Poll of the Day > Man, this is just mind-blowing news

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Far-Queue
05/14/22 8:58:27 AM
#1:


Really excited for this.

Not sure how many of you follow the International Maize Circuit, but one of the star players just achieved a milestone in the sport. Peep this ish it'll make your balls rumble:

Jimmy cracked CORN!!!

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Sarcasthma
05/14/22 9:02:14 AM
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I don't care.

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Nichtcrawler X
05/14/22 9:03:29 AM
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I am just utterly, utterly confused.

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Sarcasthma
05/14/22 9:06:28 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
I am just utterly, utterly confused.
It's an American in-joke.

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ParanoidObsessive
05/14/22 10:16:35 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
I am just utterly, utterly confused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2yolDZzn5Q

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EclairReturns
05/14/22 1:52:14 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
joke


You mean because the topic and your reply are in reference to an American folk-song that not many users outside the country would have knowledge of or interest in.

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FatalAccident
05/14/22 4:11:38 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I don't care.
i dont like when u 2 fite

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DrPrimemaster
05/14/22 5:36:34 PM
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Take that you stupid corn

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Johnny Eagle
05/14/22 7:48:42 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I don't care.

Me either, though this does raise a question: if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

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Sarcasthma
05/14/22 7:48:46 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
You mean because the topic and your reply are in reference to an American folk-song that not many users outside the country would have knowledge of or interest in.
Here you go, Eclair. A fresh new reply, just for you.

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ArvTheGreat
05/14/22 8:24:06 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=06WrIA8NGck

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EclairReturns
05/14/22 9:00:05 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Here you go, Eclair. A fresh new reply, just for you.


I'm sorry. I've just been lonely as of late, and I've grown accustomed to explaining jokes, punchlines, and what-not in an unnecessarily verbose manner for the attention. I won't do it again.

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Sarcasthma
05/14/22 9:04:38 PM
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You know what, that was rude of me.
If explaining jokes like that makes you happy, then keep doing it.

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Adam_Savage
05/14/22 10:26:53 PM
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i don't care

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trodi_911
05/14/22 11:14:33 PM
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Johnny Eagle posted...
Me either, though this does raise a question: if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
The corn ain't gonna crack itself.

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ParanoidObsessive
05/14/22 11:28:11 PM
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Johnny Eagle posted...
Me either, though this does raise a question: if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

Because he's turning it into booze. And then getting crunk.

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