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Simp
01/16/22 2:34:57 PM
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Some stupid old post I found a while ago, with a little new content added. Catch you on the flip side, CE!

Goatthief is the first to notice something's different.
DragonPick went to check things out, but hasn't been seen since.
Mal_fet told you all this was going to happen, but did you believe him? No!
Tadg30 appoints himself ambassador to investigate this further, but research stalls out when he can't enlist anyone to watch him do cool things.
thelovefist pretends to ignore the snow, hoping to spite it.
Bullet_Wing and 0AbsoluteZero0 faithfully study the snow, keeping careful track of who it falls on.
Zikten rambles aimlessly about something else, completely unaffected by the world around him.
The Admiral passive-aggressively dismisses it, and refuses to acknowledge it again on the basis that it can't affect him while he's inside.
_Goggalor_ attacks the snow in a bizarre frenzy until he finally recognizes it's futile, then begins training to be ready for next time.
Carlbertomfg runs outside naked to let the snow cover every inch of his body. A new fetish is born.
MorningRose hides under her bed and waits for things to get better.
Harpie tries to push herself into seeing it as a new opportunity for adventure, because wouldn't that be a much lovelier way to look at the world?
DocileOrangeCup is perturbed at everyone paying so much attention to something that's not him.
JustMonika and chill02 gaze dreamily out the window, watching the snow slowly build up.
JustMyOpinion is taking jabs at it all willy-nilly, and is sure it's been slowing down since he started.
Muffinz0rz posts the LeBron gif.
Lost_All_Senses makes CE's first snowman, but RebelElite791 reflexively knocks it down.
Kogasteelfang readily accepts it as proof that the universe wants him to stay inside.
The_Doge rushes to shop a picture of himself gamboling in it.
Gunplagirl has been pre-emptively removed from this parable for presumed displeasure at her inclusion.
SomeLikeItHoth wears a white sheet and pretends to be snow too.
Vulgorn carefully observes how everyone else reacts, trying to figure out who is responsible for this.
Aeriis and CyricZ reminisce about the good old days when we didn't have to worry about snow.
ZombiePelican says that this is nothing. He's seen far worse.
Pinky0926 thinks you're all looking at this the wrong way, but just won't explain wtf he means by that.
jeffhardyboyz gives everyone a pep talk about how to overcome this, giving the strong impression he knows everything about it.
I'm sure we'll hear from STEROLIZER eventually after he finishes consulting his data.
Balrog0 threw on some clothes and headed out, because sometimes it's the slow death of the routine that you have to worry about.
Sunhawk is mildly curious what your opinions are on this, or on something else it doesn't really matter.
Simp writes a story that few will read, and nobody will remember.
SBAllen rolls over and goes back to bed.

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MabusIncarnate
01/16/22 2:36:26 PM
#2:


I miss carlbert

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DeadBankerDream
01/16/22 2:37:05 PM
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RIP TC, see you on a different alt.

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