Poll of the Day > Battle of the explicit genitals round 2: D vs V

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Notschmendrake
01/13/22 5:45:13 PM
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I expect this one might have some actual contention. - Results (21 votes)
Dicks sporting goods
57.14% (12 votes)
12
Fresh Fish company
14.29% (3 votes)
3
Both are equally offensive
28.57% (6 votes)
6
This poll is now closed.
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Notschmendrake
01/13/22 5:47:06 PM
#2:


@Kyuubi4269 I used explicit wrong again. Fight me.
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BlackScythe0
01/13/22 5:50:43 PM
#3:


No one likes unsolicited dick pics.
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BouncyBouncy
01/13/22 5:52:04 PM
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Totally depends on the nature of the visuals. Standing upright a vaj is discreet and a dong is at best chilling like a mutant outtie belly button.

At full attention though a dick proper cannot be casually ignored and and steamy vajay unfurled can disrupt the polarization of quarks.
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LaggnFragnLarry
01/13/22 5:53:20 PM
#5:


wizards sleeve?
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BouncyBouncy
01/13/22 5:56:31 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
wizards sleeve?

Can never be sure how many fingers are gonna protrude
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adjl
01/13/22 6:00:18 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
A full on legs open display.

In that situation, I feel like they're pretty even, since that's unambiguously a sexually explicit display regardless of what's being displayed. In that case, it's not merely "oh no nudity I've been scandalized!", it's a deliberate sexual display, and that's where most of the outrage will be coming from. The fact that that's pretty much the only way you're going to get a decent view of the orchid of sin, however, gives it an edge over the seed pillar in a more general sense.

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Notschmendrake
01/13/22 6:06:50 PM
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I feel like both sides have an arguement to make here, but I am still leaning very hard toward baby cannon
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Notschmendrake
01/13/22 6:10:47 PM
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BouncyBouncy posted...
Totally depends on the nature of the visuals. Standing upright a vaj is discreet and a dong is at best chilling like a mutant outtie belly button.

At full attention though a dick proper cannot be casually ignored and and steamy vajay unfurled can disrupt the polarization of quarks.

Ok then, imagine the worst case scenario for both. Which is worse?
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Unbridled9
01/13/22 6:12:33 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
@Kyuubi4269 I used explicit wrong again. Fight me.

Ten bucks on Not!

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Unbridled9
01/13/22 6:15:05 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
No one likes unsolicited dick pics.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/4/AAVx1cAACzbq.jpg

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BouncyBouncy
01/13/22 6:24:32 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Ok then, imagine the worst case scenario for both. Which is worse?

I gotta say dick. More likely to come off as threatening I think.
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Notschmendrake
01/13/22 8:00:06 PM
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I guess soft or hard does add a whole different gradient that I hadnt considered but still. I am bothered by the results. Dick wins, and by a WIDE margin
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MrMelodramatic
01/13/22 8:07:02 PM
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All I can think is that weve seen Barts enis but not Lisas agina. And I feel like thered be a lot more uppityness about the latter than there was about the former.

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MrMelodramatic
01/13/22 8:08:01 PM
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Do emoji not work on gfaqs? Imagine a large red B up there ^ where theres obviously a letter missing

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Notschmendrake
01/13/22 8:09:19 PM
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I needed that laugh. Thank you melo
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KodyKeir
01/14/22 1:20:59 AM
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As an aside CBS has shown the Statue of David uncensored (at a distance and for no more than two seconds, as explained by Stephan Colbert https://youtu.be/YkJS0IzZREk) as well as Georgia O'Keeffe paintings.

As an answer, no one wants to see a penis.

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BouncyBouncy
01/14/22 1:23:40 AM
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They wanna see one they just understandably don't like a lot of the ones that get shown

Not really your fault if yours is small or weird or whatever, but the rest of us aren't gonna pretend it looks nice
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Person106
01/14/22 7:28:09 AM
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KodyKeir posted...
As an aside CBS has shown the Statue of David uncensored (at a distance and for no more than two seconds, as explained by Stephan Colbert

Same with Animal Crossing: New Horizons, but you can zoom in and look as long as you like (and snap pictures).
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streamofthesky
01/14/22 8:52:34 AM
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Why is the poll already closed?
Would've voted V

Even in "adult media", it's surprisingly uncommon to see visible V's. A lot of times, the woman straight up is still wearing something underneath. Maybe it's a vestige of Playboy's influence, I don't know. But there seems to be WAY more openness to having D's out (for Harambe or otherwise) than V's.
Which is bs. I want some genital equality!

Judging by the poll results, it looks like people voted on which people dislike seeing more (and amplified by the users being overwhelmingly hetero males), not which one is actually less depicted in media. To me, the one they're more afraid/unable to show is the one that's "more explicit".

MrMelodramatic posted...
All I can think is that weve seen Barts enis but not Lisas agina. And I feel like thered be a lot more uppityness about the latter than there was about the former.
Yeah. I think there's plenty of examples of the double standard, I just don't have them readily available in my head...
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Notschmendrake
01/14/22 10:12:00 AM
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streamofthesky posted...
Why is the poll already closed?
Would've voted V

Even in "adult media", it's surprisingly uncommon to see visible V's. A lot of times, the woman straight up is still wearing something underneath. Maybe it's a vestige of Playboy's influence, I don't know. But there seems to be WAY more openness to having D's out (for Harambe or otherwise) than V's.
Which is bs. I want some genital equality!

Judging by the poll results, it looks like people voted on which people dislike seeing more (and amplified by the users being overwhelmingly hetero males), not which one is actually less depicted in media. To me, the one they're more afraid/unable to show is the one that's "more explicit".

Yeah. I think there's plenty of examples of the double standard, I just don't have them readily available in my head...

I'm sorry to say, dicks would have won anyways. And it's time for round 3.
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