Current Events > 2 million dollars but you can never have sex again

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FinalFight 07/01/22 1:16:04 AM #1:	2 million dollars but you can never have sex again I'll take the money I'll take the sex 2 million dollars but you can never have sex again - Results (106 votes) I'll take the money 71.7% (76 votes) 76 I'll take the sex 28.3% (30 votes) 30 Vote --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966249623] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote> 2 million dollars but you can never have sex again I'll take the money I'll take the sex Vote View Results 2 million dollars but you can never have sex again - Results (106 votes) I'll take the money 71.7% (76 votes) 76 I'll take the sex 28.3% (30 votes) 30 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80078120', message: '0', key: '6941671e' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Vote </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerrifyingRei 07/01/22 1:17:59 AM #2:	2 million dollars for giving up something i don't get anyways? sign me the fuck up --- 'I saw my future today. It said I'm going away, but I still haven't sung my last line.' - Demon Hunter 'Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?' - FFDP <cite>TerrifyingRei posted [p:966249651] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>2 million dollars for giving up something i don't get anyways? sign me the fuck up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBrainbuster 07/01/22 1:19:17 AM #3:	Nope --- Final Fantasy IV is the greatest game ever MADE!!! <cite>TheBrainbuster posted [p:966249666] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Nope </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 07/01/22 1:20:02 AM #4:	ehhhh.nah sniffing around is one of lifes great pleasures --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:966249673] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>ehhhh.nah sniffing around is one of lifes great pleasures </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 07/01/22 1:20:30 AM #5:	free money and nothing changes --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:966249682] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>free money and nothing changes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 07/01/22 1:50:23 AM #6:	Could I still engage in sexual activities? Is it just vaginal peneteation with my penis which is off the table? <cite>Glob posted [p:966250093] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Could I still engage in sexual activities? Is it just vaginal peneteation with my penis which is off the table? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 07/01/22 1:53:43 AM #7:	I'll take the sex. I need that in my relationships. It's more than just physical pleasure. It's a good way to really connect with the one you love. Glob posted... Could I still engage in sexual activities? Is it just vaginal peneteation with my penis which is off the table? You're probably going to be limited to self pleasure. Your own hands, toys, a rolled up towel, etc. <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:966250143] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the sex. I need that in my relationships. It's more than just physical pleasure. It's a good way to really connect with the one you love. Glob posted... </cite> <quote>Could I still engage in sexual activities? Is it just vaginal peneteation with my penis which is off the table?</quote> You're probably going to be limited to self pleasure. Your own hands, toys, a rolled up towel, etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 2:00:10 AM #8:	TentacleDemon posted... You're probably going to be limited to self pleasure. Your own hands, toys, a rolled up towel, etc. Exactly. You beat me to the response. Lol --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966250253] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>TentacleDemon posted... </cite> <quote>You're probably going to be limited to self pleasure. Your own hands, toys, a rolled up towel, etc.</quote>Exactly. You beat me to the response. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nerevar791 07/01/22 2:01:16 AM #9:	Absolutely not. --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Nerevar791 posted [p:966250270] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/01/22 2:02:24 AM #10:	That's enough money to max maybe 2 Diablo Immortal characters. Sex it is. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:966250287] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>That's enough money to max maybe 2 Diablo Immortal characters. Sex it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 07/01/22 2:02:24 AM #11:	FinalFight posted... Exactly. You beat me to the response. Lol Then you can stick your money up your arse. <cite>Glob posted [p:966250288] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>FinalFight posted... </cite> <quote>Exactly. You beat me to the response. Lol</quote> Then you can stick your money up your arse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheUmbersun 07/01/22 2:04:10 AM #12:	2 million and nothing changes. Yeah Bruh let's go <cite>TheUmbersun posted [p:966250317] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>2 million and nothing changes. Yeah Bruh let's go </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 2:04:22 AM #13:	Glob posted... Then you can stick your money up your arse. Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking. --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966250321] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite> <quote>Then you can stick your money up your arse.</quote>Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/01/22 2:05:27 AM #14:	With $2 million I bet i could get two chicks to go to town on me. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:966250335] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>With $2 million I bet i could get two chicks to go to town on me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 07/01/22 2:06:24 AM #15:	FinalFight posted... Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking. I was going to make a very similar smartass comment but my phrasing felt awkward so I deleted it. <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:966250345] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>FinalFight posted... </cite> <quote>Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking.</quote> I was going to make a very similar smartass comment but my phrasing felt awkward so I deleted it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 07/01/22 2:06:27 AM #16:	FinalFight posted... Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking. Not what I meant and you know it. <cite>Glob posted [p:966250346] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>FinalFight posted... </cite> <quote>Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking.</quote> Not what I meant and you know it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 07/01/22 2:06:37 AM #17:	My family desperately needs the money. Deal --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:966250352] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>My family desperately needs the money. Deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 07/01/22 4:20:11 AM #18:	Deal. I doubt I'm ever having sex, anyway. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:966251703] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I doubt I'm ever having sex, anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 07/01/22 4:23:25 AM #19:	Pass --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:966251726] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Pass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 07/01/22 6:11:47 AM #20:	Being set for life to give up something Ive never had (and therefore dont even care about anyone at this point)? Sign me the fuck up. --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? <cite>rexcrk posted [p:966252592] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote> Being set for life to give up something Ive never had (and therefore dont even care about anyone at this point)? Sign me the fuck up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordYeezus 07/01/22 6:31:25 AM #21:	bump it to 20m and i'd probably do it. id still like to experience sex one day --- Life feels like one big gamble and I'm losing every bet. <cite>LordYeezus posted [p:966252751] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>bump it to 20m and i'd probably do it. id still like to experience sex one day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/01/22 6:40:41 AM #22:	TerrifyingRei posted... 2 million dollars for giving up something i don't get anyways? sign me the fuck up This --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:966252840] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>TerrifyingRei posted... </cite> <quote>2 million dollars for giving up something i don't get anyways? sign me the fuck up</quote>This </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 07/01/22 6:42:41 AM #23:	ez moneys --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:966252860] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>ez moneys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 11:24:27 AM #24:	Wow. Kinda surprised by the results --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966257102] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Wow. Kinda surprised by the results </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHaren22Champ 07/01/22 11:25:37 AM #25:	Definitely taking sex. <cite>DanHaren22Champ posted [p:966257128] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Definitely taking sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 07/01/22 11:27:09 AM #26:	I'm ace, this is easy money <cite>TMOG posted [p:966257161] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>I'm ace, this is easy money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheUmbersun 07/01/22 11:33:19 AM #27:	FinalFight posted... Wow. Kinda surprised by the results Did you forget what board this is or <cite>TheUmbersun posted [p:966257294] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>FinalFight posted... </cite> <quote>Wow. Kinda surprised by the results</quote>Did you forget what board this is or </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 1:40:06 PM #28:	TheUmbersun posted... Did you forget what board this is or This board, nay this site, is full of horndogs. So yeah Im surprised. --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966260020] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>TheUmbersun posted... </cite> <quote>Did you forget what board this is or</quote>This board, nay this site, is full of horndogs. So yeah Im surprised. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/01/22 1:41:15 PM #29:	TerrifyingRei posted... 2 million dollars for giving up something i don't get anyways? sign me the fuck up --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:966260046] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>TerrifyingRei posted...</cite> <quote>2 million dollars for giving up something i don't get anyways? sign me the fuck up </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 07/01/22 1:41:19 PM #30:	If this is the case, I should be getting my $2 million right now. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:966260047] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>If this is the case, I should be getting my $2 million right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hoodroar 07/01/22 1:44:54 PM #31:	FinalFight posted... Wow. Kinda surprised by the results 30-40% of young men don't have sex and they're probably overrepresented on a video game message board. The $2 million is basically free. --- sigless user logic <cite>Hoodroar posted [p:966260143] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>FinalFight posted...</cite> <quote>Wow. Kinda surprised by the results </quote> 30-40% of young men don't have sex and they're probably overrepresented on a video game message board. The $2 million is basically free.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 07/01/22 1:47:18 PM #32:	Nope, nope, nope. I don't think any amount would get me to permanently give up sex. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:966260193] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Nope, nope, nope. I don't think any amount would get me to permanently give up sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 1:48:05 PM #33:	Hoodroar posted... 30-40% of young men don't have sex and they're probably overrepresented on a video game message board. The $2 million is basically free. I wish I could argue, but Im currently one of those young men you mentioned. Guess Im just holding out hope for a turnaround --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966260213] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Hoodroar posted... </cite> <quote>30-40% of young men don't have sex and they're probably overrepresented on a video game message board. The $2 million is basically free.</quote>I wish I could argue, but Im currently one of those young men you mentioned. Guess Im just holding out hope for a turnaround </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 07/01/22 1:49:19 PM #34:	If I am rich my hand and toys are good enough lmao. <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:966260259] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>If I am rich my hand and toys are good enough lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/01/22 1:50:13 PM #35:	inb4 so nothing changes --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:966260287] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>inb4 so nothing changes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenaku 07/01/22 1:50:42 PM #36:	Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner? <cite>Tenaku posted [p:966260298] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheUmbersun 07/01/22 1:52:57 PM #37:	NeonOctopus posted... inb4 so nothing changes uh you're a bit late there buddy <cite>TheUmbersun posted [p:966260341] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>inb4 so nothing changes</quote>uh you're a bit late there buddy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kajagogo 07/01/22 1:54:14 PM #39:	Easy money for this Asexual! --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:966260374] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Easy money for this Asexual! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 1:54:37 PM #40:	Tenaku posted... Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner? Aye, thats the rub --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966260389] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Tenaku posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner?</quote>Aye, thats the rub </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 07/01/22 2:02:48 PM #41:	Hell, no --- Currently playing: I'm taking a gaming break <cite>bsp77 posted [p:966260574] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Hell, no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
googs19 07/01/22 2:02:48 PM #42:	Tenaku posted... Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner? $2 million is a lot of money, but it's not exactly the kind of money you would need in order to never have to worry about money again. <cite>googs19 posted [p:966260575] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Tenaku posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner?</quote> $2 million is a lot of money, but it's not exactly the kind of money you would need in order to never have to worry about money again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JVillJags 07/01/22 2:03:33 PM #43:	$$$ --- I have nothing interesting to put here. <cite>JVillJags posted [p:966260593] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>$$$ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 07/01/22 2:05:17 PM #44:	I'm asexual, so... easy money <cite>Philip027 posted [p:966260632] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>I'm asexual, so... easy money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 7:30:21 PM #45:	googs19 posted... $2 million is a lot of money, but it's not exactly the kind of money you would need in order to never have to worry about money again. I mean, if you invested it properly you could probably live off the interest. --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966267888] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>googs19 posted... </cite> <quote>$2 million is a lot of money, but it's not exactly the kind of money you would need in order to never have to worry about money again.</quote>I mean, if you invested it properly you could probably live off the interest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 07/01/22 7:31:33 PM #46:	Can i still eat pussy and ass? And get handjobs? --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:966267906] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Can i still eat pussy and ass? And get handjobs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/01/22 7:32:14 PM #47:	I'll just soak and get some jumpers --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:966267919] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>I'll just soak and get some jumpers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalFight 07/01/22 7:32:34 PM #48:	SauI_Goodman posted... Can i still eat pussy and ass? And get handjobs? No --- Profound sadness! <cite>FinalFight posted [p:966267925] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>Can i still eat pussy and ass? And get handjobs?</quote>No </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 07/01/22 7:33:15 PM #49:	FinalFight posted... No I'll take the sex. --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:966267945] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>FinalFight posted... </cite> <quote>No</quote>I'll take the sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 07/01/22 7:33:15 PM #50:	Watch after you take the 2 million dollars all of a sudden all the ladies will want you. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:966267946] in 2 million ... [t:80078120]...</cite> <quote>Watch after you take the 2 million dollars all of a sudden all the ladies will want you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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