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UnfairRepresent 01/16/22 7:46:00 AM #1:	What do you do? Eat all the food. Eat some of the food. Take one bite out of the food. Refuse to eat the food. Throw the food in the aliens face. Attack the aliens. Other What do you do? - Results (36 votes) Eat all the food. 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Eat some of the food. 19.44% (7 votes) 7 Take one bite out of the food. 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Refuse to eat the food. 30.56% (11 votes) 11 Throw the food in the aliens face. 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Attack the aliens. 25% (9 votes) 9 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 You're at home one day when suddenly there is an unexpected Earthquake possibly caused by fracking. The building starts to collapse and just when you think you're going to make it out, you trip and fall on your ass. You're terrified the ceiling is about to fall ontop of you when you're spirited away to alien spaceship at the last moment. It was orbiting Earth and saw your peril. A weird wide pink alien with a yellow sharp beaked mouth, long tail and 4 leg scuttles right up to your face. It's so awkwardly close that it is almost touching with no regard for personal boundries and in concise but weirdly pronouced English bellows loudly "Greetings Earthicans! We bring food and medical supplies!" You're then dragged forcefully but not painfully onto a crude approximation of a table and chairs which are clearly homemade. Placed on an weird seat that's uneven and sat alongside a group of 4 or 5 other humans who are from all over the world and have bumps and scraps on them. Clearly just rescued from some kind of peril as well. Before you could spell your name more aliens arrive and place food in front of all of you but they don't seem to understand human dishes. It's half-cooked chicken, covered in custard, eggplant, raw fish, BBQ suace, pineapple, chocolate cake, cheese, solyanka, some black and purple things that you don't recongize. all kinda lumped together in crispy pastry topped with doubanjiang. Alonside a Glass of Pepsi and 1941 Baron de Sigognac malt with Smokey Bacon Walkers crisps floating inside topped off with hot Bovril. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAZiH8AACz_f.jpg All the aliens are staring unblinkingly at you and the others in peaceful silence. A small skinny Chinese guy sat next to you on a chair far too wide for him has already forced down 2 spoonfalls. He elbows you and goes "Dude. Eat. You're gonna insult them shzi." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961788611] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Eat all the food. Eat some of the food. Take one bite out of the food. Refuse to eat the food. Throw the food in the aliens face. Attack the aliens. Other Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (36 votes) Eat all the food. 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Eat some of the food. 19.44% (7 votes) 7 Take one bite out of the food. 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Refuse to eat the food. 30.56% (11 votes) 11 Throw the food in the aliens face. 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Attack the aliens. 25% (9 votes) 9 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form You're at home one day when suddenly there is an unexpected Earthquake possibly caused by fracking. The building starts to collapse and just when you think you're going to make it out, you trip and fall on your ass. You're terrified the ceiling is about to fall ontop of you when you're spirited away to alien spaceship at the last moment. It was orbiting Earth and saw your peril. A weird wide pink alien with a yellow sharp beaked mouth, long tail and 4 leg scuttles right up to your face. It's so awkwardly close that it is almost touching with no regard for personal boundries and in concise but weirdly pronouced English bellows loudly "Greetings Earthicans! We bring food and medical supplies!" You're then dragged forcefully but not painfully onto a crude approximation of a table and chairs which are clearly homemade. Placed on an weird seat that's uneven and sat alongside a group of 4 or 5 other humans who are from all over the world and have bumps and scraps on them. Clearly just rescued from some kind of peril as well. Before you could spell your name more aliens arrive and place food in front of all of you but they don't seem to understand human dishes. It's half-cooked chicken, covered in custard, eggplant, raw fish, BBQ suace, pineapple, chocolate cake, cheese, solyanka, some black and purple things that you don't recongize. all kinda lumped together in crispy pastry topped with doubanjiang. Alonside a Glass of Pepsi and 1941 Baron de Sigognac malt with Smokey Bacon Walkers crisps floating inside topped off with hot Bovril. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAZiH8AACz_f.jpg All the aliens are staring unblinkingly at you and the others in peaceful silence. A small skinny Chinese guy sat next to you on a chair far too wide for him has already forced down 2 spoonfalls. He elbows you and goes "Dude. Eat. You're gonna insult them shzi." How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 01/16/22 7:47:11 AM #2:	taste some --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:961788631] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>taste some </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 01/16/22 7:49:00 AM #3:	take one small nibble than proceed to gag and hurl so they know they fucked up --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961788646] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>take one small nibble than proceed to gag and hurl so they know they fucked up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 01/16/22 7:55:01 AM #4:	nfearurspecimn posted... take one small nibble than proceed to gag and hurl so they know they fucked up They would say "Ah yes, regurgitation must signal an appreciation of the meal. Excellent." --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:961788703] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>take one small nibble than proceed to gag and hurl so they know they fucked up</quote> They would say "Ah yes, regurgitation must signal an appreciation of the meal. Excellent." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 01/16/22 7:59:08 AM #5:	Warm fish pie. mmmmmmmm Someone post the well just tell her we ate it pic --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:961788735] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Warm fish pie. mmmmmmmm Someone post the well just tell her we ate it pic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 01/16/22 8:03:18 AM #6:	They seem pretty reasonable, I'd just explain that I admire their effort, but they've gotten things wrong. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:961788779] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>They seem pretty reasonable, I'd just explain that I admire their effort, but they've gotten things wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/16/22 8:05:07 AM #7:	I mean it's mostly fine except the chicken. You gotta cook that shit. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:961788793] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>I mean it's mostly fine except the chicken. You gotta cook that shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/16/22 8:29:01 AM #8:	I don't kare who I insult when it komes to not eating things. Aliens are no exception. And seeing as they fly around aiming to help people, it'd be down-right daft to be insulted on a medium/kulture you klearly don't understand. They get mad; fuck em. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961789046] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>I don't kare who I insult when it komes to not eating things. Aliens are no exception. And seeing as they fly around aiming to help people, it'd be down-right daft to be insulted on a medium/kulture you klearly don't understand. They get mad; fuck em. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkeysRfunny 01/16/22 8:30:37 AM #9:	Tell them politely that it's dangerous for humans to eat food like that, and offer to show them how we Earthicans prepare meals. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck. <cite>monkeysRfunny posted [p:961789067] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Tell them politely that it's dangerous for humans to eat food like that, and offer to show them how we Earthicans prepare meals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/16/22 3:06:24 PM #10:	BloodMoon7 posted... I mean it's mostly fine https://i.imgur.com/YxhCJAR.jpg --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961796830] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I mean it's mostly fine</quote>https://i.imgur.com/YxhCJAR.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/16/22 3:12:15 PM #11:	I'd buy them a copy of this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/3/AAN5R1AAC0D9.jpg --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:961797007] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>I'd buy them a copy of this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/3/AAN5R1AAC0D9.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
phat32 01/16/22 3:13:13 PM #12:	been playing 14 tc? <cite>phat32 posted [p:961797029] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>been playing 14 tc? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/16/22 3:20:15 PM #13:	Neat topic. I'd eat it all, I have an iron stomach and I dont want to be disrespectful to my new leaders. Who knows, maybe it's a tremendous insult to them to not finish a meal. Maybe where they come from resources are scarce and what they provided has a lot of value to their society. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:961797263] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Neat topic. I'd eat it all, I have an iron stomach and I dont want to be disrespectful to my new leaders. Who knows, maybe it's a tremendous insult to them to not finish a meal. Maybe where they come from resources are scarce and what they provided has a lot of value to their society. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
phat32 01/16/22 3:21:15 PM #14:	id probably just try to fuck the aliens <cite>phat32 posted [p:961797301] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>id probably just try to fuck the aliens </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 01/16/22 3:34:40 PM #15:	pegusus123456 posted... They seem pretty reasonable, I'd just explain that I admire their effort, but they've gotten things wrong. Yeah, that. I mean, other than the chicken & fish, I'd eat it. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:961797666] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>They seem pretty reasonable, I'd just explain that I admire their effort, but they've gotten things wrong.</quote> Yeah, that. I mean, other than the chicken & fish, I'd eat it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kiyune 01/16/22 3:41:12 PM #16:	phat32 posted... been playing 14 tc? I hope these aliens have a Puddingway equivalent --- After all, it is clear we are united more by our similarities than we are divided by our differences <cite>Kiyune posted [p:961797833] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>phat32 posted... </cite> <quote>been playing 14 tc?</quote>I hope these aliens have a Puddingway equivalent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/16/22 3:49:01 PM #17:	phat32 posted... been playing 14 tc? I don't even know what 14 is so no --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961798042] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>phat32 posted... </cite> <quote>been playing 14 tc?</quote>I don't even know what 14 is so no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kiyune 01/16/22 4:16:01 PM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... I don't even know what 14 is so no A tragedy in 9 words --- After all, it is clear we are united more by our similarities than we are divided by our differences <cite>Kiyune posted [p:961798849] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I don't even know what 14 is so no</quote>A tragedy in 9 words </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/16/22 4:26:38 PM #19:	MabusIncarnate posted... Maybe where they come from resources are scarce and what they provided has a lot of value to their society. Everything they provided in the description is Earth food. Unless we're to believe some other planet evolved the same fish, chicken, and chocolate as us and even koincidentally also kame up with the Pepsi formula. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961799151] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote> Maybe where they come from resources are scarce and what they provided has a lot of value to their society.</quote> Everything they provided in the description is Earth food. Unless we're to believe some other planet evolved the same fish, chicken, and chocolate as us and even koincidentally also kame up with the Pepsi formula. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Health 01/16/22 4:28:16 PM #20:	Id be more concerned about their UnfairRepresent posted... 4 leg <cite>Health posted [p:961799207] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Id be more concerned about their UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>4 leg</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/16/22 6:38:51 PM #21:	The_Korey posted... Everything they provided in the description is Earth food. Unless we're to believe some other planet evolved the same fish, chicken, and chocolate as us and even koincidentally also kame up with the Pepsi formula. Imagine if Pepsi was a universial constant across every alien society in the cosmos --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961803065] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Everything they provided in the description is Earth food. Unless we're to believe some other planet evolved the same fish, chicken, and chocolate as us and even koincidentally also kame up with the Pepsi formula.</quote>Imagine if Pepsi was a universial constant across every alien society in the cosmos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 01/16/22 6:50:27 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... Imagine if Pepsi was a universial constant across every alien society in the cosmos I don't want to exist in a universe that chooses Pepsi over Coke. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:961803499] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine if Pepsi was a universial constant across every alien society in the cosmos</quote> I don't want to exist in a universe that chooses Pepsi over Coke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 01/16/22 7:06:32 PM #24:	The_Korey posted... I don't want to exist in a universe that chooses Pepsi over Coke. Mac agrees --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:961804016] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>I don't want to exist in a universe that chooses Pepsi over Coke.</quote> Mac agrees </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 01/16/22 7:08:03 PM #25:	Tell them that I need to eat the meal off of the thiccest alien milf they have --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:961804068] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Tell them that I need to eat the meal off of the thiccest alien milf they have </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/18/22 1:47:55 PM #26:	Turbam posted... Tell them that I need to eat the meal off of the thiccest alien milf they have :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961854931] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Tell them that I need to eat the meal off of the thiccest alien milf they have</quote>:/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 01/19/22 3:57:31 PM #27:	explain how advanced intelligent beings, like myself, no longer eat meat. --- I missed the part where that's my problem. <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:961891242] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>explain how advanced intelligent beings, like myself, no longer eat meat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 01/19/22 4:06:52 PM #28:	Robot2600 posted... explain how advanced intelligent beings, like myself, no longer eat meat. The aliens: https://youtu.be/H6M1OF_E0IA --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:961891499] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite> <quote>explain how advanced intelligent beings, like myself, no longer eat meat.</quote>The aliens: https://youtu.be/H6M1OF_E0IA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 01/19/22 4:23:13 PM #29:	I cook them plant-based tacos and open a vegan taco bell on their spaceship. --- I missed the part where that's my problem. <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:961891984] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>I cook them plant-based tacos and open a vegan taco bell on their spaceship. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 01/19/22 4:25:35 PM #30:	Robot2600 posted... explain how advanced intelligent beings, like myself, no longer eat meat. <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:961892065] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Robot2600 posted... </cite> <quote>explain how advanced intelligent beings, like myself, no longer eat meat.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/19/22 5:56:05 PM #32:	Robot2600 posted... I cook them plant-based tacos u gh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961894846] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote> Robot2600 posted... </cite> <quote>I cook them plant-based tacos</quote>u gh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HA4e 01/19/22 6:14:30 PM #33:	Wow, people want to attack the aliens that helped them out of that mess, they really want to be the cause of first contact war. --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." "Who cares about the quantity, if all you just need is the quality." <cite>HA4e posted [p:961895359] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>Wow, people want to attack the aliens that helped them out of that mess, they really want to be the cause of first contact war. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/21/22 6:25:23 AM #34:	HA4e posted... Wow, people want to attack the aliens that helped them out of that mess, they really want to be the cause of first contact war. us vs them mentalities I suppose --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:961940128] in Your react... [t:79855569]...</cite> <quote>HA4e posted... </cite> <quote>Wow, people want to attack the aliens that helped them out of that mess, they really want to be the cause of first contact war.</quote>us vs them mentalities I suppose </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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