Current Events > Putin offers you a hot Russian girlfriend if you side with Russia. Do you accept

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Rob Cesternino
02/25/22 1:02:10 AM
#1:


What would you do?


Putin offers to matchmake you with a beautiful Russian girl from his inner circle. Let's assume she is consenting and is not being coerced in any way.

In return, you must pledge your loyalty and support to Mother Russia and its government for the rest of your life. This also means you can't criticize Russia online or in person.

What do you do?

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Slayer_22
02/25/22 1:02:58 AM
#2:


No pics? Flopic.

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Kombucha
02/25/22 1:03:04 AM
#3:


-_-

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ShineboxPhil
02/25/22 1:03:11 AM
#4:


Can I make an alt that criticizes Putin?

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Ar0ge
02/25/22 1:03:46 AM
#5:


Come on TC. You couldn't give us a photo?

But the answer is no.
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Thompson
02/25/22 1:03:53 AM
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electricbugs2
02/25/22 1:04:29 AM
#7:


There's likely to be a huge uptick in mail order brides soon anyway. No need to side with a lunatic for love.

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Rob Cesternino
02/25/22 1:21:21 AM
#9:


Oops, can't believe I forgot the pics. Let's say she looks this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/8/AADIf0AAC94U.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AADIf0AAC94V.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/0/AADIf0AAC94W.jpg

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Slayer_22
02/25/22 1:59:07 AM
#10:


Rob Cesternino posted...
Oops, can't believe I forgot the pics. Let's say she looks this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/8/AADIf0AAC94U.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AADIf0AAC94V.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/0/AADIf0AAC94W.jpg

Ew no she looks like a skeleton.

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Umbreon
02/25/22 2:00:18 AM
#11:


Fuck Putin

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Heartomaton
02/25/22 2:01:52 AM
#12:


Rob Cesternino posted...
Oops, can't believe I forgot the pics. Let's say she looks this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/8/AADIf0AAC94U.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AADIf0AAC94V.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/0/AADIf0AAC94W.jpg

She'd need to be at least six or seven cups sizes higher than that before I'd even think about possibly even considering this deal.

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Nukazie
02/25/22 2:01:54 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Fuck Putin
and then the girl

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wackyteen
02/25/22 2:03:41 AM
#14:


But I've already pledged my loyalty to the USA so no

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ultimate reaver
02/25/22 2:05:49 AM
#15:


Da komrade

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Artillatron8
02/25/22 2:12:56 AM
#16:


Heartomaton posted...
She'd need to be at least six or seven cups sizes higher than that before I'd even think about possibly even considering this deal.
This. What is it with you guys and flat chested women? Give me some double D's.

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Imit8m3
02/25/22 2:15:39 AM
#17:


Needs curves.
To quote sir mixalot. "My anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns hun."

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electricbugs2
02/25/22 2:19:08 AM
#18:


Like, Putin could offer me a Dacha with Anastasia Mishina as my FWB maid and I would still tell him to go suck on an exhaust pipe. And considering how obsessed I was with Mishina all Olympics that's saying something.

Fuck Putin.

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Ving_Rhames
02/25/22 2:19:45 AM
#19:


Peak CE.

And no.

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apocalyptic_4
02/25/22 2:24:38 AM
#20:


Nope and Russian girls arnt my type I don't like pale or tan girls.

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GGuirao13
02/25/22 3:05:51 AM
#21:


No.

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TheMikh
02/25/22 3:06:43 AM
#22:


i'd rather have an ugly russian gf tbqh

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nfearurspecimn
02/25/22 3:42:47 AM
#23:


I accept. LMao

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Aitz
02/25/22 3:54:57 AM
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She could be the best looking girl in the world and I will still not side with Putin

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The_Korey
02/25/22 5:46:25 AM
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Pretty sure if you end up in this scenario, you're choosing whether or not you want to 'disappear'. The girl is just komplimentary.

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rexcrk
02/25/22 5:50:00 AM
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What would be the counteroffer?


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ZevLoveDOOM
02/25/22 5:51:34 AM
#27:


hell to the naw!

just throw me in the gulag already!
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Alteres
02/25/22 5:51:39 AM
#28:


rexcrk posted...
What would be the counteroffer?
Its Putin, so ricin?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/25/22 6:09:29 AM
#29:


Most people would take the deal if faced with being a slave or put in a gulag. USA is not nearly as strong military wise as it used to be, but both China and Russia are ready to fight pushing for more masculine men unlike the USA.

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Rayman2943
02/25/22 7:13:22 AM
#30:


Heartomaton posted...
She'd need to be at least six or seven cups sizes higher than that before I'd even think about possibly even considering this deal.
Girl in question just posted on her Instagram story she is against the violence. Lol she is like the most famous Russia in Korea. The guy who has only done it twice shouldn't act like he is too good for her.

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Rob Cesternino
02/27/22 2:16:55 AM
#31:


Rayman2943 posted...
Girl in question just posted on her Instagram story she is against the violence. Lol she is like the most famous Russia in Korea. The guy who has only done it twice shouldn't act like he is too good for her.

I"m surprised someone here recognized her. Angelina Danilova is beautiful and talented.

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