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Blo
06/30/22 2:51:30 PM
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Also how do I get her to fuck?

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Irony
06/30/22 2:51:53 PM
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Say I want to have fuck with you

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Nerevar791
06/30/22 2:52:52 PM
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Irony posted...
Say I want to have fuck with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nnztYvPEiM

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g0ldie
06/30/22 2:56:07 PM
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don't worry, I got you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q825SgJ6has

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Ryven
06/30/22 2:56:48 PM
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Red Bull + three viagra = profit?

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Blo
06/30/22 3:07:24 PM
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What do I do with the m****

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Blo
06/30/22 4:37:15 PM
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Help me

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Antifar
06/30/22 4:53:09 PM
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Somehow I don't think you need to worry about that

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ZannoL
06/30/22 4:54:12 PM
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Put on condom, slide dick in, and hump.

Youre welcome.
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TheMikh
06/30/22 4:54:53 PM
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consider spending a bit of time before the date shopping for a robe and wizard hat.

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Intro2Logic
06/30/22 4:55:10 PM
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Blo posted...
What do I do with the m****
The what?

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Nerevar791
06/30/22 4:56:44 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
The what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6NWW7HKPg

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Stewman_Magoo
06/30/22 4:58:00 PM
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Tickle her kneecaps

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g0ldie
06/30/22 5:01:27 PM
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Stewman_Magoo posted...
Tickle her kneecaps
I actually tried doing this in middle school/early high school since the one dude on Ally McBeal used to give women orgasms by massaging the back of their knee, and it was a power I wanted to harvest for myself

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MrDrMan
06/30/22 7:41:12 PM
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Go down on her. This alone will set you apart from all the clowns that dont. That is how you get a woman to come back.

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Heartomaton
06/30/22 7:42:48 PM
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When you're ready for the lady to cum, make sure you scream as if you're about to be murdered. Heightens the sensation.

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kingdrake2
06/30/22 7:59:30 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
That is how you get a woman to come back for more

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Kurt_Russel
06/30/22 8:02:07 PM
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if you like, give oraljust be sure to scream at it. Also watch adult videos (soft core) so you can learn. Godspeed

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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/30/22 8:09:35 PM
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try to have some drinks before hand. you wont nut as quick

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Blo
06/30/22 8:14:15 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
if you like, give oraljust be sure to scream at it
Like a horror movie?

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PoundGarden
06/30/22 8:15:41 PM
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Motorboat the V, they love it

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Blo
07/01/22 12:35:15 PM
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I haven't jerked it since Wednesday morning in anticipation

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Stewman_Magoo
07/01/22 12:37:10 PM
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Bro you're toast

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CanadianMafK
07/01/22 12:55:51 PM
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Cocaine and liquor usually helps
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MixedRaceBaby
07/01/22 12:57:41 PM
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stick her with the pointy end

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XxKrazyChaosxX
07/01/22 1:01:34 PM
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It's all in the hips.

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