Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Albert Wesker in a fight?

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rwlh
06/18/22 3:48:23 PM
#1:


as nominated by @Cavedweller2000

Arguments for Wesker:
  • he is a genius who, given enough time to plan, could feasibly come up with a method of defeating many opponents
  • he is fast enough to dodge bullet fire
  • in his Uroboros form, he's durable enough to withstand an active volcano


Arguments for DK:
  • he might be able to overpower a lot of Wesker can bring to a fight
  • he can punch more than a boulder, which puts him at a higher strength tier than Chris Redfield
  • if DK shoots Wesker...Wesker might dodge x_x but if DK connects, it's gonna hurt


Last topic the Blade of Miquella did not know defeat, handily defeating DK. Today is another antagonistic force: the main adversary of many Resident Evil games, Albert Wesker! Can our hero fight Wesker's cruel and devious machinations, or is he doomed to be a Kong sandwich?

If you have fun and/or interesting opponents for Donkey Kong to face, feel free to nominate them!
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Nanis23
06/18/22 3:50:40 PM
#2:


No

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greengravy294
06/18/22 3:51:44 PM
#3:


no

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NFUN
06/18/22 4:02:46 PM
#4:


no

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swirIdude
06/18/22 4:54:59 PM
#5:


No

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X_Dante_X
06/18/22 4:56:33 PM
#6:


no

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Leonhart4
06/18/22 5:35:49 PM
#7:


No

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FFDragon
06/18/22 5:48:07 PM
#8:


No

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masterplum
06/18/22 5:49:24 PM
#9:


No

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redrocket
06/18/22 5:49:37 PM
#10:


No

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It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest
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hockeydude15
06/18/22 6:00:19 PM
#11:


no

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Yawn
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MoogleKupo141
06/18/22 6:05:09 PM
#12:


No, Wesker has a gun

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Kamekguy
06/18/22 7:10:33 PM
#13:


No.

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pjbasis
06/18/22 7:16:47 PM
#14:


I nominate Funky Kong

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BetrayedTangy
06/18/22 7:20:18 PM
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
No, Wesker has a gun

So does DK

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Snake5555555555
06/18/22 7:23:25 PM
#16:


No

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MoogleKupo141
06/18/22 7:33:03 PM
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BetrayedTangy posted...
So does DK

oh fuck, I forgot

changing my vote to its a tie

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Crescent-Moon
06/18/22 7:38:26 PM
#18:


Uh

Donkey Kong is dead before he even realizes he's in a fight.

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rwlh
06/18/22 9:16:02 PM
#19:


oh
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demonfang178
06/18/22 10:21:32 PM
#20:


Nah. If only DK had some history with Wesker to make him stupidly overconfident.
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LeonhartFour
06/18/22 11:38:56 PM
#21:


rwlh posted...
oh

not sure what you expected! Wesker is way out of DK's league.

nominate Kirby

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LordoftheMorons
06/18/22 11:49:11 PM
#22:


Nom Bowser

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RaidenGarai
06/19/22 12:24:30 AM
#23:


No

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MoogleKupo141
06/19/22 1:10:11 AM
#24:


I nominate the 1985 Chicago Bears

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swirIdude
06/19/22 1:15:32 AM
#25:


Nominate Ryo Hazuki with a forklift

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rwlh
06/19/22 11:34:51 AM
#27:


LeonhartFour posted...
not sure what you expected! Wesker is way out of DK's league.

I'm just going off nominations!
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rwlh
06/19/22 11:48:08 AM
#28:


Also can somebody explain the sports team nominations? I'm happy to do them, I just don't get the joke.
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Leonhart4
06/19/22 12:33:34 PM
#29:


There's nothing to "get." It's just dumb humor.

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rwlh
06/19/22 12:54:24 PM
#30:


Fair enough, thanks!
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redrocket
06/19/22 1:10:05 PM
#31:


The 1985 Bears are memetically (and arguably truly) the greatest football team of all time.

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KokoroAkechi
06/19/22 2:54:18 PM
#32:


72 dolphins?
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rwlh
06/19/22 3:01:24 PM
#33:


I read that as "Could Donkey Kong defeat seventy-two dolphins?"
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MoogleKupo141
06/19/22 3:08:41 PM
#34:


i think DK vs like three dozen powerful athletes at once is a potentially interesting match up

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For your Azuarc .
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Hbthebattle
06/19/22 3:11:28 PM
#35:


1 billion donkey kongs vs 1 of every pokemon

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ZeeksFire
06/20/22 10:02:15 AM
#36:


Well, Monkey see, monkey doomed... talk about a one sided win for Wesker.
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