Poll of the Day > To this day, I still don't understand why people use socks.

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Judgmenl
06/26/22 12:46:16 PM
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Like tissues for fuck sakes.
Also you have Zang to blame for this thread.

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ZangsBeard
06/26/22 12:47:38 PM
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I keep telling you, if you don't want it between your toes, why do you keep wearing your socks?

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adjl
06/26/22 12:52:55 PM
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Presumably, it's because a lot of people have socks lying around, making them a convenient rag-like substitute if they don't have tissues available. That said, having tissues available is pretty easy, so there's little excuse.

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SoreChasm
06/26/22 12:59:45 PM
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If you go with used socks, the natural pheromones they hold help you shoot quicker.

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ZangsBeard
06/26/22 1:02:15 PM
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SoreChasm posted...
If you go with used socks, the natural pheromones they hold help you shoot quicker.

Username is appropriate.

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Bligh_with_no_T
06/26/22 1:02:24 PM
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Because they're soft and my little sister just leaves them lying around so they're always in reach
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SoreChasm
06/26/22 1:04:56 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Username is appropriate.
It was inspired by @Far_Queue's mom.

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SoreChasm
06/26/22 1:05:59 PM
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Anyways, I hope Judg can learn a lot of cool life hacks in this thread.

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Judgmenl
06/26/22 1:28:35 PM
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I'm mostly grossed out.

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SilentSeph
06/26/22 2:40:24 PM
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Putting them back on after finishing keeps your feet warm in the winter

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ReturnOfFa
06/26/22 2:42:09 PM
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I used to just cum in my hand

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wwinterj25
06/26/22 3:10:49 PM
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Never saw the appeal of using a sock. TP works for me.

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Metalsonic66
06/26/22 3:23:07 PM
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Because they make shoes more comfortable

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ZangsBeard
06/26/22 4:21:05 PM
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98.76% chance TC had tried a sock at least 3 times. For testing purposes.

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Judgmenl
06/26/22 6:39:05 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
98.76% chance TC had tried a sock at least 3 times. For testing purposes.
I have never.
That is gross.

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Gaawa_chan
06/26/22 7:33:29 PM
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Because if you have no tissues and you gotta use something that's on hand and you'd rather it would be one of the least used, easy to hold, and optional clothing items you have and can easily wash? I don't think I've ever used them this way but it makes enough sense to me- I have severe allergies so I always have some sort of tissue on hand, usually just full-on toilet paper rolls, lol, but if I had none, I'd rather that shit be on a random sock than on anything else.

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Judgmenl
06/26/22 7:36:25 PM
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How can you be out of toilet paper?
That's like saying you're out of water.

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ZangsBeard
06/26/22 7:59:08 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
I have never.
That is gross.

100%

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Far-Queue
06/26/22 8:02:26 PM
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SoreChasm posted...
It was inspired by @Far_Queue's mom.
ayyyyy lmao sick burn

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Far-Queue
06/26/22 8:02:46 PM
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Hey wait one damn minute

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Sarcasthma
06/27/22 12:13:21 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Hey wait one damn minute
Ill let you add me to that count in your sig if you promise not to punch me.

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Sarcasthma
06/27/22 12:15:40 AM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
Because if you have no tissues and you gotta use something that's on hand
On hand? Socks go on your feet (and dong), you dink.

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ZangsBeard
06/27/22 12:16:36 AM
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Does no one have a mouth?

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DirtBasedSoap
06/27/22 12:16:53 AM
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anyone else read this topic and think wtf this dude is weird he doesnt wear socks? Lol

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Gaawa_chan
06/27/22 1:55:32 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
On hand? Socks go on your feet (and dong), you dink.
You've never made sock puppets before?

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Lokarin
06/27/22 2:08:35 AM
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you people who put tissues in socks are weird

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LinkPizza
06/27/22 2:11:59 AM
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Judgmenl posted...
How can you be out of toilet paper?
That's like saying you're out of water.

Those are very different I mean, plenty of people ran out of toilet paper during the beginning of the pandemic But most people seemed to have water falling out of their faucets

That said, it may just be that the toilet paper isnt anywhere close

DirtBasedSoap posted...
anyone else read this topic and think wtf this dude is weird he doesnt wear socks? Lol

Initially

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Sarcasthma
06/27/22 4:55:50 AM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
You've never made sock puppets before?
Nope, just cock puppets.

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313800
06/27/22 5:31:52 AM
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I mean this is a perfect example as to why not having a mutilated downstairs is good, you can just pinch your foreskin and it blows up like a balloon while you walk to the toilet to release.
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Far-Queue
06/27/22 5:43:00 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Ill let you add me to that count in your sig
Sorry, that's only for sad sacks who can't handle the facts #poetry

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CinderLock
06/27/22 6:26:14 AM
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Slip the sock over near the end and finish. Easy clean up.

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Sarcasthma
06/27/22 6:54:56 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Sorry, that's only for sad sacks who can't handle the facts #poetry
There once was a man they called Far-Queue
Who constantly shat in a bucket
Fuck
#poetry

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Far-Queue
06/27/22 6:56:42 AM
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Who told you about my bucket?!

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Sarcasthma
06/27/22 6:58:41 AM
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The bucket is a metaphor for PotD, you see.

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Far-Queue
06/27/22 7:00:57 AM
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Oh, yes. Of course

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