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Flauros
06/30/22 3:23:08 PM
#1:


Lets say its some drugged up whacko and he kicks your door in.

You got about 30 seconds to prepare before the door is smashed in and hes in your house.

He is armed with a box cutter and you have no idea of his intentions.

What do you do?

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Payzmaykr
06/30/22 3:27:17 PM
#2:


Grab the wooden baseball bat by the door and hit him in the arm/shoulder to make him drop the knife. Then I would try to chase him out and call 911. I wouldnt want to kill anybody. Even if he was trying to kill me, I would rather disarm him and have the police handle it.

If the guy had a gun, I would get mine.

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DipDipDiver
06/30/22 3:28:52 PM
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I wouldn't even find out for about two more hours
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Shotgunnova
06/30/22 3:30:27 PM
#4:


I have more knives than a Trigun anthology.

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HovaRex
06/30/22 4:19:05 PM
#5:


Dude would catch some hands.

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Ving_Rhames
06/30/22 4:20:41 PM
#6:


Shoot em.

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Irony
06/30/22 4:21:11 PM
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Cowabunga it is

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DrizztLink
06/30/22 4:22:48 PM
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I am perfectly safe, for he is armed with a box cutter, yet I am not a box.

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ellis123
06/30/22 4:23:32 PM
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Find out in a couple of hours?

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Verdekal
06/30/22 4:27:16 PM
#11:


Kill him.

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Patchwork
06/30/22 4:29:50 PM
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Irony posted...
Cowabunga it is

Got it.

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NoxObscuras
06/30/22 4:30:56 PM
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Well there's 2 doors, a wood door and a metal one... So I'd run for my life if someone was able to kick through both of those. That's some super human strength that I don't want to be on the receiving end of.

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Smackems
06/30/22 4:31:23 PM
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Nothing cuz I ain't there

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Norman_Smiley
06/30/22 4:31:49 PM
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Grab my 9mm and stand in front of the door. As soon as he enters, empty my clip into him.

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 4:32:57 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Shoot em.


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MarcoRubio
06/30/22 4:34:40 PM
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Wonder how he got past my security, but I would sic the dogs on them

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YugiNoob
06/30/22 4:35:40 PM
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Hope he didnt hurt my birdies in his rampage :((


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Suolevram
06/30/22 4:36:40 PM
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I'd be shit out of luck as I work 45 minutes away and no one is there.

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NeonOctopus
06/30/22 4:38:20 PM
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Shoot him >_>

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bigtiggie23
06/30/22 4:48:02 PM
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I have 2 metal baseball bats and a Crocodile Dundee style knife within reach of my living room chair. It's whatever I grab first.

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JoeDangIt
06/30/22 4:50:48 PM
#22:


Hit him with the coffee table.
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Flauros
07/01/22 5:20:42 AM
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interesting results so far

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Chadwick69
07/01/22 5:27:03 AM
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Reason with him, tell him he is committing a crime and then I will be forced to call the police if he doesn't stop, and then he will stop. Violence is for republicans.

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divot1338
07/01/22 5:28:45 AM
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Threat level: detected

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The_Korey
07/01/22 5:31:48 AM
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Chadwick69 posted...
Reason with him, tell him he is committing a crime and then I will be forced to call the police if he doesn't stop, and then he will stop. Violence is for republicans.


Not sure if serious, really sheltered, or a republican intentionally trying to make dems sound stupid...

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Flauros
07/01/22 5:32:37 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Not sure if serious, really sheltered, or a republican intentionally trying to make dems sound stupid...
I think he may be attempting to make a funny.

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rexcrk
07/01/22 5:56:50 AM
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Depends on what race (s)he is


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Flauros
07/01/22 6:00:08 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Depends on what race (s)he is
It is impossible to know at the moment. They are wearing a full body painters suit and mask.

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Malcrasternus
07/01/22 6:01:52 AM
#31:


My AR is right next to me, and there's a full mag in a range bag next to it.

I dunno maybe talk about our feelings or some shit.

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