Current Events > $1,000,300 but you can only pee when someone is looking directly at you.

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UnfairRepresent
06/23/22 3:55:06 PM
#1:


Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then you will be unble to urinate unless someone watches you doing it

No matter how badly you need to pee, your body will be physically unable to until someone is watching you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/1/AAZiH8AADRV_.jpg

Would you take it?

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Scintillant
06/23/22 3:56:27 PM
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There'd be too many times I couldn't guarantee someone looking at me so I'll pass

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EmbraceOfDeath
06/23/22 3:58:16 PM
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So nothing changes.

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Iodine
06/23/22 4:00:08 PM
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There is no amount of money where this is a good idea.

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Alteres
06/23/22 4:00:17 PM
#5:


Not nearly enough to hire a pee butler, pass

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Guide
06/23/22 4:05:49 PM
#6:


I'm watching, give me the mil.

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eggcorn
06/23/22 4:39:11 PM
#7:


I'll just install a mirror over my toilet.

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bsp77
06/23/22 4:40:46 PM
#8:


Does my cat count? He already does that.

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FabIe
06/23/22 4:41:10 PM
#9:


1,000,000 isn't nearly enough for that. 1,000,000,000 however...

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ArchNemo
06/23/22 4:48:56 PM
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That's what I'd be spending most of the money on anyway

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faizan_faizan
06/23/22 4:54:36 PM
#11:


Deal. Use that money to get a catheter and never worry about having to pee agian.. Win-win.

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GGuirao13
06/26/22 4:39:11 AM
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No deal.

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Shotgunnova
06/26/22 4:40:11 AM
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*looks into the mirror*

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Aressar
06/26/22 5:01:13 AM
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Mirror and/or cat, money pls.

inb4 UR says "no you can't do that for some reason"

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UnfairRepresent
06/26/22 5:43:55 AM
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Aressar posted...
Mirror and/or cat, money pls.

inb4 UR says "no you can't do that for some reason"
No you can look in a mirror or get a cat to look at you after taking the money

You'll just be unable to pee and will die.

But you still can do it.

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bigblu89
06/26/22 6:37:11 AM
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Easily.

But what if I have to pee and no one is around?

Does someone just materialize out of thin air?

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eggcorn
06/27/22 4:07:28 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
No you can look in a mirror or get a cat to look at you after taking the money

You'll just be unable to pee and will die.

But you still can do it.
you can't add rules later sorry

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wbloechel
06/27/22 4:08:51 AM
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I would pay that money for that power.

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LinkFanatic
06/27/22 4:09:59 AM
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Easily taking the money. This would literally be no problem for me considering I have no aversion to nudity or someone seeing my dick; as long as they aren't being weird about it, who cares?

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LeoRavus
06/27/22 4:13:51 AM
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Can it be through skype or do they have to be physically in the room? The later would be impossible for me since I'm alone most of the time at home

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St0rmFury
06/27/22 4:23:48 AM
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Can I video call someone?

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