Current Events > Hypothetical: You're trapped on a desert island with all your ex-girlfriends.

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UnfairRepresent 03/31/22 5:10:40 PM #1:	You're a plane one day when suddenly something goes horribly wrong. Before you know it the plane is plummeting to the ground in a nosedive over the sea. Except it doesn't land in water, it crashes into a desert island in the middle of no where. The pilots and airline staff die on impact, most of the passengers die too. That is apart from you and every single ex girlfriend you've ever had. All of whom where on the same plane unbeknownst to you and all of whom survived by coincidence. The island is quite small. It's unclear how long you're going to be stuck there but the wreck of the plane can be used as shelter and there are solar powered coolers with Bacon, Beer, Soft drinks and some other foodstuffs designed for the passengers. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/0/AAZiH8AADFgU.jpg Inverse to ex-boyfriends if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963915555] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>You're a plane one day when suddenly something goes horribly wrong. Before you know it the plane is plummeting to the ground in a nosedive over the sea. Except it doesn't land in water, it crashes into a desert island in the middle of no where. The pilots and airline staff die on impact, most of the passengers die too. That is apart from you and every single ex girlfriend you've ever had. All of whom where on the same plane unbeknownst to you and all of whom survived by coincidence. The island is quite small. It's unclear how long you're going to be stuck there but the wreck of the plane can be used as shelter and there are solar powered coolers with Bacon, Beer, Soft drinks and some other foodstuffs designed for the passengers. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/0/AAZiH8AADFgU.jpg Inverse to ex-boyfriends if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ComfortablySad 03/31/22 5:12:16 PM #2:	Swim for it. --- Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old. <cite>ComfortablySad posted [p:963915587] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Swim for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/31/22 5:13:15 PM #3:	Also known as "hentai plot #4" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:963915603] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Also known as "hentai plot #4" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 03/31/22 5:14:23 PM #4:	A) Feel awkward about the girls I haven't seen since high school B) Talk to my ex about her little girl and hope that she's doing okay back at home with her dad C) Prepare to die of dehydration <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:963915638] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>A) Feel awkward about the girls I haven't seen since high school B) Talk to my ex about her little girl and hope that she's doing okay back at home with her dad C) Prepare to die of dehydration</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 03/31/22 5:14:34 PM #5:	I'm not on great terms with them but also not bad terms either. It'd go well I'd think --- Not changing this signature until Austin Theory wins a championship. <cite>AirFresh posted [p:963915646] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>I'm not on great terms with them but also not bad terms either. It'd go well I'd think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 03/31/22 5:15:00 PM #6:	In order for this scenario to happy, it means she's alive again, so I'd be too fucking happy to give a shit about everything else. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:963915656] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>In order for this scenario to happy, it means she's alive again, so I'd be too fucking happy to give a shit about everything else. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 03/31/22 5:15:38 PM #7:	I had a terrible breakup with 2/3. The other one I'm still friends with though --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:963915677] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>I had a terrible breakup with 2/3. The other one I'm still friends with though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/31/22 6:01:58 PM #9:	ComfortablySad posted... Swim for it. :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963916770] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>ComfortablySad posted... </cite> <quote>Swim for it.</quote>:/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GallisOTK 03/31/22 6:04:00 PM #10:	So I'm trapped on a desert island alone --- https://i.imgur.com/sZ6drsj.png <cite>GallisOTK posted [p:963916832] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/01/22 4:09:59 AM #11:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone :( --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963928818] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote>:( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 04/01/22 4:14:55 AM #12:	Actual girlfriends or just sexual partners? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:963928862] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Actual girlfriends or just sexual partners? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TentacleDemon 04/01/22 5:01:57 AM #13:	What about the two dead ones? Are they back alive? Undead? Just corpses? And is the second one still mad at me for what happened? <cite>TentacleDemon posted [p:963929244] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>What about the two dead ones? Are they back alive? Undead? Just corpses? And is the second one still mad at me for what happened? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 04/01/22 5:06:05 AM #14:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone Nah you got ur best buddy ball Wilson for company with a special rear entry opening --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963929271] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted...</cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> Nah you got ur best buddy ball Wilson for company with a special rear entry opening</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 04/01/22 5:12:24 AM #15:	Sex hopefully <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:963929323] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Sex hopefully </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/01/22 5:31:39 AM #16:	"Who wants mahi-mahi?" I query burgessly, trying to break the tension. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:963929494] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>"Who wants mahi-mahi?" I query burgessly, trying to break the tension. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 04/01/22 5:33:11 AM #17:	Play it cool and hope my being the only dude around overpowers just how weird the situation is. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:963929506] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Play it cool and hope my being the only dude around overpowers just how weird the situation is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
25NoviceUser 04/01/22 5:56:15 AM #18:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone Also dying of thirst as stated earlier --- Alt of 20RookieUser <cite>25NoviceUser posted [p:963929718] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> Also dying of thirst as stated earlier </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/01/22 5:56:29 AM #19:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone This. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:963929720] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 04/01/22 6:17:24 AM #20:	Is there a true ending with a mermaid if I either defeat or solve every other ex's problems? --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:963929917] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Is there a true ending with a mermaid if I either defeat or solve every other ex's problems? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 04/01/22 7:26:12 AM #21:	I will only care for the ones I actually give a damn about at this point. One of them was a horribly dependant quintessential SJW and one used to ree at me about the most random stuff. Those two can for themselves. Those two can go figure it out on their own for all I care. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:963930601] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>I will only care for the ones I actually give a damn about at this point. One of them was a horribly dependant quintessential SJW and one used to ree at me about the most random stuff. Those two can for themselves. Those two can go figure it out on their own for all I care. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 04/01/22 7:46:48 AM #22:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:963930860] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 04/01/22 7:58:22 AM #23:	I've only had two girlfriends, and one passed away recently, so it'd just be that one ex. ...Who is also married. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:963931024] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>I've only had two girlfriends, and one passed away recently, so it'd just be that one ex. ...Who is also married. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 04/01/22 8:00:52 AM #24:	I would be pretty happy and we would chat and maybe have a threesome since I am on good terms with my 2 ex girlfriends. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:963931058] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>I would be pretty happy and we would chat and maybe have a threesome since I am on good terms with my 2 ex girlfriends. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 04/01/22 8:04:04 AM #25:	They definitely kill eachother. I had a thing for mentally unbalanced women in my younger days. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:963931106] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>They definitely kill eachother. I had a thing for mentally unbalanced women in my younger days. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 04/01/22 8:09:09 AM #26:	Honestly, I think I could make this work. For survival, I mean. I wouldn't cheat on my girl. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:963931178] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Honestly, I think I could make this work. For survival, I mean. I wouldn't cheat on my girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 04/01/22 8:10:32 AM #27:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:963931195] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/01/22 9:52:11 AM #28:	Jiek_Fafn posted... They definitely kill eachother. I had a thing for mentally unbalanced women in my younger days. :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963932919] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>They definitely kill eachother. I had a thing for mentally unbalanced women in my younger days.</quote>:/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 04/01/22 9:55:01 AM #29:	Thanks for hypothetically stranding me on an island with nothing to distract me from my constant self-destructive thoughts, you jerk. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:963932966] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Thanks for hypothetically stranding me on an island with nothing to distract me from my constant self-destructive thoughts, you jerk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/01/22 9:56:51 AM #30:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:963933005] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 04/01/22 9:58:12 AM #31:	We'd do fantastic. Me and a bunch of beautiful women who are still attached to me in some odd way. You know, assuming we figure out the survival stuff. But psychologically it would be awesome, they'd all defer to me. Thanks for helping me imagine this scenario. <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:963933031] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>We'd do fantastic. Me and a bunch of beautiful women who are still attached to me in some odd way. You know, assuming we figure out the survival stuff. But psychologically it would be awesome, they'd all defer to me. Thanks for helping me imagine this scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 04/01/22 9:59:50 AM #32:	Amy wasn't so bad --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:963933063] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Amy wasn't so bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 04/01/22 10:19:33 AM #33:	i'm actually pretty ok with everyone so it would actually probably work out in my favor. i'd have a pretty good team. we'd probably all survive pretty nicely. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:963933500] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>i'm actually pretty ok with everyone so it would actually probably work out in my favor. i'd have a pretty good team. we'd probably all survive pretty nicely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 04/01/22 10:42:17 AM #34:	Sole survivor. --- Work in progress, please be patient. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:963934029] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Sole survivor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 04/01/22 10:43:53 AM #35:	Intro2Logic posted... Amy wasn't so bad Well it least it wasn't a cream the rabbit inflatable. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963934062] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Intro2Logic posted...</cite> <quote>Amy wasn't so bad </quote> Well it least it wasn't a cream the rabbit inflatable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 04/01/22 11:24:55 AM #36:	My exes can't stand each other, so I'mma bail at the first opportunity. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:963934984] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>My exes can't stand each other, so I'mma bail at the first opportunity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/01/22 11:39:24 AM #37:	Bishop_Hastur posted... My exes can't stand each other, so I'mma bail at the first opportunity. Bail the desert island Best of luck --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963935325] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Bishop_Hastur posted... </cite> <quote>My exes can't stand each other, so I'mma bail at the first opportunity.</quote>Bail the desert island Best of luck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
codey 04/01/22 11:44:28 AM #38:	It would mostly be fine. The only bad breakup I've had was with my high school girlfriend that broke up with me at my basic training graduation and I couldn't get over for years after. The rest have all been pretty amicable or just really casual relationships where there weren't a ton of feelings involved. The only issue I could see arising was me feeling like I would die there and getting horny and trying to cheat on my current girlfriend. --- *runs out of topic naked* <cite>codey posted [p:963935441] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>It would mostly be fine. The only bad breakup I've had was with my high school girlfriend that broke up with me at my basic training graduation and I couldn't get over for years after. The rest have all been pretty amicable or just really casual relationships where there weren't a ton of feelings involved. The only issue I could see arising was me feeling like I would die there and getting horny and trying to cheat on my current girlfriend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 04/01/22 1:56:56 PM #39:	Insert Batista yelling "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT" --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:963938707] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Insert Batista yelling "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 04/01/22 3:00:01 PM #40:	UnfairRepresent posted... Bail the desert island Best of luck Thank you. Frankly taking my chances in the ocean is the safer bet in this scenario. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:963940378] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Bail the desert island Best of luck</quote>Thank you. Frankly taking my chances in the ocean is the safer bet in this scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 04/01/22 3:01:54 PM #41:	Im a dead man. Murdered by the scorned. --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:963940416] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Im a dead man. Murdered by the scorned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/01/22 3:02:36 PM #42:	I'm on at least neutral, but mostly good terms with all of my exes. Wouldn't be that bad. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:963940437] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>I'm on at least neutral, but mostly good terms with all of my exes. Wouldn't be that bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 04/01/22 3:08:58 PM #43:	Actual, official, girlfriends, or every girl I've hooked up with? I only became "official" with 3 of them, so it would be a relatively small group. I assumption is we'd live for as long as we can find freshwater and a sustainable collection of food on the island. Otherwise, we'd last as long as the airplane food lasts. As far as the drama, there wouldn't be any. One relationship ended almost 30 years ago, the other around 25 years ago, and the 3rd is my wife. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:963940585] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Actual, official, girlfriends, or every girl I've hooked up with? I only became "official" with 3 of them, so it would be a relatively small group. I assumption is we'd live for as long as we can find freshwater and a sustainable collection of food on the island. Otherwise, we'd last as long as the airplane food lasts. As far as the drama, there wouldn't be any. One relationship ended almost 30 years ago, the other around 25 years ago, and the 3rd is my wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HA4e 04/01/22 3:10:54 PM #44:	GallisOTK posted... So I'm trapped on a desert island alone --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." Time to destroy everybody with cringe. UwU <cite>HA4e posted [p:963940640] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>GallisOTK posted... </cite> <quote>So I'm trapped on a desert island alone</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 04/01/22 3:20:06 PM #45:	My ex fiancee is crazy. I'll have to watch my back. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:963940891] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>My ex fiancee is crazy. I'll have to watch my back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/03/22 3:17:53 PM #46:	Pepys Monster posted... My ex fiancee is crazy. I'll have to watch my back. :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:963992149] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>My ex fiancee is crazy. I'll have to watch my back.</quote>:/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 04/05/22 6:16:12 AM #49:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:964036941] in Hypothetic... [t:79967042]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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