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Darkprince21
06/28/22 8:12:55 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1541878212250243074
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JordanStout
06/28/22 8:15:43 PM
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Hes 47 years old and his doctor told him that boxing might cause him to have a heart attack spontaneously.

Dude is an idiot.
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WilliamPorygon
06/28/22 8:16:47 PM
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I mean I doubt he's ever taken his doctor's advice before

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Blue_Inigo
06/28/22 8:19:06 PM
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No shit, he'll fucking die

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__aCEr__
06/28/22 8:36:22 PM
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"So I asked him why I shouldn't box."

I'm sure that doctor was like "Are you serious?"

The road map for Boogie to survive a boxing match would be for him to be like 25 years younger and a completely different person.


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Poorly
07/01/22 7:25:39 AM
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If Idubbbbz can't do it why can't boogienumberz

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Error1355
07/01/22 7:28:34 AM
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Doctor: don't do this
Boogie: imma do it anyway

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KiwiTerraRizing
07/01/22 7:39:01 AM
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His doctor has told him not to be a fat tub of shit but he kept doing that.

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ultimate reaver
07/01/22 7:45:37 AM
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dudes fat as shit, probably does no form of exercise and would be going into a sport that is really intense on a cardio and endurance level. i would legit be afraid he would die in the days following

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JordanStout
07/01/22 8:09:38 AM
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Hes gonna end up getting murdered in the octagon like CM Punk.
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TentacleDemon
07/01/22 8:10:15 AM
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Part of this roadmap that he worked out with his doctor includes him exercising and losing a bunch of weight. So it's not like he just said "I'm gonna go fight like this and ignore everything my doctor said." He said that he will follow through with everything the doctor suggested. The tests to see if his body can handle the stress, the exercise, the weight loss, etc.

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pegusus123456
07/04/22 4:53:20 AM
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That doctor just didn't want to subject the world to seeing those big flapjack titties flying around like a wet towel thrown across a room

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ShineboxPhil
07/04/22 5:00:48 AM
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Is boogie going to box edp445?

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pogo_rabid
07/04/22 5:11:18 AM
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Boogie has to do it. It's literally 10 years worth of content for him milking it saying he was mentally scarred from this or that.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/04/22 5:15:20 AM
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dude has a better chance of sitting in a box...
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pegusus123456
07/04/22 5:20:54 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
dude has a better chance of sitting in a box...
There's not enough cardboard south of the Mason Dixon line.

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008Zulu
07/04/22 5:26:48 AM
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It will be just like The Wrestler, except... lame.

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JordanStout
07/04/22 5:29:17 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
dude has a better chance of sitting in a box...
Dude has a better chance of getting the Taco Bell $5 Cravings box.
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metralo
07/04/22 5:30:44 AM
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I believe him when he says he will do all of it.

except losing weight. Lmao

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/04/22 5:54:22 AM
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what if he does like Homer did on that episode?

just stand there and absorb all the blows?

im sure his fatass could handle it... >_>
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Darkinsanity1
07/05/22 10:06:36 AM
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Cant imagine why he'd even want to. Clearly he's never tried it, because if he had any idea what it's like for your body, he wouldn't try. One of the most tiring sports around. He will literally die.

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wackyteen
07/05/22 10:09:55 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
dudes fat as shit, probably does no form of exercise and would be going into a sport that is really intense on a cardio and endurance level. i would legit be afraid he would die in the days following
He's actually been doing some exercises recently.

Obviously he has a fuck ton of weight to lose to be in remote shape for a boxing match but he has been putting in some effort.

Least that's what he said in a video like 3 or so weeks ago.

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pegusus123456
07/05/22 9:01:31 PM
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wackyteen posted...
He's actually been doing some exercises recently.

wackyteen posted...
Least that's what he said
Uh-huh.

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wackyteen
07/05/22 9:29:50 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Uh-huh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPiXCggCx5o

He mentions within the first like 15 seconds and then goes into more detail and even shows off his range of movement.

He's still a big ol' boi but he definitely does look... better than you'd probably expect him to.Not amazing by any stretch, but it'd take borderline miracles to fix boogie so

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EyeWontBeFooled
07/05/22 9:33:25 PM
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One punch to the chest and his heart facing folds.

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Back_Stabbath
07/05/22 9:43:23 PM
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Didn't his doctor also refuse to authorize gastric bypass on the dude because he wasn't convinced boogie wouldn't burst the fucking thing?

So boogie ended up finding some Dr. Nick from the Simpsons who was willing to do it lul.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/05/22 9:46:29 PM
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Tag me when he pulls out.

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wackyteen
07/05/22 9:47:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Tag me when he pulls out.
Man has to be able to reach the hole to pull out

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SauI_Goodman
07/05/22 9:49:50 PM
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Once he started listing all the stuff i was like nah. Thats too much. Also i dont know if any athletic commission doctor will give him the green light. Forget whst his personal doctor says. He has to convince the commission doctor. There is a difference between a fat atheltic guy like butterbean and boogie who hasnt lifted anything except butter into his mouth.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/05/22 9:50:31 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Man has to be able to reach the hole to pull out

Is this some kind of sex joke? I don't like those. Those aren't Christian.

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SauI_Goodman
07/05/22 9:51:58 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Pretty much what my doc said when he asked me for an update on life. I said wanting to get back on the mat and hit some jiu jitsu tournaments. "That sounds dangerous"
Lol he's not wrong of course. But ideally you want to find a doctor who understands martial arts and maybe even does martial arts themselves.

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