Sucker punch the moment I see him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 07/01/22 10:25:43 AM #17:	How quickly does he show up? Is he hiding just around the corner, ready to jump out at the first fuck, or will he wait until I'm done speaking and then combo the shit out of me? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:966255818] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>How quickly does he show up? Is he hiding just around the corner, ready to jump out at the first fuck, or will he wait until I'm done speaking and then combo the shit out of me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 07/01/22 10:27:09 AM #18:	Sure. I don't curse at work or in front of my kids, so I can turn off that verbiage pretty easily in casual conversation, too. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:966255854] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I don't curse at work or in front of my kids, so I can turn off that verbiage pretty easily in casual conversation, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 07/01/22 10:27:18 AM #19:	Is there a list of curse words? What if I use a word with the same intent of cursing? Like, What the Flip? --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:966255863] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Is there a list of curse words? What if I use a word with the same intent of cursing? Like, What the Flip? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/01/22 10:27:32 AM #20:	synth_real posted... How quickly does he show up? Is he hiding just around the corner, ready to jump out at the first fuck, or will he wait until I'm done speaking and then combo the shit out of me? could be either. who knows? that's the fun part: dude works in mysterious ways... >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966255870] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>synth_real posted... </cite> <quote>How quickly does he show up? Is he hiding just around the corner, ready to jump out at the first fuck, or will he wait until I'm done speaking and then combo the shit out of me?</quote> could be either. who knows? that's the fun part: dude works in mysterious ways... >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 07/01/22 10:28:52 AM #21:	im not an edgy teenager. So, I don't swear. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:966255909] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>im not an edgy teenager. So, I don't swear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eaglei3 07/01/22 10:32:57 AM #22:	Well, most of my injuries would turn into dual injuries. Stub toe, say fuck or shit in response, get decked by Tyson. <cite>eaglei3 posted [p:966256012] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Well, most of my injuries would turn into dual injuries. Stub toe, say fuck or shit in response, get decked by Tyson. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 07/01/22 10:34:04 AM #23:	DocileOrangeCup posted... Does he how hard does he punch punch me? What? --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:966256038] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite> <quote>Does he how hard does he punch punch me?</quote> What? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blackrider76 07/01/22 10:35:59 AM #24:	RIP if you have even mild form of Tourettes. --- Preparation is the last refuge of the weak <cite>blackrider76 posted [p:966256072] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>RIP if you have even mild form of Tourettes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 07/01/22 10:37:50 AM #25:	Deal. I have enough self control not to swear. Or I could make even more money off of it by betting people that I can summon Mike Tyson at will. <cite>TMOG posted [p:966256112] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I have enough self control not to swear. Or I could make even more money off of it by betting people that I can summon Mike Tyson at will. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 07/01/22 1:04:25 PM #26:	TMOG posted... Deal. I have enough self control not to swear. Or I could make even more money off of it by betting people that I can summon Mike Tyson at will. He'd beat your ass for making him your own personal dancing monkey. You don't get paid for that. --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:966259236] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite> <quote>Deal. I have enough self control not to swear. Or I could make even more money off of it by betting people that I can summon Mike Tyson at will.</quote> He'd beat your ass for making him your own personal dancing monkey. You don't get paid for that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/01/22 1:17:27 PM #27:	you don't control where he punches either so imagine getting nut punched by him --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:966259519] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>you don't control where he punches either so imagine getting nut punched by him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/01/22 2:06:06 PM #28:	Ratchetrockon posted... Damn lol I figured people here knew what it was lol. Anyone who thinks out loud knows what it is. It's one the only times I cuss around kids and can't correct it in time. I still correct most of it, but some breaks through --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:966260650] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite> <quote>Damn lol</quote> I figured people here knew what it was lol. Anyone who thinks out loud knows what it is. It's one the only times I cuss around kids and can't correct it in time. I still correct most of it, but some breaks through </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
31Veteran 07/01/22 2:31:31 PM #29:	Chadwick69 posted... I'd say Mike Tysons punches will you train you fairly quickly. Very true. There was a time I basically never swore. On Gamefaqs we used to not be able to swear at all for a long time too! --- Alt of 30RegularUser <cite>31Veteran posted [p:966261279] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>Chadwick69 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd say Mike Tysons punches will you train you fairly quickly.</quote>Very true. There was a time I basically never swore. On Gamefaqs we used to not be able to swear at all for a long time too! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 07/01/22 4:14:07 PM #30:	I swear too much-- Iron Mike would kill me. <cite>garan posted [p:966263566] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>I swear too much-- Iron Mike would kill me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 07/01/22 4:34:37 PM #31:	That would probably do a lot of good for me --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:966264002] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>That would probably do a lot of good for me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 07/01/22 4:41:22 PM #32:	I never curse so give me the fucking money --- Even endless sadness is nothing to fear When we hold hands <cite>Touch posted [p:966264117] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>I never curse so give me the fucking money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 07/01/22 4:42:48 PM #33:	He still show up it I curse in other languages? --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:966264150] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>He still show up it I curse in other languages? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 07/01/22 4:43:37 PM #34:	I dont curse so ~~show me the money!~~ --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:966264159] in 30 million... [t:80078253]...</cite> <quote>I dont curse so show me the money! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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