Poll of the Day > Greetings, friend.

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Ogurisama
06/17/22 5:30:32 PM
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Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.

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JOExHIGASHI
06/17/22 9:11:39 PM
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I think I'd be happier with the dollar

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Dmess85
06/17/22 9:42:44 PM
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Why it's the AT-5000 autodialer, my very first patent! Can you believe the gibberish they have you saying it's sad and alarming. you were designed to warn schoolchildren about snow days and such. Let's get you home to Frankie. Hope your wheels still work.

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Krazy_Kirby
06/17/22 10:01:14 PM
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ughhhhh, that darn recording again

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Ogurisama
06/17/22 10:59:27 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
ughhhhh, that darn recording again
Greetings, friend.
Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.

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GGuirao13
06/18/22 4:32:36 AM
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This is Homer Simpson, AKA "Happy Dude". The court is making me call everybody back and apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

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Krazy_Kirby
06/18/22 5:42:18 AM
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ah-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here *fires revolver*

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GGuirao13
06/26/22 4:25:11 AM
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Chief, no! What'd you do that for?

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