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MICHALECOLE
05/12/22 2:17:08 AM
#52:


Kil Rasha posted...
honestly it's been 12 years now and i'm mostly just surprised i am married.
Damn youre married and youre only 12?
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Sictis
05/12/22 2:29:35 AM
#53:


I've never even been in a relationship.

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RAAAWWWRRR
05/12/22 2:34:56 AM
#54:


I'm about to be a 26 year old virgin........

Maybe I can get a GF. But married? LOL... forget it!

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Octans
05/12/22 2:38:43 AM
#55:


Because it's not 10 days from now

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CommunismFTW
05/12/22 2:47:17 AM
#56:


I'm incredibly ugly, work as a bartender, have no educational aspirations and literally work 60-80 hours a week from 2pm-3am so I have an undatable schedule. I have no other skills to get a different job.

I'm in my 30's, 230lbs, 5'8 and utterly useless to society.

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Kil Rasha
05/12/22 2:51:24 AM
#57:


fella if you make reliable enough tips as a bartender to live off of, you have all the skills needed to attract a romantic partner.

Though maybe not to keep them around long enough for marriage to be a sound decision. i don't know you at all.

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CommunismFTW
05/12/22 2:53:04 AM
#58:


Kil Rasha posted...
fella if you make reliable enough tips as a bartender to live off of, you have all the skills needed to attract a romantic partner.

Though maybe not to keep them around long enough for marriage to be a sound decision. i don't know you at all.

I do. My money is solid, for the most part. Have savings, a clean apartment to myself, plenty furnished and my credit is solid without any debt. It's more all the other stuff + working 5-7 days a week that does me in. I'm not the sexy celeb bartender, I'm the guy who you see at the bar every day of the week working a full shift. It's not exactly easy to take a girl out for lunch when you're at work, and texting/talking to any woman in the graveyard hours is an instant turnoff because they expect "u up" or dick pics.

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AzNDarkSamurai
05/12/22 3:29:30 AM
#59:


I am

for 3 years and counting

Honestly Im still surprised I made it to marriage lmao. I thought it would never happen at one point in my life.

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Napoleon Too
05/12/22 4:29:27 AM
#60:


Because I don't talk to people

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CelestialVoices
05/12/22 5:16:49 AM
#61:


vegy won't repsond to my dms :/

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Aitz
05/12/22 5:23:47 AM
#62:


Because I am still young (23) and have a couple more years to build myself before I consider marrying. Though I am getting a lot more attention from girls in my neighborhood lately

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rexcrk
05/14/22 6:48:40 AM
#63:




Because I cant even get girls to look at me lol.


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fireball2020
05/14/22 6:51:01 AM
#64:


I was, until my ex wife cheated on me and kicked me out of the house then divorced me
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B18Champ
05/14/22 7:26:14 AM
#65:


Because I am morbidly obese

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The_Korey
05/14/22 7:27:47 AM
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I ain't into that shit.

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LordOfTheCats
05/14/22 7:34:36 AM
#67:


Because I'm unattractive, socially awkward, and have no redeeming qualities.
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bsp77
05/14/22 7:44:26 AM
#68:


Because I'm divorced

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Lvaneede
05/14/22 7:46:46 AM
#69:


I have been single my whole life

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/14/22 7:47:15 AM
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I too was engaged and it did not end up happening. I dont know if I really feel like getting there again tbh.

I really loved that person and still do unfortunately, but there is nothing I can do about that beside letting time do its thing.

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darkmaian23
05/14/22 7:56:15 AM
#71:


Because anime girls aren't real.
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Southernfatman
05/14/22 7:59:23 AM
#72:


Because I like meat too much

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NeonOctopus
05/14/22 8:00:21 AM
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Cuz my parents had a really messy divorce and it kinda scared me on marriage >_>

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Enderknight17
05/14/22 8:05:35 AM
#74:


I am married, ten years this month.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/14/22 8:52:57 AM
#76:


Get married to who?

I'm emotionally boring, cold and apathetic, unless I'm boozed up.

Not saying I'm not polite and social around the girlies no matter their looks.

I also like to peacock which doesn't work in NC and TN.

Like I'd rather drive a Cadillac than a over huge ass RAM truck.

I'd be better off in NYC or LA or something.


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bsp77
05/14/22 8:53:42 AM
#77:


PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Get married to who?

I'm emotionally boring, cold and apathetic, unless I'm boozed up.

Not saying I'm not polite and social around the girlies no matter their looks.

I also like to peacock which doesn't work in NC and TN.

Like I'd rather drive a Cadillac than a over huge ass RAM truck.

I'd be better off in NYC or LA or something.
So move

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Stagmar
05/14/22 9:20:08 AM
#78:


Irony posted...
The girls I want to get married to are video game characters


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Cobra1010
05/14/22 9:29:20 AM
#79:


I'm not a good conversationist. And I'm not outgoing. I work 2nd shift so if I'm not at work I'm at home since it's nighttime.

There is no hope. There is no light at the end of the tunnel.

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Garioshi
05/14/22 10:24:04 AM
#80:


I am 21

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Slowking199
05/14/22 12:38:27 PM
#81:


Becuase I'm 30 and don't date single moms.

For example. Most people from my high school treated me like shit in high school and according to my Facebook, they all mostly married weirdos and children with them. IF they want a second chance, it sure as hell won't be from me.
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Duchess_Satine
05/14/22 12:40:53 PM
#82:


Slowking199 posted...
Becuase I'm 30 and don't date single moms.

No thanks. You all treated me like shit in high school. Most of you married a jerk and he soon left you or vice versa. No second chances from me at least.
Come to my country Australia, we may be low class but we dont think like American girls.

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NoxObscuras
05/14/22 12:43:37 PM
#83:


Octans posted...
Because it's not 10 days from now
@Octans I'm assuming this means you're getting married on the 21st? If so, congrats!!

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SSJPurple
05/14/22 1:53:37 PM
#84:


Because Im selfish.

I dont want to spend my free time hanging out with in-laws I dont like or hanging out with my SOs friends I dont care about.

I want to do what I want to do. I am aware that its a selfish mindset so I choose to not have a wife/kids.

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JimmyFraska
05/14/22 2:15:51 PM
#86:


JanuarySun posted...
No money/resources.
Unless you literally don't have a job this is just an excuse
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LordYeezus
05/14/22 2:44:45 PM
#88:


JimmyFraska posted...
Unless you literally don't have a job this is just an excuse

Da job doesn't pay well enough

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Finis-XII
05/14/22 4:15:38 PM
#89:


Got no time for that shit.

I work long evenings and nights on most days and when I'm not working, I want my free time to do what I want.

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GameboyTroy
05/14/22 8:33:37 PM
#90:


Lvaneede posted...
I have been single my whole life
I've also been single my whole life.

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Hornswoggled
05/14/22 8:40:35 PM
#91:


I don't want to, and I have nothing to offer anyway.

And I don't want to pass on my bad genes. I hope none of my brothers have kids either.
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rexcrk
05/14/22 8:41:18 PM
#92:


SSJPurple posted...
Because Im selfish.

I dont want to spend my free time hanging out with in-laws I dont like or hanging out with my SOs friends I dont care about.

I want to do what I want to do. I am aware that its a selfish mindset so I choose to not have a wife/kids.


Same tbh.


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Gobstoppers12
05/14/22 8:42:04 PM
#93:


My girlfriend of three years doesn't believe in marriage, and I'm not really all that worried about it either.

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Bishop_Hastur
05/14/22 8:54:14 PM
#94:


I was engaged back in my 20s, but it fell apart and I haven't dated since.

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GameboyTroy
05/16/22 7:14:21 PM
#96:


Hornswoggled posted...
I don't want to, and I have nothing to offer anyway.

And I don't want to pass on my bad genes. I hope none of my brothers have kids either.
What are your bad genes?

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Sariana21
05/16/22 8:00:11 PM
#97:


NoxObscuras posted...
@Octans I'm assuming this means you're getting married on the 21st? If so, congrats!!
GREAT date to get married!

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_Rinku_
05/16/22 8:35:08 PM
#98:


I am married. My wife asked for a divorce three months in and still hasn't filed the paperwork nearly half a year after that.

I guess the lesson here is that when your partner of ten years cheats on you and then comes crawling back three weeks later, begging for a second chance and to "make things right," don't listen to them. They'll just continue doing all the shitty things they did before and all your friends will say it's your fault for letting her do it.

I'm never getting married again. Hell, I'm never dating again.
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DarthDemented
05/16/22 8:39:45 PM
#99:


Because she passed away last year.

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ProudlyHated87
05/16/22 8:46:40 PM
#100:


Because I was betrayed by the woman I loved. Sometimes I just dont feel like living anymore.

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DespondentDeity
05/16/22 8:49:04 PM
#101:


Im ugly and Im a bitch

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