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HylianFox 06/25/22 1:50:03 AM #1:	Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nations Toddlers In Hot Cars Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:966089951] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nations Toddlers In Hot Cars Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 06/25/22 1:52:14 AM #2:	Almost all of these are likely to be on the hitlist. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:966089971] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Almost all of these are likely to be on the hitlist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 06/25/22 1:53:31 AM #3:	HylianFox posted... Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse Well that one's just absurd. --- You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:966089993] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse</quote> Well that one's just absurd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 06/25/22 1:54:01 AM #4:	HylianFox posted... Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals That got a good laugh outta me. And once it becomes a reality, maybe Ill look into getting one. As long as she doesnt shed much. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:966090000] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals</quote> That got a good laugh outta me. And once it becomes a reality, maybe Ill look into getting one. As long as she doesnt shed much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 06/25/22 1:54:34 AM #5:	HylianFox posted... Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals I think certain religions already do this. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:966090007] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals</quote> I think certain religions already do this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 06/25/22 1:54:48 AM #6:	amazing --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html <cite>averagejoel posted [p:966090012] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>amazing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 06/25/22 2:35:07 AM #7:	HylianFox posted... Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup There might be something to that one --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:966090502] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup</quote>There might be something to that one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 06/25/22 2:39:13 AM #8:	Giblet_Enjoyer posted... There might be something to that one Reported. --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:966090542] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Giblet_Enjoyer posted... </cite> <quote>There might be something to that one</quote>Reported. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 06/25/22 2:53:45 AM #9:	Arent they supposed to be funny --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966090705] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Arent they supposed to be funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 06/25/22 3:05:19 AM #10:	_BlueMonk posted... Reported. Counterpoint: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/28/0e/c2280ee826b5d9972e722df49abef212.jpg --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:966090829] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>Reported.</quote>Counterpoint: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/28/0e/c2280ee826b5d9972e722df49abef212.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuneMan 06/25/22 7:51:30 AM #11:	Smackems posted... Arent they supposed to be funny These days they're more or less a legitimate news organization, thanks to how insane reality has gotten... --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:966093550] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Arent they supposed to be funny</quote>These days they're more or less a legitimate news organization, thanks to how insane reality has gotten... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 06/26/22 11:12:22 PM #14:	Some of these could actually be passed <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:966136115] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Some of these could actually be passed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 06/26/22 11:13:45 PM #15:	_BlueMonk posted... Reported. Jesus Christ get a sense of humor you piece of toast <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:966136146] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>Reported.</quote>Jesus Christ get a sense of humor you piece of toast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
02fran 06/29/22 7:57:44 AM #16:	Red state things <cite>02fran posted [p:966198047] in This is Th... [t:80070408]...</cite> <quote>Red state things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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