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Verdekal
06/25/22 4:34:55 AM
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I have zero sex drive.

So why asses? We shit out of those things. It's disgusting to find one "hot."

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ZangsBeard
06/25/22 4:36:35 AM
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Don't kinkshame me.

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Ratchetrockon
06/25/22 4:37:16 AM
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idk

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Thompson
06/25/22 4:38:41 AM
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Maybe it's some kind of vestigial instinct from when pre-humans were capybara-sized quadrupedal mammals and the vayjay was underneath the tail and between the buttocks?

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KnightofShikari
06/25/22 4:43:20 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AABPmqAADYWY.jpg

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PMarth2002
06/25/22 4:44:46 AM
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Anime has the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qLYAFdddPw

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Solution_45
06/25/22 4:45:35 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AABPmqAADYWY.jpg

lol
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Zikten
06/25/22 4:45:48 AM
#8:


Thompson posted...
Maybe it's some kind of vestigial instinct from when pre-humans were capybara-sized quadrupedal mammals and the vayjay was underneath the tail and between the buttocks?

This. Probably ancestral memory deep in our DNA from when males mounted females and did the act from behind
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ZangsBeard
06/25/22 4:55:48 AM
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So what are BBLs?

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haloiscoolisbak
06/25/22 5:01:04 AM
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Lol no


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The-19th-Sparta
06/25/22 5:38:01 AM
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CinderLock
06/25/22 5:38:54 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AABPmqAADYWY.jpg
That's also kinda hot

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tripleh213
06/25/22 5:50:36 AM
#18:


Gotta love asses

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GranAures
06/25/22 6:08:29 AM
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Verdekal posted...
We shit out of those things.
Not right now it doesn't.

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Zikten
06/25/22 6:10:49 AM
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The shit comes from a specific part of the ass. And that is not the part of the ass I'm attracted to
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rexcrk
06/25/22 6:11:25 AM
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Verdekal posted...
We shit out of those things.


Lmao. Women dont poop.


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ZangsBeard
06/25/22 6:12:35 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Lmao. Women dont poop.

Not according to the videos I watch.

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deoxxys
06/25/22 6:12:41 AM
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Verdekal posted...
I have zero sex drive.
Well there's your answer

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Scarecrow17
06/25/22 8:02:13 AM
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Zikten posted...
The shit comes from a specific part of the ass. And that is not the part of the ass I'm attracted to

This. People usually dont think about the anus when looking at a nice ass. Its all about the cheeks.

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modena
06/25/22 8:11:52 AM
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Or Americans were just allowed to publicly express the love for ass through music.

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InTheEyesOfFire
06/25/22 8:31:09 AM
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Those curvy cheeks. Especially when you can get a good handful.

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Barber102
06/25/22 8:33:01 AM
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just because you say its a fact doesnt make it a fact.

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radical rhino
06/25/22 8:33:13 AM
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2 ancient biological, evolutionary traits probably:

  • Humans used to only do it doggy style, like all animals. So a pair of juicy cheeks are sexually appealing.
  • bigger hips and butt means a woman is better suited for giving birth and caring for a baby. Same deal as big boobs.

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IMNOTRAGED
06/25/22 8:33:41 AM
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There's a lot of love for ass in South America and Africa. Seems to me there's a correlation between average thickness of ass and popularity of ass

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NeonOctopus
06/25/22 8:35:24 AM
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I don't get it either >_> Boobs are so much better than asses

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TrulyEpicLawls
06/25/22 9:04:34 AM
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I was never a butt guy either, but preferred small perky ones.

Then I worked in a store with solely Gen Z girls who go to the gym, wear leggings / yoga pants and like to twerk and show it off. Was the only guy.

I LIKE BUTTS NOW.

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Kitt
06/25/22 9:07:00 AM
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I'll never understand dudes that are attracted to ridiculously large/balloon tits.

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El Mexicano Texano
06/25/22 9:38:27 AM
#34:


Imagine not wanting to berry your face in this

https://imgur.com/a/BbRgoFD


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legendary_zell
06/25/22 9:50:38 AM
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IMNOTRAGED posted...
There's a lot of love for ass in South America and Africa. Seems to me there's a correlation between average thickness of ass and popularity of ass

It's this. People fetishize the traits that stand out in their culture. In Japan, it's fair skin and black hair and boobs, because that's the basis people are competing on. Hard to develop an ass thing over there. In America where we have more diversity and are just bigger/heavier, asses have taken on a sacred quality.

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Son Of Spam
06/25/22 10:05:49 AM
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I prefer butts because they're closer to the main event.

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SauI_Goodman
06/25/22 10:09:20 AM
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Someone hasnt been to brazil. Or colombia. Or africa.

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SauI_Goodman
06/25/22 10:10:31 AM
#39:


El Mexicano Texano posted...
Imagine not wanting to berry your face in this

https://imgur.com/a/BbRgoFD
Wood berry

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Orosuke
06/25/22 10:21:05 AM
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Lmao.

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ZangsBeard
06/25/22 12:15:26 PM
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Ended you say?

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CE_gonna_CE
06/25/22 12:19:38 PM
#43:


SauI_Goodman posted...
Someone hasnt been to brazil. Or colombia. Or africa.
Yeah, or just stroll over into some of the other topics here on CE, like this one.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80069107

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bsp77
06/25/22 12:22:43 PM
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What is the point of someone with no sex drive making this thread? As a straight man, I'm not gonna ask what the appeal of penises is to women and gay men.

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NoxObscuras
06/25/22 12:35:45 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
It's this. People fetishize the traits that stand out in their culture. In Japan, it's fair skin and black hair and boobs, because that's the basis people are competing on. Hard to develop an ass thing over there. In America where we have more diversity and are just bigger/heavier, asses have taken on a sacred quality.
Yeah this. We are products of our enviroment. Growing up in LA, I met lots of women that had big asses. So that became what I liked to check out on women.

Plus, big asses are very soft, which is great.

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sevihaimerej
06/25/22 12:38:41 PM
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Pretty sure it has something to do with the tiger in space, sex and death etc

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ClockworkHare
06/25/22 12:47:16 PM
#47:


Verdekal posted...
I can't understand how people find asses attractive.

I have zero sex drive.

These details are related.

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synklare
06/25/22 12:51:37 PM
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Because my good sir or madam, when one is to clap cheeks, the cheeks must be soft, round and of a good shape.

That is all.

I'm not interested in the chocolate pipeline.


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TheOnionKnight
06/25/22 12:58:28 PM
#49:


I love huge asses. Even if you're asexual, you might understand it better if you consider how they feel during sex. There's also the visual appeal of course, but that might be more difficult to get if you don't see it yourself.

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Verdekal
06/25/22 2:09:48 PM
#50:


ClockworkHare posted...
These details are related.
This explains why I don't but not why having one means asses are hot. Vages and dicks I can reason since they're directly related to sex. Breasts are weirder to me but they don't have the disgust factor.

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