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Pepys Monster
01/15/22 2:29:44 AM
#1:


Here are some ideas.

The journey to lose everything begins with success.

Happiness exists retroactively after discovering true sadness.

The difficult road ahead is only beginning.

Post some more.

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Moist_Grandma
01/15/22 2:30:42 AM
#2:


The road to improvement begins by making soup in the bathroom
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nfearurspecimn
01/15/22 2:35:35 AM
#3:


"The things you think people think about you? They're 100% true and it gets worse."

"If you can't succeed, it's because you need to give up."

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Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost*
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What_
01/15/22 2:38:00 AM
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Youll die someday. Keep eating here itll be even sooner
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Smackems
01/15/22 2:40:59 AM
#5:


"Our restaurant is the only place in town that sells those masks you like"

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Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go.
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Heartomaton
01/15/22 2:42:40 AM
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"Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated individual."

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Heartomaton for President 2028.
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Smackems
01/15/22 2:44:01 AM
#7:


"Heartomaton licks donkey butt"

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Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go.
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Heartomaton
01/15/22 2:45:46 AM
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"Smackems is a donkey butt."

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Heartomaton for President 2028.
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Panthera
01/15/22 2:49:46 AM
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"Happiness is the vain hope that misery is no more"

"A friend in need will rob you blind"

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BloodMoon7
01/15/22 3:01:57 AM
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"You're hoping for a good fortune because your life is one big unfortune cookie."

"Your lucky numbers are 6 9 4 2 0. You have no lucky numbers so I gave you funny ones."

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marthsheretoo
01/15/22 4:13:04 AM
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Hope is a disease of the soul.

Don't worry about what other people think of you. They rarely do.

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-DevsBro
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