Poll of the Day > Would you ever eat 64 slices of American Cheese in one sitting?

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Ogurisama
06/28/22 4:03:12 PM
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Why or why not?

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Whargarble
06/28/22 4:10:09 PM
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I can't eat a single bite of that crap. Trying to do so literally induces vomit.

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wpot
06/28/22 4:13:03 PM
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Absolutely not; one would be one too many.

But it would be sitcom comedy gold. Particularly if, say, there was someone caught in the background of the screen who couldn't move or leave until the cheese was consumed.

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Ogurisama
06/28/22 4:18:47 PM
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wpot posted...
Absolutely not; one would be one too many.

But it would be sitcom comedy gold. Particularly if, say, there was someone caught in the background of the screen who couldn't move or leave until the cheese was consumed.
Maybe they are there to steal a toy bear from a baby

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VampireCoyote
06/28/22 4:21:53 PM
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Sure Ive got nothing to lose

bet I could eat a hundred

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_Kaz
06/28/22 4:29:35 PM
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Saw it on the Simpsons and thought "that's not that crazy"... And as a growing teen, a short stack (16) was very doable. A bit later I thought of taking a bigger stack (24) and eating it as a block. Oddly enough it was much more difficult despite being only 50% more.

Sixty four deserves the place of "only in a cartoon".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c

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VampireCoyote
06/28/22 4:31:08 PM
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Back when they made them a guy I worked with got a 20x20 from In-N-Out. He said he felt like crap the entire day afterwards and he could never eat their burgers again.

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wpot
06/28/22 5:20:20 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Maybe they are there to steal a toy bear from a baby
Strange thought, but sure: maybe. :)

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wwinterj25
06/29/22 1:25:06 AM
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I could but won't because my poop would be yellow.

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gunplagirl
06/29/22 1:27:28 AM
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I think I'm blind

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fishy071
06/29/22 1:34:57 AM
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I can't do it.

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keyblader1985
06/29/22 1:48:54 AM
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I prefer being able to see

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Straughan
06/29/22 1:52:38 AM
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That's about 100 calories a slice. 6400 total? Some labeling is 50 60 per. So 3200 lowest.

As long I had a whole day. Most I've ever ate at once was 4.

This, yeah I could do that in a single day.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/0/AAfGAbAADZNa.jpg

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Gaawa_chan
06/29/22 1:57:21 AM
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For no reason? Uh, no, I would not.

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faramir77
06/29/22 2:16:35 AM
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I can't think of another example of a country disrespecting their own nationality more than Americans so willingly calling that shit "American cheese".

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Revelation34
06/29/22 2:17:56 AM
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Maybe. I had a Kraft cheese slice the other day when I mixed it with eggs. I forgot how good that tastes even though other cheese would be better.

faramir77 posted...
I can't think of another example of a country disrespecting their own nationality more than Americans so willingly calling that shit "American cheese".


That is American cheese since American cheese doesn't actually exist. American cheese as named is just a combination of cheeses that already existed.

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Krazy_Kirby
06/29/22 2:50:30 AM
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plastic garbage.
barely edible if it's superheated

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captpackrat
06/29/22 5:34:55 AM
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Deluxe American is not bad. The kind that comes in individually wrapped slices isn't even cheese, it's imitation pasteurized process cheese food. And I kid you not.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/3/AAQwHjAADZOj.jpg

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KodyKeir
06/29/22 6:53:08 AM
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captpackrat posted...
Deluxe American is not bad. The kind that comes in individually wrapped slices isn't even cheese, it's imitation pasteurized process cheese food. And I kid you not.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/3/AAQwHjAADZOj.jpg

That is an abomination, skip the inquisitors and just order the navy to initiate the exterminatus from orbit.

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Revelation34
06/29/22 6:54:41 AM
#20:


captpackrat posted...
Deluxe American is not bad. The kind that comes in individually wrapped slices isn't even cheese, it's imitation pasteurized process cheese food. And I kid you not.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/3/AAQwHjAADZOj.jpg


I had that brand once.

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MagicalPrincess
06/29/22 6:55:27 AM
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Steve Urkel would.

https://youtu.be/klFBadAZ2fs

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Straughan
06/29/22 6:57:07 AM
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I remember when I was a kid, when I would have a slice of that kind of cheese it would make my tongue feel weird on impact. Almost like a gag reflex and it would immediately go away.

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hypnox
06/29/22 7:02:58 AM
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American cheese is not sandwich singles. Wish more people would know this. Yes some single slice packaged cheese is American cheese. But the vast majority of it is "sandwich singles"

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Revelation34
06/29/22 7:04:38 AM
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hypnox posted...
American cheese is not sandwich singles. Wish more people would know this. Yes some single slice packaged cheese is American cheese. But the vast majority of it is "sandwich singles"


They're all the same. I said why in my post about it.

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JOExHIGASHI
06/29/22 8:02:35 AM
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yes because the all you can eat seafood buffet kicked me out

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Straughan
06/29/22 8:12:11 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
yes because the all you can eat seafood buffet kicked me out

My Dad once lost his shit over this at one of the local 150 item seafood buffets here in town. Most embarrassing thing you'd ever wanna go through. To be fair, it was $35 plate and this was circa 2010.

We ended up staying and they left us alone, but they (my parents) fought the rest of the night over it. I went back to the hotel. We were gonna watch National Lampoon's Vacation. So much much that. We never did end up seeing it again. It was a tradition when I'd come visit home.

It amazes me how people I consider educated adults. Very successful educated adults can still end up behaving that way.

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JOExHIGASHI
06/29/22 8:36:28 AM
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Straughan posted...
My Dad once lost his shit over this at one of the local 150 item seafood buffets here in town. Most embarrassing thing you'd ever wanna go through. To be fair, it was $35 plate and this was circa 2010.

We ended up staying and they left us alone, but they (my parents) fought the rest of the night over it. I went back to the hotel. We were gonna watch National Lampoon's Vacation. So much much that. We never did end up seeing it again. It was a tradition when I'd come visit home.

It amazes me how people I consider educated adults. Very successful educated adults can still end up behaving that way.
Are you Lisa Simpson?

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ZangsBeard
06/29/22 8:39:32 AM
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Like had been said, Deluxe is the original American cheese, which is a mixture of cheddar and something else to give it flavor and melt ability. Its just a mixed cheese.

The singles that are oil is still technically cheese... but I do not like it. I used to eat it but something just bugs me about it now. So I stick to deluxe.

Oh and could I eat 100? Fuck no. Either way. Lol

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
06/29/22 9:18:49 AM
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captpackrat posted...
Deluxe American is not bad. The kind that comes in individually wrapped slices isn't even cheese, it's imitation pasteurized process cheese food. And I kid you not.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/3/AAQwHjAADZOj.jpg

Not all 'American cheese' is like that. That one is labeled 'imitation' because it's not made with dairy products.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AABn1pAADZQC.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/9/AABn1pAADZQD.jpg
As you can see, these are both labeled 'pasteurized prepared cheese product'. Which basically means it started out as pure cheese before being mixed with other dairy things.

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Revelation34
06/29/22 11:46:55 PM
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Straughan posted...


My Dad once lost his shit over this at one of the local 150 item seafood buffets here in town. Most embarrassing thing you'd ever wanna go through. To be fair, it was $35 plate and this was circa 2010.

We ended up staying and they left us alone, but they (my parents) fought the rest of the night over it. I went back to the hotel. We were gonna watch National Lampoon's Vacation. So much much that. We never did end up seeing it again. It was a tradition when I'd come visit home.

It amazes me how people I consider educated adults. Very successful educated adults can still end up behaving that way.


If it's all you can eat then legally it's all you can eat.

DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted...


Not all 'American cheese' is like that. That one is labeled 'imitation' because it's not made with dairy products.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AABn1pAADZQC.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/9/AABn1pAADZQD.jpg
As you can see, these are both labeled 'pasteurized prepared cheese product'. Which basically means it started out as pure cheese before being mixed with other dairy things.


The Great Value one is awful.

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Straughan
06/30/22 12:08:03 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
If it's all you can eat then legally it's all you can eat.

Some of the specialty items were limited to one plate one serving. That wasn't told until after we paid. I think it was the seabass and the prime rib. My Dad went to get a plate for my Mom too since she can't walk as easily. There's more too it, but my Dad took it to 11 when he got resistance and made a scene. As usual.

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Revelation34
06/30/22 2:23:51 AM
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Straughan posted...


Some of the specialty items were limited to one plate one serving. That wasn't told until after we paid. I think it was the seabass and the prime rib. My Dad went to get a plate for my Mom too since she can't walk as easily. There's more too it, but my Dad took it to 11 when he got resistance and made a scene. As usual.


Sounds like it would be their fault if he explained the plate was for your mom.

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Straughan
06/30/22 2:42:39 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Sounds like it would be their fault if he explained the plate was for your mom.

Oh, technically it was. But you had to just be there, dude. My Dad just knows how to press people's buttons. Mind you, he's my stepdad. My biological father was a hothead too, but in a different way.

We were at a baseball game a few years back with my brother and his wife and everyone in our section won free ice cream due to some play/event. Well, we went second after he and his wife came back with some tasty looking cones, and instead of going to the concessions, we went to the redemption stand because I asked an official at the gate where to get the ice cream.

Turns out the ACTUAL free ice cream was a coupon to a local joint that gave you a free cone with the purchase of $5 of anything on the menu.

They almost called the cops on him he was so upset. My brother explained that we could just go to the concession and tell them like everyone else did, but he was too fucking stubborn.

I could take this thread to 500 just giving personal anecdotes over the past 40 years with his ass. He never did lighten up like grandpa. Gonna day butt mad his entire goddamn life. I've never once gotten mad or rude to anyone in customer service or at some store. I honestly don't know where these people get the audacity. One day they're gonna fuck around and mess with the wrong one.

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Carbon_Deoxxys
06/30/22 3:06:11 AM
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captpackrat posted...
Deluxe American is not bad. The kind that comes in individually wrapped slices isn't even cheese, it's imitation pasteurized process cheese food. And I kid you not.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/3/AAQwHjAADZOj.jpg
This guy gets it.

Theres a lot of confusion about American Cheese. Ones labeled like this or "Cheese Product" are ones you want to avoid.

The Deluxe American Cheese is actual cheese and tastes great on Burgers and Grilled Cheese sandwiches. The white version tastes great on Phillycheese Steak, or is even used as a base to make queso.
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Entity13
06/30/22 4:01:33 AM
#36:


I wouldn't even eat the product crap in any number of sittings. I can't say I have seen or tried the deluxe stuff.

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Krazy_Kirby
06/30/22 4:06:10 AM
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Carbon_Deoxxys posted...

This guy gets it.

Theres a lot of confusion about American Cheese. Ones labeled like this or "Cheese Product" are ones you want to avoid.

The Deluxe American Cheese is actual cheese and tastes great on Burgers and Grilled Cheese sandwiches. The white version tastes great on Phillycheese Steak, or is even used as a base to make queso.


or just get good cheese

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Revelation34
06/30/22 5:18:56 AM
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Straughan posted...


Oh, technically it was. But you had to just be there, dude. My Dad just knows how to press people's buttons. Mind you, he's my stepdad. My biological father was a hothead too, but in a different way.

We were at a baseball game a few years back with my brother and his wife and everyone in our section won free ice cream due to some play/event. Well, we went second after he and his wife came back with some tasty looking cones, and instead of going to the concessions, we went to the redemption stand because I asked an official at the gate where to get the ice cream.

Turns out the ACTUAL free ice cream was a coupon to a local joint that gave you a free cone with the purchase of $5 of anything on the menu.

They almost called the cops on him he was so upset. My brother explained that we could just go to the concession and tell them like everyone else did, but he was too fucking stubborn.

I could take this thread to 500 just giving personal anecdotes over the past 40 years with his ass. He never did lighten up like grandpa. Gonna day butt mad his entire goddamn life. I've never once gotten mad or rude to anyone in customer service or at some store. I honestly don't know where these people get the audacity. One day they're gonna fuck around and mess with the wrong one.


And they'll just ask then to leave?

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
06/30/22 8:34:05 AM
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Carbon_Deoxxys posted...
This guy gets it.

Theres a lot of confusion about American Cheese. Ones labeled like this or "Cheese Product" are ones you want to avoid.

The Deluxe American Cheese is actual cheese and tastes great on Burgers and Grilled Cheese sandwiches. The white version tastes great on Phillycheese Steak, or is even used as a base to make queso.
Borden used to make sharp cheddar singles and they were soooo good.

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Carbon_Deoxxys
06/30/22 11:39:02 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
or just get good cheese
American cheese is good cheese

I'm about a bigger cheese fan as Wallace is from Wallace and gromit

Also big time chef, but there's just certain things that need American cheese. American burgers need American cheese, same thing with grilled cheese.
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OmegaM
07/01/22 12:37:37 PM
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No, I don't like any kind of cold cheese. Maybe 64 cocktail wieners. Homer likes those too, doesn't he?
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Ogurisama
07/01/22 12:46:38 PM
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OmegaM posted...
No, I don't like any kind of cold cheese. Maybe 64 cocktail wieners. Homer likes those too, doesn't he?
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OmegaM
07/01/22 4:11:38 PM
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I actually was thinking of that time Homer wanted Marge to make him something to eat and added "... and some of those little wieners in a can!"
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GameReviews
07/01/22 4:21:04 PM
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If I wanted to go blind, maybe.

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