Poll of the Day > Killed over too much mayo.

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hypnox
06/29/22 4:54:30 AM
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/28/us/subway-worker-mayo-dispute-killing/index.html

Some people really do hate mayo it seems.

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Straughan
06/29/22 5:09:29 AM
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They do sometimes put too much damn mayo though. I have to tell them "Just one line"

This one girl at a nearby subway years ago uses to put enough mustard and mayo on my bmt to choke a donkey.

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hypnox
06/29/22 5:16:20 AM
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Post two is the evidence I wish to present to the GameFAQS courts to have them reconsider the action of adding picture comments.

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Gaawa_chan
06/29/22 5:23:43 AM
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But you can just wipe it off, I don't understand...

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Straughan
06/29/22 5:25:39 AM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
But you can just wipe it off, I don't understand...

This is true. However if your niece hates tomatos she won't accept the tainted sandwich and it must be redone from scratch.

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slacker03150
06/29/22 7:33:35 AM
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Straughan posted...
This is true. However if your niece hates tomatos she won't accept the tainted sandwich and it must be redone from scratch.
I've done that with pickles before. I can just take them off. It's not that big of a deal, but by that time the pickle juice has already contaminated the burger and I can still taste it. So depending on my mood I will send it back to be remade.

Too much sauce of any kind is annoying, but as you still want the sauce just not as much, scraping the extra off isn't too bad.

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Far-Queue
06/29/22 7:59:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/1/AAZslrAADZPT.jpg


^ this is not mayo, it's marshmallow spread

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Straughan
06/29/22 8:02:36 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
^ this is not mayo, it's marshmallow spread

Yeah well, tell them that.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/peanut-butter-mayonnaise-sandwich-internet-great-depression-south-twitter-a8554511.html

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Far-Queue
06/29/22 8:17:47 AM
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There may be people making peanut butter and mayo sandwiches out there somewhere I won't deny that but that photo is 100% marshmallow spread

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ZangsBeard
06/29/22 8:34:26 AM
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If you didnt want my mayo between your toes, then why did you put on your socks?

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Cacciato
06/29/22 8:21:54 PM
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My Facebook memory didnt age well. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/0/AALv4zAADZYq.jpg
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DirtBasedSoap
06/29/22 8:43:57 PM
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as a white guy, i think it is absolutely hilarious how often some (most) white people cant handle spices. my dad a few months ago said the McDonalds breakfast sausage was kinda spicy and it made me lol

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hypnox
06/29/22 9:55:55 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
as a white guy, i think it is absolutely hilarious how often some (most) white people cant handle spices. my dad a few months ago said the McDonalds breakfast sausage was kinda spicy and it made me lol

There was an interesting culture and food documentary I watched that noted the reason why white people generally don't have heavily spiced dishes is due to the quality of food that was historically available to them. Which sadly does seem the case, The cultures with spicy food generally are the ones that were late on the refrigeration access, if they have it yet at all. So it makes sense that they would bury the... lets say, lack of freshness in taste, with a lot of spicy seasonings. Plus, white people who were poor couldn't afford spices back in the day, so that probably added to it as well.

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Muscles
06/29/22 10:30:13 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
as a white guy, i think it is absolutely hilarious how often some (most) white people cant handle spices. my dad a few months ago said the McDonalds breakfast sausage was kinda spicy and it made me lol
I agree, most white people are little bitches when it comes to spicy things. I, however, love spicy food.

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LinkPizza
06/29/22 10:51:47 PM
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Straughan posted...
This is true. However if your niece hates tomatos she won't accept the tainted sandwich and it must be redone from scratch.

Sure But if they out mayo on the sandwich, he probably asked for mayo Meaning that having some mayo on it would be ok Itd be different if he didnt want mayo at all, though

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LinkPizza
06/29/22 10:53:32 PM
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Muscles posted...
I agree, most white people are little bitches when it comes to spicy things. I, however, love spicy food.

Im a black guy whos not a fan of spicy foods. Haha

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ZangsBeard
06/29/22 11:03:51 PM
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Man, I wish I could make some chicken tikka masala, but my dad's kitchen is fucking gross.

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Carbon_Deoxxys
06/29/22 11:33:40 PM
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Thats really tragic

Fuck that guy

Imagine killing someone over too much mayo
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DirtBasedSoap
06/30/22 12:49:48 AM
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hypnox posted...
There was an interesting culture and food documentary I watched that noted the reason why white people generally don't have heavily spiced dishes is due to the quality of food that was historically available to them. Which sadly does seem the case, The cultures with spicy food generally are the ones that were late on the refrigeration access, if they have it yet at all. So it makes sense that they would bury the... lets say, lack of freshness in taste, with a lot of spicy seasonings. Plus, white people who were poor couldn't afford spices back in the day, so that probably added to it as well.
bro we straight up invaded the entire world for spices like 500 years ago.

Kinda joking lol

its similar to lactose intolerance. people whose ancestors had access to refrigeration (or colder climates that made it easier to store milk) awhile back generally can tolerate lactose because their ancestors based their diets around dairy products (for the most part).

fascinating stuff tbh

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DirtBasedSoap
06/30/22 12:50:16 AM
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Muscles posted...
I agree, most white people are little bitches when it comes to spicy things. I, however, love spicy food.
if it doesnt give me diarrhea the next day, i dont want it

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Zareth
06/30/22 12:54:59 AM
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Gonna have a great time in prison
"what you in for?" "killed a girl cause she put too much mayo on my sandwich"

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JJH777
06/30/22 1:01:53 AM
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Curious if he was a legal gun owner. This is the type of person that any reasonable barriers to gun ownership would stop. If he's not patient or smart enough to just get a new sandwich in this situation he's not going to be smart enough to pass any remotely difficult gun safety tests.

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hypnox
06/30/22 1:04:51 AM
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JJH777 posted...
he's not going to be smart enough to pass any remotely difficult gun safety tests.

This was in Atlanta Georgia, So I don't think he had any major hoops to jump to get a gun.

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Krazy_Kirby
06/30/22 3:18:00 AM
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Zareth posted...
Gonna have a great time in prison
"what you in for?" "killed a girl cause she put too much mayo on my sandwich"


psycho willing to murder over nothing will fit right in

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