Poll of the Day > I have to have an emergency gynecology appointment tomorrow

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Jen0125
05/18/22 12:01:52 AM
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Oops
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Sarcasthma
05/18/22 3:48:45 AM
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What the fuck did you do, @Far-Queue . >:(

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Ozmose
05/18/22 3:54:40 AM
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One last dance with the coat hanger before it gets banned?

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Nightwind
05/18/22 4:10:58 AM
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goodluck

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Smoking_Hamster
05/18/22 4:14:09 AM
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What's the emergency?
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wolfy42
05/18/22 4:55:27 AM
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I bet it's that no good wall crawlers fault *jonah jameson voice*

Spider man, Spider man.
He's the only one for Jen.
In the bed, he's a god.
He makes her want to kneel before Zod.

Then one day, he shot web.
To the Gyno was what she said.
Watch out....here cums the spider man!!!

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Lokarin
05/18/22 4:55:59 AM
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*Emergency Gynecology*

Red sus

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MICHALECOLE
05/18/22 5:26:58 AM
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Hello I am your gynecologist

about to get all up in there
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Far-Queue
05/18/22 5:40:13 AM
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Listen, if I say rigging a dildo to an electric hand mixer gave me intense orgasms, it should go without saying that if you attempt this you do so at your own peril, @Sarcasthma

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Sarcasthma
05/18/22 6:43:24 AM
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Hey hey hey, we'll see you in court, budday

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BEERandWEED
05/18/22 6:45:04 AM
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You should have more trust in God.

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SunWuKung420
05/18/22 7:11:44 AM
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Spiderman gave Jen a radioactive STD.

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VampireCoyote
05/18/22 8:24:46 AM
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a lot of times the vagina can just fall off as women get older, they have to put it back with spirit gum

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Jen0125
05/18/22 8:25:13 AM
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Lmao jeez it's not intercourse related. Apparently my IUD moved into a place it shouldn't be and I have to get it removed and replaced ASAP
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Far-Queue
05/18/22 8:30:48 AM
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omg how did you get an IED in there

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Jen0125
05/18/22 8:46:51 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
omg how did you get an IED in there

Because I'm explosive baby
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adjl
05/18/22 10:51:41 AM
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Wombs of mass destruction

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Black_Crusher
05/18/22 12:25:04 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Hello I am your gynecologist

about to get all up in there
Just in time too, the extra large spaghetti tongs just arrived this morning

Far-Queue posted...
omg how did you get an IED in there

A small Iraqi boy, and a chocolate bar bribe

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Jen0125
05/18/22 12:30:33 PM
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Omg it was painful
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MICHALECOLE
05/18/22 12:38:09 PM
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I did my best to be gentle, damn. How about being a little more gracious that youre still alive, its technically legal for gynecologists to just murder women for no reason now.
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Far-Queue
05/18/22 12:51:36 PM
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lmao holy shit

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