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Lokarin
06/08/22 5:42:02 PM
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What if there was a, like, reverse voodoo doll... if something bad happens to you it happens to the doll instead.

And, like, then you go gambling and you break about even and you go home and the voodoo doll is surrounded by tinder sloots... what a do?

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VampireCoyote
06/08/22 5:44:43 PM
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Is there a hole on the doll?

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Lokarin
06/08/22 5:45:20 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Is there a hole on the doll?

Nah, I haven't been shot

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VampireCoyote
06/08/22 5:46:24 PM
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well circle back to that

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Zareth
06/08/22 5:56:01 PM
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Do you think Marvin Gaye got bullied a lot for his last name as a kid, so he decided that when he grew up he'd be famous for singing songs about making sweet love to women?

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Lokarin
06/08/22 5:59:34 PM
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Zareth posted...
Do you think Marvin Gaye got bullied a lot for his last name as a kid, so he decided that when he grew up he'd be famous for singing songs about making sweet love to women?

Nah, cuz he's old... Gaye woulda been like being named Swellman or something.

...Marvin Swellman


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VampireCoyote
06/08/22 6:07:35 PM
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Gaye Swellman.

Pefection.

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Lokarin
06/08/22 6:09:07 PM
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Suppose there's a pregnant lady and she ups and vomits in front of you and you're all like "careful, you're puking for 2" and then she starts laughing and then projectile vomits... so you go "FOR THREE!!"

...Do you think she'd laugh more or , ehhh?

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VampireCoyote
06/08/22 6:16:12 PM
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Id call a hospital for her

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Lokarin
06/09/22 11:43:55 AM
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Woman with an hourglass figure are always so mean... probably cuz they're full of sand.

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Sahuagin
06/09/22 11:00:56 PM
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Lokarin posted...
if something bad happens to you it happens to the doll instead
hmm, Dorian Gray?

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wolfy42
06/09/22 11:06:24 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Id call a hospital for her


Too late, the vomit was the baby.

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wolfy42
06/09/22 11:06:49 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Woman with an hourglass figure are always so mean... probably cuz they're full of sand.


I figured it was cause it's always their time of the month.

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wolfy42
06/09/22 11:07:32 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Is there a hole on the doll?


If there was, and it was a China doll..............music!!

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Zareth
06/10/22 12:08:00 AM
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If the AK47 was invented 10 years earlier WW2 would have probably went a lot differently

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Lokarin
06/10/22 12:10:26 AM
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What's that game that's Snake but you're a tank... and you get a longer tank

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Zareth
06/10/22 12:11:00 AM
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taaaaank?

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VampireCoyote
06/10/22 12:12:41 AM
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Lokarin posted...
What's that game that's Snake but you're a tank... and you get a longer tank

gran turismo

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Lokarin
06/10/22 1:49:40 PM
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What if you were bored and went on tinder identifying as an attack helicopter and you get a match so you go on a date and you find out your date is ACTUALLY an attack helicopter and they are VERY mad that you catfished them

what do?

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VampireCoyote
06/10/22 2:06:02 PM
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I wouldnt do that

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wolfy42
06/10/22 2:50:51 PM
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Lokarin posted...
What if you were bored and went on tinder identifying as an attack helicopter and you get a match so you go on a date and you find out your date is ACTUALLY an attack helicopter and they are VERY mad that you catfished them

what do?


Satisfy her so well that she doesn't care.

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Lokarin
06/10/22 2:56:49 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Satisfy her so well that she doesn't care.

Oh yeah, lick my NOTAR place

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Zareth
06/12/22 9:41:36 PM
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If the original Machine Gun Kelly were alive today he'd probably kill the rapper Machine Gun Kelly for stealing his name. Presumably with a machine gun.

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Lokarin
06/13/22 1:40:52 PM
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Is a kilogram like a milliton?


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AndyReklaw
06/13/22 1:48:29 PM
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I think you could make a fun story outta that Voodoo doll idea. Like a living voodoo doll that cares for it's... original? (I dunno what you call whoever the doll's based off) and tries it's best to stay outta danger. But then it winds up separated and goes on a journey to get back. Then late during the movie during a moment of respite from it's adventure movie antics the doll it begins to feel pain or something and realizes the original is in danger. And has to hurry to save them!

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Sahuagin
06/13/22 1:53:41 PM
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sounds like yes, 1 kg = 1 mt

interestingly for some reason, the standard unit of mass is the kilogram, rather than, say, the gram. a kilogram should be a "gram" and a gram should be a milligram.

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Lokarin
06/13/22 1:55:44 PM
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Sahuagin posted...
sounds like yes, 1 kg = 1 mt

interestingly for some reason, the standard unit of mass is the kilogram, rather than, say, the gram. a kilogram should be a "gram" and a gram should be a milligram.

I think it's because the default measure is 1 Litre of water, which is 1 kg or something

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Sahuagin
06/13/22 2:15:21 PM
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AndyReklaw posted...
the doll it begins to feel pain or something and realizes the original is in danger
that reminds me of Looper but I guess that's a bit more like a voodoo doll not a reverse voodoo doll.

though, I guess a reverse voodoo doll really means that YOU are the voodoo doll, and the doll is the "victim"?

sort of spoilers for Looper
in Looper, your younger self is basically a voodoo doll for your older self, so depending which way you look at it it can be either a forwards or reverse voodoo doll, almost... except that really, both of you experience the injuries... but then that's true with a voodoo doll as well. the person doesn't experience the damage _instead of_ the doll, it experiences the _same_ damage as the doll.

so, I guess "damage happens to the doll instead" is not really the same thing as a voodoo doll effect

it is like the Dorian Gray effect though, where an inanimate object receives the negative effects of the person that it is attuned to, instead of the person receiving them. (though in that case it is aging and not physical damage, I think (not sure)).

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Sahuagin
06/13/22 2:18:27 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I think it's because the default measure is 1 Litre of water, which is 1 kg or something
we might have already had this conversation I guess, can't remember. but whatever 1 kg is at the moment, that should be named "gram". and whatever "gram" is at the moment should then be "milligram".

for whatever reason, just by arbitrary naming, we're stuck with a kilo unit as the one that you input for formulas and things, rather than the unmodified unit, and I think that mass is the only unit like that.

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Lokarin
06/14/22 4:10:38 PM
#30:


I tried to reach a higher level of concsiousness but I could only receive UHF

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wolfy42
06/14/22 5:36:58 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I tried to reach a higher level of concsiousness but I could only receive UHF


To reach a higher state of consciousness on must only lower their expectations.

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VampireCoyote
06/14/22 5:43:51 PM
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for me it was by consuming mysterious seeds

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Lokarin
06/19/22 1:33:50 PM
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everyone seems depressed today, and my wrists hurt...

do i haz stigmata?

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Lokarin
06/20/22 5:51:12 PM
#34:


Are cheerleaders definitionally sycophants?

... speaking of...

If I were a girl I'd totally wanna be a casino bunny girl Dragon Quest style... cheering people on to gamble more

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Lokarin
06/22/22 1:25:49 PM
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owie oof

whatever is in "blue raspberry" flavoured things really upsets ma stummy.

edit: also, the store had Coffee flavoured coca-cola, nifty

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Sahuagin
06/22/22 10:56:22 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Coffee flavoured coca-cola
I probably shouldn't but I will have to try that

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Lokarin
06/27/22 11:14:55 AM
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I'm having a hard time staying awake... and the bed is soooo comfy

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Revelation34
06/27/22 11:35:32 AM
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Lokarin posted...
I'm having a hard time staying awake... and the bed is soooo comfy


I always do after work. Gotta stay up for awhile though to get shit done.

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