Current Events > Elon wants his accuser to describe his dick.

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TheVipaGTS 05/20/22 2:31:09 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1527620779449503744 this dude cant keep his mouth shut and I think its finally gonna get him in some trouble. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:965181342] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1527620779449503744 this dude cant keep his mouth shut and I think its finally gonna get him in some trouble. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 05/20/22 2:33:32 PM #3:	"Below average in size" Elon activates NDA --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:965181385] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>"Below average in size" Elon activates NDA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/20/22 2:34:35 PM #4:	and this guy is the actual CEO of Tesla... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:965181402] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>and this guy is the actual CEO of Tesla... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 05/20/22 2:34:43 PM #5:	Shouldn't that tweet be deleted? Seems to be grossly against the current terms of service. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:965181407] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Shouldn't that tweet be deleted? Seems to be grossly against the current terms of service. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/20/22 2:34:50 PM #6:	Should I just sell my Tesla stock now? >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:965181412] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Should I just sell my Tesla stock now? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 05/20/22 2:35:42 PM #7:	https://youtu.be/XXc3O6GMZt0?t=39 reminds me of that part --- http://i.imgur.com/sKghEcP.gif 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:965181431] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/XXc3O6GMZt0?t=39 reminds me of that part </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/20/22 2:36:39 PM #8:	NeonOctopus posted... Should I just sell my Tesla stock now? >_> Why did you ever buy any? You basically deserve to lose the money for doing something that foolish. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:965181454] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Should I just sell my Tesla stock now? >_></quote>Why did you ever buy any? You basically deserve to lose the money for doing something that foolish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 05/20/22 2:36:39 PM #9:	"Describe all the ways my dick is weird, please" --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:965181455] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>"Describe all the ways my dick is weird, please" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 05/20/22 2:37:08 PM #11:	Then he'll go get a dick tattoo and say "nuh-uh, see?" and whip it out, and everyone will be ok with it because her description was wrong. --- Work in progress, please be patient. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:965181469] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Then he'll go get a dick tattoo and say "nuh-uh, see?" and whip it out, and everyone will be ok with it because her description was wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 05/20/22 2:37:23 PM #12:	NeonOctopus posted... Should I just sell my Tesla stock now? >_> You really should've sold most of your stock already before they raised the interest rates. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:965181473] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Should I just sell my Tesla stock now? >_></quote> You really should've sold most of your stock already before they raised the interest rates. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 05/20/22 2:37:39 PM #13:	Is this when we find out that he got his dick tattoo'd to look like a dragon or something? He seems pretty confident that he's got something going on that would make it instantly obvious if someone was lying about it or not. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:965181480] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Is this when we find out that he got his dick tattoo'd to look like a dragon or something? He seems pretty confident that he's got something going on that would make it instantly obvious if someone was lying about it or not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/20/22 2:41:53 PM #14:	gunplagirl posted... Why did you ever buy any? You basically deserve to lose the money for doing something that foolish. cuz I made like 300% on it and I'm still up a lot >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:965181568] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Why did you ever buy any? You basically deserve to lose the money for doing something that foolish.</quote>cuz I made like 300% on it and I'm still up a lot >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/20/22 2:43:08 PM #15:	Also, his response to this makes it clear why he randomly decided to come out publicly against democrats. Hes using the already existent political discourse to try and distract from being a rapist. Its fuckin disgusting. All the Elon bros are gonna be like yea shut up you stupid lefty! Youre too ugly to assault anyway lololo, everyone will fight amongst themselves and Elon will try and sneak out the back. Dude is a massive piece of shit. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:965181595] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Also, his response to this makes it clear why he randomly decided to come out publicly against democrats. Hes using the already existent political discourse to try and distract from being a rapist. Its fuckin disgusting. All the Elon bros are gonna be like yea shut up you stupid lefty! Youre too ugly to assault anyway lololo, everyone will fight amongst themselves and Elon will try and sneak out the back. Dude is a massive piece of shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/20/22 2:44:13 PM #16:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAce2dAADQIM.jpg see. Just like this. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:965181623] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAce2dAADQIM.jpg see. Just like this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/20/22 2:44:51 PM #17:	NeonOctopus posted... cuz I made like 300% on it and I'm still up a lot >_> Oh, that's okay then. Yeah, lack of morals if it means money. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:965181643] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>cuz I made like 300% on it and I'm still up a lot >_></quote>Oh, that's okay then. Yeah, lack of morals if it means money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krojen 05/20/22 2:45:24 PM #18:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... and this guy is the actual CEO of Tesla... All he had to do was keep his mouth shut like all of the other evil failson CEOs and let the most talent a single company has ever collected continue to steer the ship. He couldnt help himself. --- http://i.imgur.com/hI4hAMb.jpg <cite>Krojen posted [p:965181654] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>and this guy is the actual CEO of Tesla...</quote>All he had to do was keep his mouth shut like all of the other evil failson CEOs and let the most talent a single company has ever collected continue to steer the ship. He couldnt help himself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/20/22 2:47:13 PM #19:	Line up the dicks and let me smell them. Ill solve this case. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:965181684] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Line up the dicks and let me smell them. Ill solve this case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/20/22 2:49:17 PM #20:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Line up the dicks and let me smell them. Ill solve this case. We already have an independent expert on the job. https://youtu.be/KyR-FYwUpGg --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:965181731] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Line up the dicks and let me smell them. Ill solve this case.</quote>We already have an independent expert on the job. https://youtu.be/KyR-FYwUpGg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 05/20/22 2:49:40 PM #21:	https://youtu.be/ykQfE2vAS6o --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:965181740] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ykQfE2vAS6o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelsNAirwav3s 05/20/22 2:50:13 PM #22:	The actual accuser hasn't said anything I don't think, this whole story came from a "friend of the accuser." Michael Avenatti must still be trying to pull strings while in prison. --- Hello world! <cite>AngelsNAirwav3s posted [p:965181751] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>The actual accuser hasn't said anything I don't think, this whole story came from a "friend of the accuser." Michael Avenatti must still be trying to pull strings while in prison. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 05/20/22 2:50:50 PM #23:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I can picture this conversation... "I'm gonna tell my accuser to describe my dick!" "Elon, you're spiraling out of control..." "HOW DID YOU KNOW MY DICK IS A SPIRAL?! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY ACCUSER?!" --- Always check timestamps... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:965181763] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I can picture this conversation... "I'm gonna tell my accuser to describe my dick!" "Elon, you're spiraling out of control..." "HOW DID YOU KNOW MY DICK IS A SPIRAL?! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY ACCUSER?!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/20/22 2:52:08 PM #24:	DrizztLink posted... We already have an independent expert on the job. https://youtu.be/KyR-FYwUpGg This is what I pulled my joke from :3. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:965181799] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>We already have an independent expert on the job. https://youtu.be/KyR-FYwUpGg</quote> This is what I pulled my joke from :3. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krojen 05/20/22 2:54:30 PM #25:	gunplagirl posted... Oh, that's okay then. Yeah, lack of morals if it means money. Tesla actually being one the most ethical big cap stocks to own really is an impressive feat of capitalism. --- http://i.imgur.com/hI4hAMb.jpg <cite>Krojen posted [p:965181853] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Oh, that's okay then. Yeah, lack of morals if it means money.</quote>Tesla actually being one the most ethical big cap stocks to own really is an impressive feat of capitalism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AablMind 05/20/22 2:55:25 PM #26:	gunplagirl posted... Oh, that's okay then. Yeah, lack of morals if it means money. The wheel will spin regardless, might as well get some personal benefit from it. Not like theyre a landlord or something. --- Number of times I've been called a tankie on this dying website: 4 I'll have you know, you're arguing with a himbo <cite>AablMind posted [p:965181874] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Oh, that's okay then. Yeah, lack of morals if it means money.</quote>The wheel will spin regardless, might as well get some personal benefit from it. Not like theyre a landlord or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 05/20/22 3:00:58 PM #27:	Elon "World's Richest Total Loser" Musk --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:965181995] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Elon "World's Richest Total Loser" Musk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Inferno Dive Dragoon 05/20/22 3:02:32 PM #28:	Well, we know it has to be a micro dick, because this is unbridled micro dick energy on his part. --- TCF <cite>Inferno Dive Dragoon posted [p:965182027] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Well, we know it has to be a micro dick, because this is unbridled micro dick energy on his part.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 05/20/22 3:02:43 PM #29:	https://twitter.com/CharliesForrest/status/1527640327619739650?t=w6KdUdMABl3AJvDvfXYpUw&s=09 Now I'm trying to decide which is worse - Elon Musk or his legion of slurpers. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:965182032] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/CharliesForrest/status/1527640327619739650?t=w6KdUdMABl3AJvDvfXYpUw&s=09 Now I'm trying to decide which is worse - Elon Musk or his legion of slurpers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 05/20/22 3:03:53 PM #30:	"If it really happened, violate our non-disclosure settlement!" --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:965182064] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>"If it really happened, violate our non-disclosure settlement!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 05/20/22 3:06:07 PM #31:	Giving Trump a run for his money in bad tweets. How can these people not realize that they are just making things worse for themselves <cite>Axiom posted [p:965182099] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Giving Trump a run for his money in bad tweets. How can these people not realize that they are just making things worse for themselves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 05/20/22 3:06:09 PM #32:	Is he still the majority owner of Tesla? --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:965182101] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Is he still the majority owner of Tesla?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 05/20/22 3:08:21 PM #33:	Twitter investors: obviously this man needs to own and operate our company (prepares golden stock price parachute) --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:965182146] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Twitter investors: obviously this man needs to own and operate our company (prepares golden stock price parachute) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/20/22 3:08:44 PM #34:	It's probably a chode --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:965182151] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>It's probably a chode </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoMeLx22x 05/20/22 3:09:29 PM #35:	TheVipaGTS posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAce2dAADQIM.jpg see. Just like this. This is fucking bat shit insane --- Sigs are for losers. <cite>NoMeLx22x posted [p:965182167] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>TheVipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAce2dAADQIM.jpg see. Just like this.</quote> This is fucking bat shit insane </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krojen 05/20/22 3:11:29 PM #37:	Bio1590 posted... Is he still the majority owner of Tesla? He owns about 15%-20% of the company. --- http://i.imgur.com/hI4hAMb.jpg <cite>Krojen posted [p:965182212] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>Is he still the majority owner of Tesla?</quote>He owns about 15%-20% of the company. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/20/22 3:12:31 PM #38:	Was that before or after the stock dump? --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:965182241] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Was that before or after the stock dump? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 05/20/22 3:12:50 PM #39:	I'm guessing it has a middlepath a the top. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:965182249] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>I'm guessing it has a middlepath a the top.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 05/20/22 3:15:49 PM #40:	NoMeLx22x posted... This is fucking bat shit insane I had a manager about 10 years ago. Some guy exposed himself to her in the K-mart parking lot. She said it made her feel good, that he chose her of all people to show it to. I noped out of that conversation real fast. --- Work in progress, please be patient. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:965182331] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>NoMeLx22x posted... </cite> <quote>This is fucking bat shit insane</quote>I had a manager about 10 years ago. Some guy exposed himself to her in the K-mart parking lot. She said it made her feel good, that he chose her of all people to show it to. I noped out of that conversation real fast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/20/22 3:17:02 PM #41:	https://twitter.com/diltiagem/status/1527465650221993995 oof. The Elon bros are having a normal one. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:965182363] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/diltiagem/status/1527465650221993995 oof. The Elon bros are having a normal one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 05/20/22 3:23:40 PM #42:	Needs to be institutionalized <cite>Trumpo posted [p:965182500] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Needs to be institutionalized </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 05/20/22 3:25:05 PM #43:	This is not a good defense.... --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:965182530] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>This is not a good defense.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/20/22 3:26:01 PM #44:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... and this guy is the actual CEO of Tesla... Was. He got fired. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965182547] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>and this guy is the actual CEO of Tesla...</quote>Was. He got fired. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/20/22 3:39:28 PM #45:	Tyranthraxus posted... Was. He got fired. wait what? i didn't know that actually... lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:965182858] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Was. He got fired.</quote> wait what? i didn't know that actually... lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/20/22 3:41:42 PM #46:	KogaSteelfang posted... Then he'll go get a dick tattoo and say "nuh-uh, see?" and whip it out, and everyone will be ok with it because her description was wrong. This. --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:965182917] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>KogaSteelfang posted... </cite> <quote>Then he'll go get a dick tattoo and say "nuh-uh, see?" and whip it out, and everyone will be ok with it because her description was wrong.</quote> This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/20/22 3:42:40 PM #47:	KogaSteelfang posted... I had a manager about 10 years ago. Some guy exposed himself to her in the K-mart parking lot. She said it made her feel good, that he chose her of all people to show it to. I noped out of that conversation real fast. Lol wut. Lady I doubt you were the only one and even if you were that's an insane person's reaction. --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:965182948] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>KogaSteelfang posted... </cite> <quote>I had a manager about 10 years ago. Some guy exposed himself to her in the K-mart parking lot. She said it made her feel good, that he chose her of all people to show it to. I noped out of that conversation real fast.</quote> Lol wut. Lady I doubt you were the only one and even if you were that's an insane person's reaction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/20/22 3:51:21 PM #49:	Sorry I misremember he was fired (forced to resign) as chair of BOD. He's still the CEO. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965183150] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>Sorry I misremember he was fired (forced to resign) as chair of BOD. He's still the CEO. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/20/22 4:05:47 PM #50:	I think he knows how dumb this is. Most people cant describe dicks that well As a gay guy who has seen lots of dick for sexual encounters and from being in the military, they all start to blend together. To really tell a dick from another, there are only certain things that could help. Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or like weird in some way like a deformity (crooked or something) even size isnt as good of an indicator unless they are outside the average range. In the end, if it looked like an average dick, there may not be anything to describe --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965183471] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>I think he knows how dumb this is. Most people cant describe dicks that well As a gay guy who has seen lots of dick for sexual encounters and from being in the military, they all start to blend together. To really tell a dick from another, there are only certain things that could help. Scars, tattoos, birthmarks, or like weird in some way like a deformity (crooked or something) even size isnt as good of an indicator unless they are outside the average range. In the end, if it looked like an average dick, there may not be anything to describe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/20/22 4:14:10 PM #51:	TheVipaGTS posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAce2dAADQIM.jpg see. Just like this. First, its insane they think everyone (or anyone) wants to see his dick just because hes Elon Musk and rich Secondly, why would they want to tell everyone he has a monster cock. Wouldnt it be funnier for her to tell everyone he has a micro-penis? Or is it that they wish he had a monster cock for whatever reason? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965183659] in Elon wants... [t:80027987]...</cite> <quote>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/2/AAce2dAADQIM.jpg see. Just like this. </quote> First, its insane they think everyone (or anyone) wants to see his dick just because hes Elon Musk and rich Secondly, why would they want to tell everyone he has a monster cock. Wouldnt it be funnier for her to tell everyone he has a micro-penis? Or is it that they wish he had a monster cock for whatever reason?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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