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Solar_Crimson
06/20/22 2:45:24 PM
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She's your ideal woman in every other way that matters.

However, she is the daughter of Darkseid, a New God and absolute-supreme ruler of the dystopian Apokolips and a [literal] stone-faced tyrant who can even bring Superman to his knees. She more-or-less has the same abilities as her father, and despite living on Earth, she loves her father and is 100% willing to carry out whatever will he has for her. In the meantime, she is living her life as a normal person on Earth and is very much interested in you.

Do you reciprocate?

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Turbam
06/20/22 2:46:06 PM
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Yes

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R1masher
06/20/22 2:57:18 PM
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Ill cover her in dark seed

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garan
06/20/22 5:24:59 PM
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I'm not going anywhere near a supervillain that powerful.
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Irony
06/20/22 5:25:37 PM
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Does she have a nice bush?

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lolife67
06/20/22 5:32:57 PM
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Grail? Nah, I'm good.
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31Veteran
06/20/22 5:37:13 PM
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If she takes after Darkseid and has a thing for you it's probably actually more dangerous to refuse her. Immediate omega beams instead of possible later ones.

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Solar_Crimson
06/20/22 5:44:29 PM
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Irony posted...
Does she have a nice bush?
That's up to you. She is your ideal woman, after all.

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Zikten
06/20/22 6:21:28 PM
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lolife67 posted...
Grail? Nah, I'm good.

So I looked up that name and turns out she is kinda hot. But apparently a psychopath
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Irony
06/20/22 6:28:19 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
That's up to you. She is your ideal woman, after all.
Nice and thick

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Solar_Crimson
06/22/22 2:43:28 PM
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Omega BUMP

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Tyranthraxus
06/22/22 2:46:22 PM
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She can't have the same powers unless darkseid somehow duplicates Omega.

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Poorly
06/24/22 10:43:32 PM
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Peter Quill gonna be mad if I do things to her

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