Current Events > The next Scream movie has the cast of CE. Who would survive and who'd die?

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segasaturn
01/15/22 9:33:53 PM
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Here are the people in the movie: VEGY, Heartomaton, Scotty_Rogers, OVERGOATED, segasaturn, mrduckbear, harpie, Smackems, Vipergts, Cpt_Pineapple, Caution999, BloodMoon7, AirFresh, Aeriis, bestoffuture, RISEofCHRISTIAN, WorsCaseOntario, nfearurspecimn, JACKBUTTMOMMY, Duncanwii, and last, but not least Veggeta_MAX

The format.

Survivors:

The ones who die:

The killer:


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Turbam
01/15/22 9:36:02 PM
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BestOfFuture dies immediately

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AngelicRadiance
01/15/22 9:37:04 PM
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Scotty dies first and everyone claps

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/15/22 9:37:46 PM
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Who are these people and why
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Machete
01/15/22 9:50:10 PM
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Vegy would die after creeping on a girl... common slasher trope.

Scotty would be a random fodder kill.

segasaturn would be a red herring kill after being set up for the audience to assune as a killer.

cpt pineapple would be another scotty

Same with airfresh and bestoffuture

Christian would somehow die in the opening credits.

Ontario alt whatever woukd have his part cut entirely out of the movie before release.

Catboy would play a character wjo would do drugs and would be killed while under the influence late in the movie.

Veggeta x would be an annoying cop. He may or may not die.

Duncan would be a background character and would live.

Jackbuttmommy would be an assistant to one of the directors instead of a character.

Aeriis and harpie would survive or be killed late. They are the only women on the list so the gender imbalance gives them survival value until genders are more even.

Bloodmoon would play a character that was rewritten a bunch.

Caution would be a guy that is killed early after puking in his car, and probably ran the killer over by accident first, and someone's dog.

Smackems is comic relief and survives. Vipa survives.

Duckbear dies middle/late in the movie, a reporter who would survive but pisses off a killer by calling them a heifer live on air.

Goats is a red herring and is suspected as a killer because he stole a victim's goats before they died... but he is exonerated and lives through the movie.

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WorsCaseOntario
01/15/22 9:51:39 PM
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I'd be the hero who defeats the killer

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StarDestroyer
01/15/22 9:53:40 PM
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Vegy would survive and be the hit breakout character. Vegy would eventually get his own more successful film franchise.
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Heartomaton
01/15/22 9:55:07 PM
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Machete... am I being led to assume that because I'm the one person you didn't mention, you're saying I'd be the killer?

I don't know if I should resent that or not. :I

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WorsCaseOntario
01/15/22 9:55:42 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Machete... am I being led to assume that because I'm the one person you didn't mention, you're saying I'd be the killer?

I don't know if I should resent that or not. :I
Hey he did me the dirtiest for whatever reason

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Heartomaton
01/15/22 9:56:59 PM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
Hey he did me the dirtiest for whatever reason

Look at it this way, if you're cut out of the movie, I can't cut you in the movie.

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Kitt
01/15/22 10:01:32 PM
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I'd be the Drew Berrymore-esque character that gets killed in the opening and kicks off the whole plot.

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AngelicRadiance
01/15/22 10:04:50 PM
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Who provides the random nudity in the middle of story that's completely irrelevant to the plot?

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segasaturn
01/15/22 10:07:41 PM
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AngelicRadiance posted...
Who provides the random nudity in the middle of story that's completely irrelevant to the plot?
I'd say that would be VEGY.

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segasaturn
01/15/22 10:16:04 PM
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Machete posted...
Vegy would die after creeping on a girl... common slasher trope.

Scotty would be a random fodder kill.

segasaturn would be a red herring kill after being set up for the audience to assune as a killer.

cpt pineapple would be another scotty

Same with airfresh and bestoffuture

Christian would somehow die in the opening credits.

Ontario alt whatever woukd have his part cut entirely out of the movie before release.

Catboy would play a character wjo would do drugs and would be killed while under the influence late in the movie.

Veggeta x would be an annoying cop. He may or may not die.

Duncan would be a background character and would live.

Jackbuttmommy would be an assistant to one of the directors instead of a character.

Aeriis and harpie would survive or be killed late. They are the only women on the list so the gender imbalance gives them survival value until genders are more even.

Bloodmoon would play a character that was rewritten a bunch.

Caution would be a guy that is killed early after puking in his car, and probably ran the killer over by accident first, and someone's dog.

Smackems is comic relief and survives. Vipa survives.

Duckbear dies middle/late in the movie, a reporter who would survive but pisses off a killer by calling them a heifer live on air.

Goats is a red herring and is suspected as a killer because he stole a victim's goats before they died... but he is exonerated and lives through the movie.
Great description! You put a lot of effort into this, Machete!

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MI4 REAL
01/15/22 10:31:34 PM
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I'd figure out who the female(s) are currently having relations with, and know who the killer is.

If the killer is female (likely Harpie), she would lead Vegy to an ambush.

The other female (Aeriis) would run from the killer and repeatedly fall while running away, but would survive, and be present to comfort the survivors.

The reporter would live, but have been badly injured by the killer.

JACKBUTT would be a random who has little to no clue, or completely denies the mere idea as rubbish, and get killed

Scotty would just be a random kill, I agree.

Smackems would be the hero/defender and figure out something is going wrong, and get there just in time to save the day.

I'll use the *cautionary* tale above that he has an ill encounter or confrontation with the killer, (or possibly accomplice), and find out at the last second who the killer is.

Someone is going to be oblivious and not even know half of who is dying around them until they figure out something is amiss. Especially if it's televised live. They will think it's all an act initially.

Someone will not get the memo and survive, but be completely oblivious to everything going on around them, including murder.

And......some rando will survive and be otherwise shaken but indifferent. and would have trouble coming to terms with that (or was high the whole time)


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MI4 REAL
01/15/22 10:33:33 PM
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Heartomaton would be the red herring, and would be highly surmised as being the killer, but no one can be sure. His fate is a coin flip. But it's likely tails.

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segasaturn
01/16/22 2:18:47 PM
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Bump.

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