Current Events > What happens if you get a TSA patdown and pretend like you're into it?

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Noumas
06/29/22 3:17:51 AM
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Like you start subtly moaning more and more as they pat you down, what would happen? Would it deter them from patting you down again or would they take you to the "special room"
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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/22 3:19:40 AM
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I intend to find out

Also that's where they keep the free weed... The airport I mean, not the room

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angeleyes94
06/29/22 3:53:26 AM
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Then you get the full cavity search.

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Turtlebread
06/29/22 3:54:00 AM
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angeleyes94 posted...
Then you get the full cavity search.

god yes

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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/22 3:56:07 AM
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I will start studying dynamical systems of cognition as a result of this

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Dingydang166
06/29/22 3:57:29 AM
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This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop.

I have a buddy who would wear tight pants, and when he got searched he could jerk off with his pants and cum right into his inner thigh. Most of the time they notice and stop real quick, but some fucking bone head bouncer stuck his ring finger in it once and he went APESHIT.
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Noumas
07/01/22 5:56:34 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop.

I have a buddy who would wear tight pants, and when he got searched he could jerk off with his pants and cum right into his inner thigh. Most of the time they notice and stop real quick, but some fucking bone head bouncer stuck his ring finger in it once and he went APESHIT.
What the actual fuck
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Flauros
07/01/22 5:57:24 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...


Based


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The_Korey
07/01/22 5:58:18 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop.

I have a buddy who would wear tight pants, and when he got searched he could jerk off with his pants and cum right into his inner thigh. Most of the time they notice and stop real quick, but some fucking bone head bouncer stuck his ring finger in it once and he went APESHIT.

Fucking legend! xD

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UnfairRepresent
07/01/22 5:58:26 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
pretty sure you can be arrested for that

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Noumas
07/03/22 4:51:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
pretty sure you can be arrested for that
If that's true then if someone soils himself he could be arrested too
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NeonOctopus
07/03/22 4:59:08 AM
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No lie, one time my dick set off that scanner and they had to pat me down. They even showed me the image before they did it >_> It was really weird lol

Edit: I didn't deed before hand either or whatever that previous post was talking about lmao. I was clean and normal

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Trumble
07/03/22 5:23:27 AM
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Noumas posted...
If that's true then if someone soils himself he could be arrested too
There is a difference here, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is...

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darkmaian23
07/03/22 5:27:32 AM
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I'm more interested in what happens if you have a phobia of being touched by people and you tell them and they do it anyway. I'm not sure I could do it.

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spikethedevil
07/03/22 6:01:20 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop.

I have a buddy who would wear tight pants, and when he got searched he could jerk off with his pants and cum right into his inner thigh. Most of the time they notice and stop real quick, but some fucking bone head bouncer stuck his ring finger in it once and he went APESHIT.

This happened.

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ExtremeLuchador
07/03/22 6:45:44 AM
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TSA can keep you from flying for awhile.

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Unsuprised_Pika
07/03/22 11:06:44 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
god yes

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Damn_Underscore
07/03/22 11:07:48 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
This actually works with ANYONE who frisks you, be it TSA or some pigs, but if you EJACULATE ENOUGH to actually have like a wet spot, they will always stop.

I have a buddy who would wear tight pants, and when he got searched he could jerk off with his pants and cum right into his inner thigh. Most of the time they notice and stop real quick, but some fucking bone head bouncer stuck his ring finger in it once and he went APESHIT.

lmfao

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Noumas
07/06/22 1:59:53 AM
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I'm honestly kinda impressed that its still up, years ago the mods would have freaked
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Questionmarktarius
07/06/22 2:02:33 AM
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"I'm just happy to see you"
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Robot2600
07/06/22 2:21:54 AM
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they already get that 1000x a day. they dont blink an eye.

>_>

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samurai bandit
07/06/22 2:25:58 AM
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I once saw someone wearing a t-shirt with a print "it is not gay if it's TSA" and a human stick drawing of a patdown.

Needless to say, they got patted by TSA lol

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Noumas
07/06/22 2:33:47 AM
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samurai bandit posted...
I once saw someone wearing a t-shirt with a print "it is not gay if it's TSA" and a human stick drawing of a patdown.

Needless to say, they got patted by TSA lol
Why do I have a memory of this exact shirt though I think I saw it on a show too
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kingdrake2
07/06/22 2:56:25 AM
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Noumas posted...
If that's true then if someone soils himself he could be arrested too


should be a massive penalty for defecating onto self. there's shit everywhere.

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Noumas
07/08/22 7:13:37 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
should be a massive penalty for defecating onto self. there's shit everywhere.
So its no different from public urination being a crime
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