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pegusus123456
02/22/22 10:49:30 PM
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God, fuck this Joker so much.

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DrizztLink
02/22/22 10:50:01 PM
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You really don't need to.

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pegusus123456
02/22/22 10:50:49 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
You really don't need to.
I know but I have a sickness.

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OliviaRodrigo
02/22/22 10:52:53 PM
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Eh its not that bad

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Prestoff
02/22/22 10:59:14 PM
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OliviaRodrigo posted...
Eh its not that bad

It's pretty bad

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Feline_Heart
02/22/22 10:59:46 PM
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OliviaRodrigo posted...
Eh its not that bad
Its a solid 3/10

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pegusus123456
02/22/22 11:03:11 PM
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"Are you the devil?"
"Maybe."

Top-tier dialogue. And wtf was up with Killer Croc's push-ups? He had one leg bent at a 45-degree angle.

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DrizztLink
02/22/22 11:04:06 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
"Are you the devil?"
"Maybe."

Top-tier dialogue. And wtf was up with Killer Croc's push-ups? He had one leg bent at a 45-degree angle.
Crocodiles are quadrupeds, of course pushups are weird.

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pegusus123456
02/22/22 11:07:58 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Crocodiles are quadrupeds, of course pushups are weird.
He's not a crocodile though, he has a rash.

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pegusus123456
02/22/22 11:19:31 PM
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So Griggs' just openly hands Harley a cell phone and loudly says it's from the Joker in front of a bunch of military personnel? What.

And they made Enchantress look much lamer.

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Ricemills
02/22/22 11:23:52 PM
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"she is katana, her sword trapped the soul of it's victim. which means it would be a perfect weapon to seal a ghost, which is our enemy, but we're not going to do that and thus exposition means nothing at all."

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pegusus123456
02/22/22 11:34:20 PM
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Ricemills posted...
she is katana
I'm 47 minutes into this movie and there are still characters I haven't met?

Oh lmao I posted that, unpaused the movie, and Katana stepped onto the helicopter in literally the next frame.

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Feline_Heart
02/22/22 11:38:29 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I'm 47 minutes into this movie and there are still characters I haven't met?

Oh lmao I posted that, unpaused the movie, and Katana stepped onto the helicopter in literally the next frame.
The movie barely has a plot so they had to pad the runtime out

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MabusIncarnate
02/22/22 11:39:41 PM
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Most recent one was so, so much better.

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pegusus123456
02/22/22 11:52:40 PM
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I don't understand why they didn't tell the Squad what was actually going on.The plan seemed to be infiltrate the city and have the supervillains lazily follow behind them like a bored kid at a grocery store.

And then they get to the mutated people monsters and Waller tells Flagg to avoid them because they "know [they] can't fight them." So he diverts half his troops away from them and just stands there until they notice him. And then it turns out these unbeatable monsters are easily killed by Harley with a baseball bat?

And the scene after that shows that the army dudes also didn't know what was going on. So Waller and Flagg just decided to go into the city, tell no one anything about the apocalyptic witch ghost or her brother, and hope it all worked out?

Wtf is this movie?

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Tyranthraxus
02/23/22 12:04:38 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I don't understand why they didn't tell the Squad what was actually going on.The plan seemed to be infiltrate the city and have the supervillains lazily follow behind them like a bored kid at a grocery store.

And then they get to the mutated people monsters and Waller tells Flagg to avoid them because they "know [they] can't fight them." So he diverts half his troops away from them and just stands there until they notice him. And then it turns out these unbeatable monsters are easily killed by Harley with a baseball bat?

And the scene after that shows that the army dudes also didn't know what was going on. So Waller and Flagg just decided to go into the city, tell no one anything about the apocalyptic witch ghost or her brother, and hope it all worked out?

Wtf is this movie?
Not telling the suicide squad what's going on is par for the course. It backfires spectacularly in Suicide Squad: Get Joker. Don't want to say anymore about it go read it at your first possible opportunity.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 12:06:32 AM
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Yeah, I actually take that criticism back a little. I forgot they said they were trying to rescue a VIP and didn't realize the plan was just to avoid the Enchantress entirely.

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specialkid8
02/23/22 12:09:22 AM
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OliviaRodrigo posted...
Eh its not that bad
This. Not a high bar but I think it's better than the majority of the DCEU. Really solid action, most of the characters are fun. My biggest complaint is just that it looks like shit.

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Punished_Blinx
02/23/22 12:09:53 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
"Are you the devil?"
"Maybe."

Top-tier dialogue. And wtf was up with Killer Croc's push-ups? He had one leg bent at a 45-degree angle.

You don't want no beef?

pegusus123456 posted...
Yeah, I actually take that criticism back a little. I forgot they said they were trying to rescue a VIP and didn't realize the plan was just to avoid the Enchantress entirely.

Have you found out who the VIP is yet? IIRC the reveal of what they're supposed to do is still pretty stupid.

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ultimate reaver
02/23/22 12:10:32 AM
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The Suicide Squad is so much better just watch it. Watching them both in a row is like washing down a plate of dog shit with a glass of wine

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Eab1990
02/23/22 12:10:42 AM
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Yeah, I enjoyed this Suicide Squad too. Just pretend Joker doesn't exist and the Enchantress is a bad fever dream, and the rest of the movie is mostly fine.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 12:12:08 AM
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Okay, the twist that they're rescuing Waller is actually pretty great. From what little I know about him, I figured it'd be Flagg's dad.

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Punished_Blinx
02/23/22 12:13:31 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Okay, the twist that they're rescuing Waller is actually pretty great. From what little I know about him, I figured it'd be Flagg's dad.

It has been a while so forgive me if I'm wrong but essentially didn't they only need to walk her up some stairs to get to a helicopter?

I seem to recall making fun of the movie for this.

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YookaLaylee
02/23/22 12:14:21 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Okay, the twist that they're rescuing Waller is actually pretty great. From what little I know about him, I figured it'd be Flagg's dad.

It makes no sense. She sent them on the mission to save her before she was even in the city.

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kuwab0
02/23/22 12:14:50 AM
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Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 12:15:10 AM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
It has been a while so forgive me if I'm wrong but essentially didn't they only need to walk her up some stairs to get to a helicopter?

I seem to recall making fun of the movie for this.
Oh yeah, that is a little silly. But the building was full of monsters.

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Tyranthraxus
02/23/22 12:15:24 AM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
It has been a while so forgive me if I'm wrong but essentially didn't they only need to walk her up some stairs to get to a helicopter?

I seem to recall making fun of the movie for this.

She gets grabbed by enchantress so while it's technically correct it's actually pretty difficult.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 12:18:14 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
It makes no sense. She sent them on the mission to save her before she was even in the city.
I assumed she never left the city and then ended up trapped.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 12:44:08 AM
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"I lost one family, I ain't gonna lose another one."

Oh, yeah, that was earned.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 1:01:38 AM
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Yeah, that movie was extremely mediocre.

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Maeiv
02/23/22 1:04:51 AM
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I can't believe people actually defended that shitty movie when it was released

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Smashingpmkns
02/23/22 1:09:48 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
"I lost one family, I ain't gonna lose another one."

Oh, yeah, that was earned.
Honestly this and the part where Killer Croc blows up the two military dudes helping him are the best parts of the movie. Just absolutely dumb as fuck things to put in a movie but man was that funny.

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 1:16:14 AM
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Went straight to the second one. The fact that it actually shows blood is already an improvement.

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DavidZ2844
02/23/22 1:20:41 AM
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Honestly I think its worth it to see the first SS before the newest one, just for the opening scenes of the newest one. Youll know what I mean when you see it.
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pegusus123456
02/23/22 1:26:46 AM
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DavidZ2844 posted...
Honestly I think its worth it to see the first SS before the newest one, just for the opening scenes of the newest one. Youll know what I mean when you see it.
Yeah, it was A+

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Northlane
02/23/22 1:27:25 AM
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The second one is light years better

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Kami_no_Kami
02/23/22 1:43:11 AM
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Ricemills posted...
"she is katana, her sword trapped the soul of it's victim. which means it would be a perfect weapon to seal a ghost, which is our enemy, but we're not going to do that and thus exposition means nothing at all."
I think you mean *starts yelling in monotone* THIS IS KATANA!

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bulletproofvita
02/23/22 1:48:03 AM
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Ricemills posted...
"she is katana, her sword trapped the soul of it's victim. which means it would be a perfect weapon to seal a ghost, which is our enemy, but we're not going to do that and thus exposition means nothing at all."
Like mowin lawn.

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au_gold
02/23/22 1:50:09 AM
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Did you watch the Extended Edition? If not, you missed this classic scene:

https://youtu.be/wdkD-6VGEYw

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 1:54:19 AM
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au_gold posted...
Did you watch the Extended Edition? If not, you missed this classic scene:
No but I have seen that scene before. I think it's what gave me covid.

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MrMallard
02/23/22 2:00:37 AM
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Maeiv posted...
I can't believe people actually defended that shitty movie when it was released
For some reason, defending DC movies became a whole-ass personality trait to some people. Remember when some dumb fucks started a change.org petition to end Disney's manipulation of Rotten Tomatoes scores, despite Rotten Tomatoes being owned by the same corporation that owns DC?

At one point, people were seriously arguing that Batman V Superman was a better movie than Captain America: Civil War for no other reason but dumb fan shit. Like they're both hollow corporate products at the end of the day that you ascribe your own value to based on your subjective feelings about it, but it was just the stupidest nerd fight ever, because it was a nerd fight for the sake of having a nerd fight - because "DC vs Marvel" has to be a thing.

Comic book shills are the worst. I do think DC movies never hit a high bar until like Joker and Marvel movies have been decent to great for the greater part of 15 years, but that's not because I'm gargling Mickey Mouse's balls every day of my life. It's because movies like BvS, Suicide Squad and Justice League were a series of slaps to the face, while Marvel movies were watchable. Not all of them, but most of them.

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Returning_CEmen
02/23/22 2:06:48 AM
#43:


I actually liked this one a lot. Its fun, dont overly critique it

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pegusus123456
02/23/22 2:11:58 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I actually liked this one a lot. Its fun, dont overly critique it
I tried not to but it's just not good.

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/23/22 6:21:09 AM
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The first movie becomes so much dumber when you realize the entire conflict of it is The Suicide Squad being assembled to take on a threat that only exists because The Suicide Squad was assembled. And also because this team was created for the explicit purpose of taking down a Superman-level threat, and yet the only people on the team with ANY realistic shot of taking down Superman are Deadshot (with a kryptonite bullet) and the one character that becomes the villain.

It actually makes Amanda Waller look like a massive dumbass.

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Returning_CEmen
02/23/22 12:18:50 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
The first movie becomes so much dumber when you realize the entire conflict of it is The Suicide Squad being assembled to take on a threat that only exists because The Suicide Squad was assembled. And also because this team was created for the explicit purpose of taking down a Superman-level threat, and yet the only people on the team with ANY realistic shot of taking down Superman are Deadshot (with a kryptonite bullet) and the one character that becomes the villain.

It actually makes Amanda Waller look like a massive dumbass.
This is not true. They are assembled to stop The Enchantress. Yes, Enchantress was a part of the Task Force X plan to use meta humans to help the government, but she went rogue which caused her to be a threat and the Task Force X program created to stop her. The Enchantress was used to show what meta humans can do to help the government.

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