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Mikea
05/13/22 10:55:26 PM
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god I feel amazing!!!

this game sucks. it was lichdragon frosticus or something

I'm really upset that the game disappoints me lol. I didn't expect good things and went in blind with 0 hype and it's still a disappointment

Doing no summons. currently level 96. 13 vigor, 56 str, 29 int, 27 end. using a ruins greatsword

the game's fun sure. 94 hours means something. I just don't think the bosses are good. the design philosophy was compromised somewhere along the way ig. I'm sure a significant amount of my woes are due to not upgrading health and running a slow ass colossal build but yeh

fucking killed that fuck!!

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MarthGoomba
05/13/22 10:58:42 PM
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Mikea posted...
13 vigor
Why

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:01:54 PM
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wanna hit stuff hard

everyone was telling me how cool mimic tear was and I wanted to give it a spin and see fer myself but I don't even have enough health to summon him xD

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_Angel_
05/13/22 11:05:22 PM
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Game sucks but you put 96 hours in it, you just want some attention dont you

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:09:38 PM
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_Angel_ posted...
Game sucks but you put 96 hours in it, you just want some attention dont you
I'm being hyperbolic. the game's fine, I've just got a bunch of disappointments. Im almost certainly gonna hop right into another run after this one :p

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lilORANG
05/13/22 11:11:18 PM
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Bosses hit hard but if you boost vigor you can still take a few shots and heal in between.

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:14:42 PM
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I mean I think I'm doing fine so far

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pegusus123456
05/13/22 11:20:07 PM
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Mikea posted...
13 vigor
My brother in christ

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Ratchetrockon
05/13/22 11:20:34 PM
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Holy cow

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Touch
05/13/22 11:27:26 PM
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Mikea posted...
wanna hit stuff hard

everyone was telling me how cool mimic tear was and I wanted to give it a spin and see fer myself but I don't even have enough health to summon him xD
...Isn't Mimic tear a flat 50% of max HP?

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:27:49 PM
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>_>

anyways

just beat this godskin apostle fella. down in caelid way. hardest boss in the game so far Jesus his healtn

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:28:10 PM
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Touch posted...
...Isn't Mimic tear a flat 50% of max HP?
idk says it costs 660.hp and I can't use it

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Touch
05/13/22 11:30:38 PM
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Mikea posted...
idk says it costs 660.hp and I can't use it
That's odd. Coulda sworn it was 50%. Because it's "Half" of you. Carry on then

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sevihaimerej
05/13/22 11:31:55 PM
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The design philosophy has just shifted in a slightly more Sekiro direction, it's not perfect but it certainly shows potential. Dark Souls combat was already perfected in DS3, I rather they continue to experiment than stagnate. From/Miyazaki have been good at keeping what works and discarding what fails, what we have now is already just a few tweaks from perfection and the potential future patches and/or DLC could very well achieve that balance.

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:48:16 PM
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Touch posted...
That's odd. Coulda sworn it was 50%. Because it's "Half" of you. Carry on then
\__/

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David1988
05/13/22 11:51:14 PM
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bottom tier Souls game tbh

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Mikea
05/13/22 11:55:58 PM
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David1988 posted...
bottom tier Souls game tbh
oh yeah it's definitely my least favorite of post-demons From. it doesn't feel fair. it feels malicious even, haha

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pegusus123456
05/13/22 11:57:35 PM
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Mikea posted...
it doesn't feel fair.

Mikea posted...
Doing no summons

Mikea posted...
13 vigor

bruh

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Murphiroth
05/13/22 11:58:23 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
bruh

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Mikea
05/14/22 12:06:07 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
bruh
that's not what I'm referring to. it's a whole thing. the bosses can cancel animations to catch you healing, they'll change directions mid air to hit you once you've dodged, yada yada. I'm doin just fine with my lil 13, but I got problems with those. oh and the multi bosses are p ridiculous. valiant gargoyles took everything I had

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pegusus123456
05/14/22 12:10:18 AM
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Part of that is that the game is balanced around using summon ashes.

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Mikea
05/14/22 12:12:48 AM
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ye I hadda feeling. kinda mean imo but it is what it is - I'm still gettin by

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Dark Summoner
05/14/22 12:13:58 AM
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...I was running 40 Vigor and finally went to 50 vigor bc I was getting slapped around a bit.

Doing 13 in late game stuff is going to be...interesting for you.
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FelineCyborg
05/14/22 12:15:22 AM
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Mikea posted...
>_>

anyways

just beat this godskin apostle fella. down in caelid way. hardest boss in the game so far Jesus his healtn

He's pretty tough for str builds, if you get caught in one combo it's gg. I played faith and I could cheese every boss

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Mikea
05/14/22 12:18:07 AM
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Dark Summoner posted...
...I was running 40 Vigor and finally went to 50 vigor bc I was getting slapped around a bit.

Doing 13 in late game stuff is going to be...interesting for you.
everything has been one shotting me lmao

I did Godrick -> radahn -> olive oyl

fucked around in the world a bunch. I fought my first ulcerated tree spirit within an hour of fighting 4 more. feels real cheap

but yea that was a tangent. p much everything one shots me, and if it doesn't one shot me, it one combos me for sure

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pegusus123456
05/14/22 12:19:25 AM
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Mikea posted...
I fought my first ulcerated tree spirit within an hour of fighting 4 more. feels real cheap
Okay, those guys are just garbage bosses. The trick is to stay on their ass, but shoving a big motherfucker in a tiny room fucks with you hard.

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Mikea
05/14/22 12:22:44 AM
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yea they're bad. their tells all look the same so it's hard to predict what's coming. luckily I do asinine damage

I've liked maybe 4 of the 40-50 boss encounters so far :(

it makes me kinda sad ngl. lol baby

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Mikea
05/14/22 2:37:09 AM
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alright callin it a night. activated my great rune in the capital. killed many bosses today

tomorrow, nokstella

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my stats atm

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AlmightyCheeks
05/14/22 3:44:19 AM
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Just fight him like all the big bosses. Hide behind his feet and mash

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iron jojo
05/14/22 4:21:31 AM
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My brother in christ


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Mikea
05/14/22 10:08:12 AM
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whaaaaat

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lww99
05/14/22 10:10:08 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
My brother in christ
and then says the game is disappointing lol

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Hayame Zero
05/14/22 10:11:57 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Part of that is that the game is balanced around using summon ashes.
And this is why co-op is garbage. Summons can take a ton of hits, whereas players can only take 2-3 before needing to heal. And since you can't summon in co-op, you're better off not doing multi at all

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Zodd3224
05/14/22 10:12:33 AM
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I finished with 60 vig

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Mikea
05/14/22 10:13:32 AM
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lww99 posted...
and then says the game is disappointing lol
the game is disappointing irrespective of my life. come on now, don't you think I realize why I'm dying so easily? you guys really think I'm stupid huh :v

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Jerry_Hellyeah
05/14/22 10:16:21 AM
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Touch posted...
That's odd. Coulda sworn it was 50%. Because it's "Half" of you. Carry on then

I wish! I know that I would get BODIED by MY mimic clone. She bad.

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Unknown5uspect
05/14/22 10:38:24 AM
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Touch posted...
That's odd. Coulda sworn it was 50%. Because it's "Half" of you. Carry on then
Nah it's 660 HP flat. It tells you in game.

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Irony
05/14/22 10:41:03 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/5/AAJHVqAADO0L.jpg

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Mikea
05/14/22 10:42:30 AM
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Irony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/5/AAJHVqAADO0L.jpg
see, I felt this with Lichdragon but generally I get zero satisfaction from beating Eldo bosses. I pretty much have to memorize them like a robot, considering some of the stuff they can do. so I don't feel like I'm overcoming anything, just gaming a computer :(

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Heartomaton
05/14/22 10:43:19 AM
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...Suck a dilly?

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TheGoldenEel
05/14/22 10:44:48 AM
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Mikea posted...
see, I felt this with Lichdragon but generally I get zero satisfaction from beating Eldo bosses. I pretty much have to memorize them like a robot, considering some of the stuff they can do. so I don't feel like I'm overcoming anything, just gaming a computer :(
dude

respec and give yourself some vigor

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Mikea
05/14/22 10:46:46 AM
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again, it's not about the vigor. I would be feeling this regardless of that. it's because of the way bosses are coded - there are some key differences between this and the previous games, and none of how I feel about it has to do with the fact that I'm easy to kill

I wish I wasn't so inarticulate, it's frustrating that I'm not able to convey my point. pegusus seemed to get it at least

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Unknown5uspect
05/14/22 10:48:27 AM
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Mikea posted...
again, it's not about the vigor. I would be feeling this regardless of that. it's because of the way bosses are coded - there are some key differences between this and the previous games, and none of how I feel about it has to do with the fact that I'm easy to kill

I wish I wasn't so inarticulate, it's frustrating that I'm not able to convey my point. pegusus seemed to get it at least
I think I understand what you're trying to say. I felt kinda the same about it.

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/14/22 10:51:02 AM
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Mikea posted...
again, it's not about the vigor. I would be feeling this regardless of that. it's because of the way bosses are coded - there are some key differences between this and the previous games, and none of how I feel about it has to do with the fact that I'm easy to kill

I wish I wasn't so inarticulate, it's frustrating that I'm not able to convey my point. pegusus seemed to get it at least

Youre not wrong. The bosses read inputs too well. Try using the flask at mid range, any later game boss will wreck you if you dont have enough distance.

Stagger is way more important in this one not just for the crit, but the breathing moment to heal/buff or whatever.

Honestly theres almost too much going at once with some of these bosses. Couple with the fact they move like Sekiro/BB bosses, and we as players are stuck in demons souls movement. Its not awful, but a huge step back from how the Wolf moved imo.

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Mikea
05/14/22 10:52:11 AM
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I noticed as early as Margit, some of them can outright cancel recovery animations to engage you if they detect you healed. it just feels bad

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TheGoldenEel
05/14/22 11:00:22 AM
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Mikea posted...
again, it's not about the vigor. I would be feeling this regardless of that. it's because of the way bosses are coded - there are some key differences between this and the previous games, and none of how I feel about it has to do with the fact that I'm easy to kill

I wish I wasn't so inarticulate, it's frustrating that I'm not able to convey my point. pegusus seemed to get it at least
nah your complaint is almost 100% because your build sucks

whether its because you have low vig or youre not using a shield or maybe youre at heavy encumbrance idk

by the time I hit level 96 I was beating most bosses within my first few tries; its not about memorization its about reacting

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CapnMuffin
05/14/22 11:02:31 AM
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hit stuff hard

Youre lucky if a point in an offensive stat gives you +1 to attack rating. I would reincarnate with just enough in the offensive stats to equip the equipment you want to use, enough plus a cushion in endurance to medium roll, and the rest can go in vigor. Or working in reverse, get vigor to at least 35-40 then distribute the rest of the points however you prefer.
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Mikea
05/14/22 11:03:23 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
nah your complaint is almost 100% because your build sucks

whether its because you have low vig or youre not using a shield or maybe youre at heavy encumbrance idk

by the time I hit level 96 I was beating most bosses within my first few tries; its not about memorization its about reacting
nope, again this is unrelated to my vigor

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Mikea
05/14/22 11:10:58 AM
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oh, and I beat most bosses within my first few tries lol. the ones that didn't have been Margit, crucible knight 1.0, valiant gargoyles, and lichdragon

I've fought a lot of bosses. I think I'm decent at the game. I was able to get thru Godrick, radahn, morgott, buncha dragons, magma wyrms, ulcerated tree spirits, yada yada. I even beat most ulcerated tree spirits, rennala, and mohg the omen first try

I'm surprised so many people don't pick up on the stuff bosses can do in this game. input reading and tracking seem to have been dialed up, and bosses can outright cancel recovery frames or change directions mid air. believe me, I **wish** I didn't notice. it takes me so out of it, and I like these games for how immersed they get me

just stinks

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KINDERFELD
05/14/22 11:23:02 AM
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Mikea posted...
again, it's not about the vigor. I would be feeling this regardless of that. it's because of the way bosses are coded - there are some key differences between this and the previous games, and none of how I feel about it has to do with the fact that I'm easy to kill

I wish I wasn't so inarticulate, it's frustrating that I'm not able to convey my point. pegusus seemed to get it at least

Its not that you're inarticulate, its that you're making no sense.
What happens when your HP goes to zero? You die and that's regardless of your skill level. With lower HP, the easier you are to be killed in spite of skill level.

Extremely basic common sense.

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