Current Events > A hot lady says you would make a delicious pet.

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What would you do?
She tells you she is an experienced dominatrix and loves controlling men.

Wait it out honestly.
She could be controlling men physically, mentally, or passively.

I would say Lulu from FFX is nice. She definitely can say she controls men, but she's not horrible about it. And I really like the way she handled things.

It's not likely, but I'd take the chance.

I laugh at her and walk away.

If i wanted to be tortured and controlled, i'd get married.

Ba dum tinnnng

i hate the bullshit bdsm act. oooh naughty boy, dommy mommy's gonna punish you, shut the fuck up with your gimp suit and ostrich feather

Why is she hot, is she on fire? Is she suffering from a migraine or some other ailment and refuses to social distance? Why does she think I would or even could make a pet for her, I don't magically invent live animals or even construct small scale statues or models of animals. Why does she think pets are delicious does she think I'm from the local bakery and make gingerbread sheep or something? Does she think pets are delicious because she literally goes around eating peoples' pets and for some reason elected to come up to me and volunteer this information? Am I supposed to contact the person listed on every missing animal poster and indict her? She is experienced? You mean someone already experienced her and she followed that up by searching for someone different entirely? Does that mean she was terrible and was promptly rejected? Why do I need to be told that she loves controlling men? I am this confused, bewildered and flat out not given any help and somehow this has made her assume I had a domineering and controlling personality? Did she just walk up to a random person with a rehearsed speech irrespective of whether or not they fulfil the pre-requisites to meaningfully accept her proposition?

I enthusiastically re-enact the Hotel Mario "NO" and walk away.

"Not interested."

Hell yeah.

You've not experienced true pleasure, until you've had your balls beaten so hard, that the pain forces you to actually vomit - and then had passionate sex while slowly consciousness from not being able to breathe.
On that cusp of pain and pleasure - is where true pleasure lies.

Imagine busting out a 15 year old account with ~4 years of karma for the sake of posting cringe.

Ryven posted...

If i wanted to be tortured and controlled, i'd get married.

Ba dum tinnnng

You win.

WingsOfGood posted...

dominatrix

nope

I have zero interest in emasculation, but it still might be a fun conversation.