Board 8 > Board 8 Ranks the ABCs of Death: Zygotes Wish for Jesus to Split up Dogfights

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Johnbobb
06/19/22 11:06:24 PM
#1:


What was your favorite of the bottom of the barrel?










The rankings so far:

6. M is for Masticate
7. K is for Knell
8. R is for Roulette
9. A is for Amateur
10. H is for Hydro-Electric Diffusion
11. O is for Ochlocracy (Mob Rule)
12. X is for Xylophone
13. D is for Deloused
14. U is for Utopia
15. Y is for Youth
16. B is for Badger
17. X is for XXL
18. Y is for Youngbuck
19. T is for Toilet
20. N is for Nuptials
21. F is for Falling
22. Q is for Quack
23. S is for Speed
24. V is for Vacation
25. C is for Capital Punishment
26. I is for Invincible
27. Q is for Questionnaire
28. N is for Nexus
29. E is for Equilibrium
30. J is for Jidai-geki
31. F is for Fart
32. U is for Unearthed
33. A is for Apocalypse
34. B is for Bigfoot
35. V is for Vagitus (The Cry of a Newborn Baby)
36. R is for Removed
37. C is for Cycle
38. L is for Libido
39. G is for Grandad
40. P is for Pressure
41. K is for Klutz
42. G is for Gravity
43. I is for Ingrown
44. E is for Exterminate
45. W is for WTF!
46. T is for Torture Porn
47. O is for Orgasm
48. H is for Head Games
49. M is for Miscarriage
50. P is for P-P-P-P SCARY!
51. Z is for Zetsumetsu (Extinction)
52. L is for Legacy

Your Top 5
D is for Dogfight
J is for Jesus
S is for Split
W is for Wish
Z is for Zygote


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Johnbobb
06/19/22 11:13:26 PM
#2:


Leaderboard
TomNook: 622
Johnbobb: 597
plasma: 575
Snake: 542
Raka: 526
jcgamer: 526
Karo: 476
Inviso: 452
Mythiot: 430
Suprak: 410

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Snake5555555555
06/19/22 11:29:09 PM
#3:


Tag excited to see the ending of this!

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Johnbobb
06/19/22 11:37:43 PM
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5. S is for Split
Created by: Juan Martinez Moreno
Best known for: Game of Werewolves
Score: 164

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U8vuXNgBkI

Inviso: 1
Mythiot: 6
Suprak: 6
jcgamer: 10
Raka: 12
plasma: 19
Karo: 20
Tom: 27
John: 29
Snake: 34

Inviso
This was great. The use of split screen allowed for us as viewers to really experience the acting chops of all the major players, and the genuine horror on display was fantastic. A home invasion can often overstay its welcome, but this worked great in a short format. And having the twist be that a jilted lover wanted to punish the cheater by killing his family was a solid twist ending on top of everything else.

Suprak
Man this is so close to the very top of the list for me. Theres some awkward dialogue here (theres back to back parts where the wife says something to the person at the door and then the husband basically repeats it word for word) and a bit of subpar acting (particularly on the husband who needs to be way more affected than he is). But this pulls off home invasion beautifully and brutally and I held my breath when the intruder walks into the babys room. I wasnt a fan of the split screen at first, but it is actually really clever with what the title winds up being and they use it to great affect when they drop out on the killer at a couple of points and youre just agonizing about what shes doing. The ending twist is kind of whatever for me, but everything up to that is so good I dont really care. This one was really close to the top of my list with just a couple of minor tweaks.

jcgamer
Cool visual layout and twist!

Raka
Home invasion! That was a pretty solid use of split screen and a nice little twist at the end. Don't cheat, folks!

plasma
Man, do I miss the TV series 24. All these split-screens made me nostalgic for it. Anyway, the story here is that a British fellow on a business trip in France calls home to his adoring wife, who becomes the victim of a home invasion. After a good ol fashioned bludgeoning, the wifes killer is revealed to be the wife of the British fellows bisexual lover. Uh-oh! While this one wasnt particularly gripping or well-shot, Ill give it points for being surprising. C+

Karo
So a man has to witness his wife being beaten to death on a phone call because he was fucking the murderer's husband and all these people need professional help

Tom
Mostly forgettable, but it's ok.

John
The plot twist is kinda dumb, but the Taken meets Ocean's Eleven-style buildup to it is pretty interesting

Snake
Watch the Inside No. 9 episode Kid/Nap instead - thank me later

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Johnbobb
06/19/22 11:39:57 PM
#5:


Leaderboard
TomNook: 644
Johnbobb: 621
plasma: 589
Snake: 571
Raka: 533
jcgamer: 531
Karo: 491
Inviso: 456
Mythiot: 431
Suprak: 411


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Suprak the Stud
06/19/22 11:48:19 PM
#6:


TomNook posted...
Masticate is one of the shorts that feels like they'd have made the same thing regardless of the letter. Masticate isn't a word you choose...it's a word you justify for. I'd be curious what word he'd have used for the other 25 letters.

This is a really interesting theory, actually. Masticate doesn't quite fit the double meaning they're going for here. Something like "Ingest" or "Consume" would go a bit better since no one ever says "he masticated some bath salts".

On the other hand, I feel like you could maybe say the same thing for any of the shorts? Like, not as bad as this one but it is pretty easy to get a word to fit any letter. I'll try it for one and see how many I can come up with in like five minutes (see how long it takes you to guess which one it is!)

A is for Aesthetics
B is for Body Image
C is for Cleavage
D is for Diet
E is for Emaciate
F is for Flay
G is for Guilt
H is for Hunger
I is for Ignominy
J is for Jam
K is for Knead
L is for Loin
M is for Mirror
N is for Nourishing
O is for Obesity
P is for Purge
Q is for Quixotic
R is for Rib
S is for Slimming
T is for Trim
U is for Unloved
V is for Value
W is for Weight Loss
X is for XXL
Y is for Yummy
Z is for Zeroes

Haha this took like 15 but still it isn't that hard I bet to get some letter to work.

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Johnbobb
06/20/22 1:02:19 AM
#7:


figured out that it was XXL by B lol

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plasmabeam
06/20/22 8:19:53 AM
#8:


VEGAS ODDS ON #4

W is for Wish +500
D is for Dogfight +1000
Z is for Zygote +1250
J is for Jesus +1500

Leaderboard:
1) Nook $7100 (Zetsumetsu 500, P-P-P-P SCARY! 2000, WTF 250, Gravity 250, Libido 1000, Invincible 700, Youngbuck 1000, Xylophone 700, Knell 700)
2) jcgamer $4400 (Libido 1000, Jidai-geki 500, Xylophone 700, Amateur 700, Knell 700, Masticate 800)
3) Suprak $3000 (Orgasm 500, Exterminate 100, Libido 1000, Utopia 700, Amateur 700)
4) Karo $2700 (Zetsumetsu 500, WTF 250, Gravity 250, Grandad 1000, Amateur 700)
5) Raka $1000 (Zetsumetsu 500, Orgasm 500)
6) Snake $500 (Miscarriage 500)
6) Inviso $500 (Fart 500)

Autopicks:
Inviso: Jesus
Nook: Wish
Mythiot: Wish
Suprak: Zygote
jcgamer: Jesus

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Raka_Putra
06/20/22 8:34:45 AM
#9:


Split finally dropped. I like the twist.

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TomNook
06/20/22 4:04:35 PM
#10:


The shorts where children get murdered score high here. But Pressure was too much?

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jcgamer107
06/20/22 4:45:19 PM
#11:


I do think human death (generally) ought to be treated with more reverence than animal death

On the other hand, it is a cute little itty bitty kitty cat

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Suprak the Stud
06/20/22 4:47:01 PM
#12:


This one wasn't just a kid though! It was a straight up baby. You almost never see that.

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Snake5555555555
06/20/22 4:52:42 PM
#13:


Well these shorts are actually good and I find the deaths more earned & impactful.

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Johnbobb
06/20/22 5:23:10 PM
#14:


TomNook posted...
The shorts where children get murdered score high here. But Pressure was too much?
It all depends on intention and purpose for me. Pressure felt entirely for shock value, especially with the drawn out image of the kitten under the heel. There were ways to get the same message across without relying on bad taste shock

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Suprak the Stud
06/20/22 5:26:57 PM
#15:


Clearly I don't disagree because I had Split at 6! But after Pressure dropped, I thought Split might get some really low rankings on account of the whole "murdering a baby" thing. I could see how some people might think that was over the top, at least.

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Johnbobb
06/20/22 9:36:49 PM
#16:


4. J is for Jesus
Created by: Dennison Ramalho
Best known for: The Nightshifter
Score: 147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03acnjbL8w

Mythiot: 2
plasma: 3
John: 5
Inviso: 7
Suprak: 12
jcgamer: 13
Snake: 17
Karo: 19
Raka: 21
TomNook: 48

plasma
At first it looked like this one was going to be preachy like C Is For Capital Punishment but, damn, did this story work some magic. It opens with a gay couple getting photographed before the bald guy is executed in front of his lover. The survivor then endures some brutal Spanish Inquisition-style torture before being rescued by the bald guy, who comes back to life as some sort of twisted angel. Awesome.
But what impressed me most about this one was the setup and payoff with the tattoo. We first see the tattoo (which says Love is the only law) on the bald guys arm in a flashback. The other guy is shy and hesitant about accepting who he is, but the bald guy challenges him to change. Then at the end the bald angel brushes his hand across the survivors arm, leaving a matching tattoo across his lovers forearm.
This was great. Did an amazing job of balancing darkness and beauty, without being too cheesy or ham-fisted. A+

John
there was a lot I was and wasn't expecting from these, but what I DEFINITELY wasn't expecting was a gay torture revenge film with supernatural Biblical themes.

Inviso
This was extremely moving for a horror short. The filmmakers basically turned the very real fear of gay conversion therapy into a torture porn scenario, only to have salvation come at the hands of an EXTREMELY well-designed monster. Seriously, the make-up on the ghoul of the main characters deceased lover was great, and it made his righteous fury and vengeance feel all the better because of how human he still looked. Overall, a really solid film.

Suprak
See, what I was really hoping for from these movies (before I realized how schlocky the first one was and just rolled with it) was a sort of Scary Stories to tell in the Dark but for adults and I feel like this does a pretty good job of capturing that. You have a quick, self contained story that is both interesting and a little bit creepy. Here, you actually get some real life horror (being tormented for being gay and rejected by your family) combined with bloody movie horror (ghost lover with a sharp weapon and testicle shock) and the overall package here works well for a quick hitting five minutes or so. The dialogue is a little rough at times and some parts are eye-rolly at best (the tattoo transfer at the end comes to mind), but I still got what I wanted out of the concept for this one.

jcgamer
Stigmata sighting. Pretty effective.

Snake
It really brings to light how being gay is still treated as that punishable of an offensive in certain circles and countries. I just dont know if a vengeful tattooed bald demon(?) Jesus was the best way to portray something like this.

Karo
it's always a good time watching an evangelical preacher being hacked to pieces

Raka
Just in time for Pride month! So this guy saw the conversion therapists as monsters that they are and he became Jesus? Oh wait, his boyfriend rose from the dead and saved him. Huh. Good for them. Gets some extra points due to my personal bias.

Tom
Nope.


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Johnbobb
06/20/22 9:42:55 PM
#17:


Leaderboard
TomNook: 688
Johnbobb: 622
plasma: 590
Snake: 584
Raka: 550
jcgamer: 540
Karo: 506
Inviso: 459
Mythiot: 433
Suprak: 419

TomNook doing literally everything in his power to hold that first place position, and this late in the game, it may actually be secured! Suprak doesn't have quite the same lead on the bottom, but can he keep it for just 3 more rankings?

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jcgamer107
06/20/22 10:33:51 PM
#18:


There it is

Next I'll guess Wish

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TomNook
06/21/22 1:10:05 AM
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Can't believe I was the only one to have that in bottom half. I thought it was so generically dull and forgettable. So weird seeing it rank this high.

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Suprak the Stud
06/21/22 1:57:13 AM
#20:


Haha, well there is one that I thought was incredibly poorly made but at this rate I think it'll likely nab that top spot and I'll also be the only one ranking it in the bottom half. So it could be worse!

I definitely didn't think that one was dull, of all the words I'd use to describe it. Lots of stuff going on there, imo.

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TomNook
06/21/22 4:20:57 AM
#21:


Suprak the Stud posted...
Haha, well there is one that I thought was incredibly poorly made but at this rate I think it'll likely nab that top spot and I'll also be the only one ranking it in the bottom half. So it could be worse!
When I read your Masticate writeup, it clued me in on that. Hey, maybe it won't win afterall!

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plasmabeam
06/21/22 8:37:41 AM
#22:


Huge upset here. I thought Jesus was the favorite to win based on the lack of predictions people made before we reached the Top 10 or so. jcgamer and Inviso make good money as we enter the final 3.

VEGAS ODDS ON #3

W is for Wish +500
D is for Dogfight +800
Z is for Zygote +1000

Leaderboard:
1) Nook $7100 (Zetsumetsu 500, P-P-P-P SCARY! 2000, WTF 250, Gravity 250, Libido 1000, Invincible 700, Youngbuck 1000, Xylophone 700, Knell 700)
2) jcgamer $5900 (Libido 1000, Jidai-geki 500, Xylophone 700, Amateur 700, Knell 700, Masticate 800, Jesus 1500)
3) Suprak $3000 (Orgasm 500, Exterminate 100, Libido 1000, Utopia 700, Amateur 700)
4) Karo $2700 (Zetsumetsu 500, WTF 250, Gravity 250, Grandad 1000, Amateur 700)
5) Inviso $2000 (Fart 500, Jesus 1500)
6) Raka $1000 (Zetsumetsu 500, Orgasm 500)
7) Snake $500 (Miscarriage 500)

Autopicks:
Nook: Wish
Mythiot: Wish
Suprak: Zygote
jcgamer: Wish

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Johnbobb
06/21/22 11:51:54 AM
#23:


3. D is for Dogfight
Created by: Marcel Sarmiento
Best known for: V/H/S: Viral
Score: 145

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUfJu9BZJk

Raka: 1
Snake: 2
plasma: 2
jcgamer: 2
Mythiot: 3
Inviso: 4
TomNook: 25
John: 31
Suprak: 36
Karo: 39

Raka
That was really good?? I don't know if it's just because it came after three mediocre shorts but man this was a true cinematic experience. The shots, the sound design, the simple but effective plot. That was a doozy.

Snake
Tekken storylines be like

plasma
Theres something outrageously funny to me about a rabid dog getting punched in the face by a washed-up boxer. All those left and right hooksboom, boom, boomhad me dying of laughter. This short was a joy to watch because it feels epic, desperate, and hilarious all at once. It took me through emotions I didnt even know I was capable of feeling, and the concept of this underground fighting ring where middle-aged men fight dogs is downright cool. I love the payoff with Buddy, and the dog trainer getting mauled at the end was great. A+

jcgamer
Wow - for the first I was almost laughing at how weird it was while simultaneously worrying about the direction it was going, but it ended up being great and actually had a decent twist! And it even looks like a real movie! Honestly impressed.

Inviso
I made a big stink about artistic movies, but I think a lot of that hatred ultimately comes down to pacing and length. A short like this one really benefits from using slow mow and the intense camera angles to tell a story. Its a weird story, with some weird, stylistic choices, but its interesting the whole way through. And the twist that the guy is basically fighting to rescue his pet manages to tell a better story than a lot of artsy movies do in two hours of run time.

Tom
Boop the snoot.

John
I give Dogfight credit for being shot well and that's about the extent I can give it. Like so many it tries to play off the "twist" of the dog actually being the guy's lost dog, and ugh, I don't know, I almost like it less because of it being shot well because that just makes the half-assed "story" behind it seem worse

Suprak
This one was hilarious to me the first time I saw it while I was drunk, and it was a big hit but for all the wrong reasons. I dont understand any of the choices here. The whole thing is filmed like a early 2000s electronic dance video. The fact the whole thing is in slow motion is still hilarious to me especially when someone tries to talk. The dog is just an adorable puppy and I dont think it pulls off effective kill machine or more like snuggly wuggly monster. There is a point where the boxer dude is just straight up punching the dog in the face like hes actually boxing him. And then the twist at the end is that it was his missing dog all along, who didnt recognize him at all, but when he says buddy hes back at his side and attacks the trainer guy. It doesnt make sense, and the whole thing is this weirdly made, weirdly shot mess. It is at least stylized, which at least makes it more interesting to look at than some of the other really bad ones in this collection. Good news though if I was ranking these based on how much drunk idiots that are watching this for the sole point of making fun of things like them, this would be way way further at the top.

Karo
Dog bites man. Man bites dog. Everyone opens their mouths in slow motion to doom music. Fucking dumb.


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Johnbobb
06/21/22 11:57:34 AM
#24:


Leaderboard
TomNook: 710
Johnbobb: 650
plasma: 591
Snake: 585
Raka: 552
Karo: 542
jcgamer: 541
Inviso: 460
Suprak: 452
Mythiot: 433

The upset! Just two short of the finale, Suprak finally loses the bottom outlier position to Mythiot, jumping so high in his dislike of Dogfight that he nearly passes Inviso as well! With only two more rankings to go and a shocking 19 point gap, can he possibly recover?

Beyond that, not much movement, but Karo narrowly overtakes jc and Tom becomes the first (and possibly only?) person to reach 700.

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Snake5555555555
06/21/22 12:30:05 PM
#25:


I'm kinda surprised others loved this one as much as I did!

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Suprak the Stud
06/21/22 1:03:21 PM
#26:


Snake
Tekken storylines be like

This is fucking hilarious to maybe no one but me, but 100% accurate somehow.

plasma
Theres something outrageously funny to me about a rabid dog getting punched in the face by a washed-up boxer. All those left and right hooksboom, boom, boomhad me dying of laughter.

Same! When I first watched this with friends, this scene had me laughing so hard I couldnt breathe. Just straight up punching the dog like it was actually boxing him. The idea has me giggling right now. Like I said, one of the biggest responses of the night from everyone there.

but I feel like that wasnt the intention? Like I dont think the director wanted me laughing at it, right?


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Johnbobb
06/21/22 1:08:38 PM
#27:


Suprak the Stud posted...
Snake
Tekken storylines be like
This writeup alone made me like the short more

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Inviso
06/21/22 1:47:30 PM
#28:


Ugh, I went into the top 5 with 4 of my top 10, and 1 of my bottom 10.

Now it's 1 & 1.

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Lightning Strikes
06/21/22 2:11:24 PM
#29:




Snake
Tekken storylines be like.

Lmao

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Suprak the Stud
06/21/22 3:52:22 PM
#30:


I have my 1 vs my 14 left. Either winner is good so I can't really complain at this point!

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Mythiot
06/21/22 3:57:04 PM
#31:


My 7 and my 41 left. Quite a coin toss.
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Suprak the Stud
06/21/22 3:58:39 PM
#32:


I can't imagine you and Inviso have the same one ranked that low. If you did, the two of you account for over 66% of its total score! Which I guess is possible, but it just means everyone else here must have it in their top ten.

So it looks like one of you two will be heartbroken.

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TomNook
06/21/22 4:04:01 PM
#33:


Yay, good winner either way!

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plasmabeam
06/21/22 5:55:17 PM
#34:


Snake5555555555 posted...
I'm kinda surprised others loved this one as much as I did!

Dogfight was far and away my favorite from 1. Honestly Im more surprised by the low scores that held it back.

Suprak the Stud posted...


Same! When I first watched this with friends, this scene had me laughing so hard I couldnt breathe. Just straight up punching the dog like it was actually boxing him. The idea has me giggling right now. Like I said, one of the biggest responses of the night from everyone there.

but I feel like that wasnt the intention? Like I dont think the director wanted me laughing at it, right?

Perhaps he was trying to convey the absurdity of fighting against someone/something you love?


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plasmabeam
06/21/22 6:01:43 PM
#35:


Nobody wagered on Dogfight, which is ironic because this one and Roulette are the most betting-appropriate films.

VEGAS ODDS ON #2

W is for Wish +750
Z is for Zygote +750

Leaderboard:
1) Nook $7100 (Zetsumetsu 500, P-P-P-P SCARY! 2000, WTF 250, Gravity 250, Libido 1000, Invincible 700, Youngbuck 1000, Xylophone 700, Knell 700)
2) jcgamer $5900 (Libido 1000, Jidai-geki 500, Xylophone 700, Amateur 700, Knell 700, Masticate 800, Jesus 1500)
3) Suprak $3000 (Orgasm 500, Exterminate 100, Libido 1000, Utopia 700, Amateur 700)
4) Karo $2700 (Zetsumetsu 500, WTF 250, Gravity 250, Grandad 1000, Amateur 700)
5) Inviso $2000 (Fart 500, Jesus 1500)
6) Raka $1000 (Zetsumetsu 500, Orgasm 500)
7) Snake $500 (Miscarriage 500)

Autopicks:
Nook: Wish
Mythiot: Wish
Suprak: Zygote
jcgamer: Wish

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Suprak the Stud
06/21/22 6:05:10 PM
#36:


Damn my auto on Zygote destroyed me these past five or so.

But Im not changing it now! If I did it would be guaranteed to drop next.

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Inviso
06/21/22 6:05:58 PM
#37:


Gonna guess Zygote because why not.

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Snake5555555555
06/21/22 6:10:25 PM
#38:


I'll guess Wish

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Johnbobb
06/21/22 6:47:40 PM
#39:


Final two will be posted tomorrow

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Raka_Putra
06/21/22 8:35:44 PM
#40:


I'll guess Zygote!

My #20 and #24 left so the order doesn't matter to me much.

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jcgamer107
06/21/22 10:30:01 PM
#41:


3 & 8, can't go wrong

I thought Dogfight had a great chance to win it, it's weird but 3rd even seems low

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Suprak the Stud
06/22/22 2:59:32 AM
#42:


S is for SUSPENSE

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TomNook
06/22/22 8:43:28 AM
#43:


In terms of the big gap people, Inviso has a top 10 and a bottom 10, and has been guessing Zygote for a long time, so I'm assuming Zygote is the bottom 10 there.

Mythiot has a 7 and a 41. For someone who put Deloused as their #1, I would imagine Zygote--another claustrophobic body horror--is the one at 7th.

There's only 3 points separating 1st and 2nd, so it's going to come down to pure randomness in the small gaps in everyone else's list I think.

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Suprak the Stud
06/22/22 9:37:03 AM
#44:


Yeah, 126 vs 129 is so close I cant even really guess at which is which. I thought Zygote was going to drop for a while because of how Inviso kept guessing it, but it must be pretty high up on everyone elses list.

Both Inviso and Mythiot account for roughly a third of the total points for one of the top two movies. Thats pretty crazy with ten people ranking them!

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plasmabeam
06/22/22 11:24:59 AM
#45:


Yeah the 3 point gap is nuts. Especially considering how flexible I was with some of my ranks.

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Johnbobb
06/22/22 3:10:25 PM
#46:


2. Z is for Zygote
Created by: Chris Nash
Best known for: Creature Effects Supervisor for Psycho Goreman
Score: 129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlbgl9TW8dk

Suprak: 1
tomnook: 3
jcgamer: 3
plasma: 4
Mythiot: 7
Snake: 7
John: 14
Raka: 20
Karo: 29
Inviso: 41

Suprak
Holy SHIT what a way to end things. I was not at all prepared for this. How did the director here still manage to shock me after two full movies worth of this stuff? This is just wonderfully unsettling and creepy and I was legitimately squirming from the beginning. Even before the real horror starts, the image of her crawling around on the ground with a 13-year-old inside of her was off the charts unsettling. The insane body horror of the baby reaching throughout the mothers body and spitting out every single piece of her might top any body horror Ive seen in a film outside of The Fly. Somehow, the real horror is at the end, though. The husband comes back and it is sort of suggested that maybe this wasnt magical all along. Maybe he was gone for a normal length of time and she just miscarried/aborted. The she says she doesnt know if she can do it again and he starts to undress her anyway. CREEPY. SO FUCKING CREEPY. This one is going to haunt me for a while still and for all the good shorts in the second movie, it seems like they saved the very best for last.

Tom
Grotesque body horror with some gross implications. Excellent!

jcgamer
Haha wow that was fantastically fucked up body horror

plasma:
Now heres a concept: what if a child remained inside the mothers womb for thirteen years until the father returned to witness the birth? Brilliant.
In this one we get mind-bending images of a distended belly, bizarre conversations between mom and child, and some truly memorable body horror sequences. My brain spun in circles during the whole mouth purging sequence. I was so rattled, Im not entirely sure what happened plot-wise. Did the mother survive? Or did the child escape and become a lookalike? I think its the former, but I need to watch this one again. Easily one of the best in either anthology. A+

Snake
Unrelenting body horror (good fucking lord the takeover scene) and interpretative ending - good solid horror.

John
quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen but points for this one haunting me for years

Raka
Zygote comes in little glass jars. It's pretty disturbing but I gotta say it's unexpectedly cute that the mom is actually kind if too protective and possessive towards the baby inside her, and the kid does seem to genuinely like her. Pretty interesting body horror too. And hm, I feel like this really draws from people who are afraid of pregnancy, so..I am glad I'm not one of them.

Karo
An expectant mother who is about 13 years pregnant with a teenage kid who still lives in her womb and what the hell thank god this is the last one of these I have to watch

Inviso
The visual of a mother who has managed to keep an unborn baby within her own body for thirteen years is violent disturbingbut perhaps not as much as the idea of a father immediately deciding to try and impregnate his daughter as she resides within a full-body skin suit of her mother. Its just bizarre, but I guess I can appreciate the creativity behind it.

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Suprak the Stud
06/22/22 3:14:24 PM
#47:


Aw man so close to best winner. Still really good winner though!

I think I'm about to reclaim my outlier crown thanks to Mythiot hating Wish and Inviso hating Zygote.

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Johnbobb
06/22/22 3:16:06 PM
#48:


1. W is for Wish
Created by: Steven Kostanski
Best known for: Leprechaun Returns, Psycho Goreman
Score: 126

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6sCbkkP68

I promise I didn't rig this:

John: 1
Karo: 5
Snake: 5
Inviso: 5
jcgamer: 8
plasma: 11
Tomnook: 12
Suprak: 14
Raka: 24
Mythiot: 41

John
man I should've fuckin figured this was the Psycho Goreman guy because you can absolutely see that style bleed through here. It's goofy and ridiculous and just a blast to watch, with only a vague sense of where it's going at any given time. Easily one of the funniest and most imaginative of the list

Karo
Two young boys in a commercial for a Masters of the Universe style playset get spontaneously transported to the world of their toys where everything is fucked up beyond belief. Points for originality.

Snake
Oh no anything but Fantasy Man in his speedo stuffing me in his sack, quite the inspired short!

Inviso
This is like one of those shorts that aired during Adult Swim, and its amazing. I love the idea of some stupid kids wishing themselves into a He-Man-esque world without considering the implication of just how shitty such a world would be to actually live in. Its just hilarious, watching these stupid-ass kids react to torture and brutal violence in what you would expect not to see in a cartoon universe.

jcgamer
Hahaha the production value was better than it needed to be, really like the concept

plasma
Two kids get to live inside a toy commercial, but one of them dies (LOL!) and the other gets called Princess by a washed-up superhero before jumping into a bag and getting carried away. This one was hilarious, scary, and relatable. When youre a kid, you always want to live in the worlds of your heroes, but if you stopped to think about it, those worlds would be downright nasty if they existed. Like the Gotham City from the 90s Batman Animated Series looks dark yet inviting, but if you somehow crawled into your TV, youd regret it the moment a bullet struck your skinny four-year-old neck. This short captured that reality. A-

Tom
Fun little adventure.

Suprak
This is another one that ranks fairly high for me just on the strength of its idea alone. Unlike some of the other ones on the list though, I feel like this one comes closer to actually executing on the idea. You have an 80s toy commercial mixed with a 60s fantasy universe and a good dose of dark comedy thrown on top for good measure. I chuckled when we saw the hero and he immediately NOPED and ran the hell out of there. The special effects on this one are surprisingly decent considering the budget and this is one of the segments that looks good enough with enough visual effects that it feels like either the director cheated a bit somehow or he dipped into his own pocket to pay the overage. It isnt in that very top of tiers for me just because I feel like it could use a smidge more humor here, but overall I enjoyed this one and thought it was fun

Raka
That was a pretty creative setting, with decent production values. Really reminds me of He-Man, probably intentionally. The faux commercial was a nice touch and the ending is also quite disturbing.


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Johnbobb
06/22/22 3:22:01 PM
#49:


FINAL LEADERBOARD
TomNook: 722
Johnbobb: 662
plasma: 603
Snake: 594
Raka: 593
Karo: 573
jcgamer: 548
Inviso: 504
Mythiot: 478
Suprak: 466

Nobody (namely me) manages to get anywhere Tom's huge lead, and he easily wins biggest outlier! Just behind me in 2nd is plasma, who just barely hit 600. Snaek and Raka landing one single point away in 52 rankings is insane. And in a last second switch due to Mythiot's MASSIVE jump at the very last ranking, Suprak regains lowest outlier!

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Inviso
06/22/22 3:23:53 PM
#50:


Thank goodness for a decent ending.

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