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Noumas 06/29/22 3:17:51 AM #1: |
Like you start subtly moaning more and more as they pat you down, what would happen? Would it deter them from patting you down again or would they take you to the "special room" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 06/29/22 3:19:40 AM #2: |
I intend to find out Also that's where they keep the free weed... The airport I mean, not the room --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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angeleyes94 06/29/22 3:53:26 AM #3: |
Then you get the full cavity search. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 06/29/22 3:54:00 AM #4: |
angeleyes94 posted... Then you get the full cavity search. god yes --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 06/29/22 3:56:07 AM #5: |
I will start studying dynamical systems of cognition as a result of this --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dingydang166 06/29/22 3:57:29 AM #6: |
This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop. I have a buddy who would wear tight pants, and when he got searched he could jerk off with his pants and cum right into his inner thigh. Most of the time they notice and stop real quick, but some fucking bone head bouncer stuck his ring finger in it once and he went APESHIT. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumas 07/01/22 5:56:34 AM #7: |
Dingydang166 posted... This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop.What the actual fuck ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 07/01/22 5:57:24 AM #8: |
Dingydang166 posted... Based --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 07/01/22 5:58:18 AM #9: |
Dingydang166 posted... This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop. Fucking legend! xD --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/01/22 5:58:26 AM #10: |
Dingydang166 posted... pretty sure you can be arrested for that --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumas 07/03/22 4:51:11 AM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted... pretty sure you can be arrested for thatIf that's true then if someone soils himself he could be arrested too ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/03/22 4:59:08 AM #12: |
No lie, one time my dick set off that scanner and they had to pat me down. They even showed me the image before they did it >_> It was really weird lol Edit: I didn't deed before hand either or whatever that previous post was talking about lmao. I was clean and normal --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 07/03/22 5:23:27 AM #13: |
Noumas posted... If that's true then if someone soils himself he could be arrested tooThere is a difference here, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is... --- But I Trumble from there! http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkmaian23 07/03/22 5:27:32 AM #15: |
I'm more interested in what happens if you have a phobia of being touched by people and you tell them and they do it anyway. I'm not sure I could do it. --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 07/03/22 6:01:20 AM #16: |
Dingydang166 posted... This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop. This happened. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExtremeLuchador 07/03/22 6:45:44 AM #17: |
TSA can keep you from flying for awhile. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 07/03/22 11:06:44 AM #18: |
Turtlebread posted... god yes "The bomb is deeper you have to go deeper Daddy." --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 07/03/22 11:07:48 AM #19: |
Dingydang166 posted... This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop. lmfao --- I don't wanna wait in vain for your love. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumas 07/06/22 1:59:53 AM #20: |
I'm honestly kinda impressed that its still up, years ago the mods would have freaked ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/06/22 2:02:33 AM #21: |
"I'm just happy to see you" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 07/06/22 2:21:54 AM #22: |
they already get that 1000x a day. they dont blink an eye. >_> --- ( o _o) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samurai bandit 07/06/22 2:25:58 AM #23: |
I once saw someone wearing a t-shirt with a print "it is not gay if it's TSA" and a human stick drawing of a patdown. Needless to say, they got patted by TSA lol --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumas 07/06/22 2:33:47 AM #24: |
samurai bandit posted... I once saw someone wearing a t-shirt with a print "it is not gay if it's TSA" and a human stick drawing of a patdown.Why do I have a memory of this exact shirt though I think I saw it on a show too ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 07/06/22 2:56:25 AM #25: |
Noumas posted... If that's true then if someone soils himself he could be arrested too should be a massive penalty for defecating onto self. there's shit everywhere. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noumas 07/08/22 7:13:37 AM #26: |
kingdrake2 posted... should be a massive penalty for defecating onto self. there's shit everywhere.So its no different from public urination being a crime ... Copied to Clipboard!
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