Poll of the Day > They told me Tinder would make getting sex easy.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/12/22 8:51:41 PM
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Why am I still a virgin?

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shadowsword87
01/12/22 8:54:24 PM
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Did you tell them you're bitching at cooking?
That tends to get to people.
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chelsea_wtf
01/12/22 8:58:39 PM
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you seem really desperate. try not wanting to have sex so much and just being normal around people until it happens.

youve invested sex with an enormous amount of emotional significance that's well beyond what's actually inherent to the act. maybe try mindfulness practices or other forms of non-attachment to help you realize you don't need sex to be happy https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/consumer-health/in-depth/mindfulness-exercises/art-20046356

if you don't exude this kind of loser energy itll be easier for you to have sex in the long run

if that doesnt work maybe try this https://www.wikihow.com/Pull-a-One-Night-Stand-With-Women

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LinkPizza
01/12/22 9:02:14 PM
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They meant Grindr...

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Garlands_Soul
01/12/22 9:07:55 PM
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It straight up is. You literally just have to be a tolerable person with passable looks. I'm no statuesque person but I had no issue getting dates or hookups when I was doing it

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dioxxys
01/12/22 9:46:58 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
They meant Grindr...
Yep lol

Tinder makes it easy for women to get laid.

If you're a man and you want to get laid easily with Tinder you have to be like the upper echelon, like top 15% of men.

Even then it's not comparable:
https://youtu.be/lY8rzo4Ik4M

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IronBornCorps
01/12/22 9:56:46 PM
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You should share profile and picture.

Are you really just looking for sex or is it something deeper?
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MICHALECOLE
01/12/22 10:07:31 PM
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I was smashing chicks left and right when I was on tinder. It honestly got addicting.
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/12/22 10:10:34 PM
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Is going to phillipines or Thailand to get laid worth it?

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CoorsLight
01/12/22 11:19:29 PM
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Your gimmick sucks
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wwinterj25
01/13/22 3:47:35 PM
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Tinder doesn't work for me. However I admit I got bored easy and put in little effort. I'd rather be rejected in person.

Garlands_Soul posted...
You literally just have to be a tolerable person with passable looks.

That's me screwed.... or not...

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Is going to phillipines or Thailand to get laid worth it?

I mean only if you want to visit the places. Amsterdam would work too.

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Jen0125
01/13/22 3:49:24 PM
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Yeah getting sex off tinder is like the easiest thing
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HornedLion
01/13/22 3:50:01 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Why am I still a virgin?

You got laid around September of last year. You even made a topic about it. Dont you remember?

Mandela Effect!

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CoorsLight
01/13/22 4:15:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Yeah getting sex off tinder is like the easiest thing

Not to sound like an incel but it's totally different for women seeking men than vice versa

Idk how dudes even match on there, I'm pretty unremarkable for sure, but not super ugly or anything. Other guys who are also okay looking have told me it's the same thing
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BouncyBouncy
01/13/22 4:18:56 PM
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When a person is truly ready for sex, sex will be made available to them via a willing partner.

Most people that crave sex aren't actually prepared for sexual encounters. There are some incels to be sure but mostly they are wontcels who are scared to try at life.
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Garlands_Soul
01/13/22 4:21:43 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Not to sound like an incel but it's totally different for women seeking men than vice versa

Idk how dudes even match on there, I'm pretty unremarkable for sure, but not super ugly or anything. Other guys who are also okay looking have told me it's the same thing
I literally just said "hey cutie" with one of those flirty emojis then something about their profile I could chat about and it worked like half the time. Which is really good odds for how many people you can match with. If someone matches with you, they already think ya look cute, so no need to pull punches or waste time

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LaggnFragnLarry
01/13/22 4:21:43 PM
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banging bbws and cougar milfs all day on tinder
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Cruddy_horse
01/13/22 4:22:44 PM
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Dude I explicitly told you to download grindr. And no offense to any women here but you should disregard thier advice on tinder, it's a completely different world for the opposite sex.
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wwinterj25
01/13/22 4:24:18 PM
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Garlands_Soul posted...
If someone matches with you, they already think ya look cute, so no need to pull punches or waste time

From my experience Tinder just matches people with you randomly. It certainly doesn't mean they think I'm cute.

Cruddy_horse posted...
Dude I explicitly told you to download grindr. And no offense to any women here but you should disregard thier advice on tinder, it's a completely different world for the opposite sex.

Yeah. I'm not interested in Grinder but it certainly is more easy for woman. Even more so on dating sites where they have the pick of the crop.

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CoorsLight
01/13/22 4:32:42 PM
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Garlands_Soul posted...
Which is really good odds for how many people you can match with.

Weird of you to assume I actually match people
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Jen0125
01/13/22 4:34:09 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Not to sound like an incel but it's totally different for women seeking men than vice versa

Idk how dudes even match on there, I'm pretty unremarkable for sure, but not super ugly or anything. Other guys who are also okay looking have told me it's the same thing

Wow it's almost like the women have to have sex with someone

So men are getting laid off tinder lol
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Jen0125
01/13/22 4:36:23 PM
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When you feel bad about not getting laid off tinder remember this was my boyfriend's profile and even he got some from it. So there must be something very wrong with your profile.

https://i.imgur.com/cjqb2pT.jpeg
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CoorsLight
01/13/22 4:40:59 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Wow it's almost like the women have to have sex with someone

So men are getting laid off tinder lol

I didn't say they didn't, but it's pretty well established that the likes skew very heavily towards women

Jen0125 posted...
When you feel bad about not getting laid off tinder remember this was my boyfriend's profile and even he got some from it. So there must be something very wrong with your profile.

https://i.imgur.com/cjqb2pT.jpeg

Yeah I remember this. I don't get why I don't get matches then. Could be a regional thing also, I don't know what people are like in Arizona but in Denver there are a bunch of hip, active transplants and I'd be the first to tell you I'm not hip or active
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Jen0125
01/13/22 4:43:32 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
I didn't say they didn't, but it's pretty well established that the likes skew very heavily towards women

It's weird because I hear men always saying they swipe right on literally anyone. Doesn't that skew the true statistics for liking and matching?

CoorsLight posted...
Yeah I remember this. I don't get why I don't get matches then. Could be a regional thing also, I don't know what people are like in Arizona but in Denver there are a bunch of hip, active transplants and I'd be the first to tell you I'm not hip or active

Prob helps that me and him are both weird af
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Kanatteru
01/13/22 4:55:46 PM
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topics like this make me realize cis people live in a different universe

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CoorsLight
01/13/22 4:57:09 PM
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Yeah the mass swiping probably does us no favors but it's hard. It's hard enough to try to present your best but you also have to game the algorithm, but nobody knows exactly how it works. It's generally agreed upon that swiping too much decreases your visibility, but they also want people who are engaging with the app, so I don't think you can just like create an account and not touch it for a couple weeks and hope that the likes roll in. Ideally you're probably supposed to swipe on like ten people a day but who wants to do that, I'm way too compulsive if the app is on my phone
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dioxxys
01/13/22 4:59:55 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
When you feel bad about not getting laid off tinder remember this was my boyfriend's profile and even he got some from it. So there must be something very wrong with your profile.

https://i.imgur.com/cjqb2pT.jpeg
What is this supposed to be an example of a bad profile?

It's minimalistic, and shows he's in very good shape if he can pull off a profile picture like that. If anything it's impressive and a bit cheeky because you can't tell if he's nude or not.
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LaggnFragnLarry
01/13/22 5:04:32 PM
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i literally banged a chic by only typing in bangarang? as the initial message
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Jen0125
01/13/22 5:11:55 PM
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dioxxys posted...
What is this supposed to be an example of a bad profile?

It's minimalistic, and shows he's in very good shape if he can pull off a profile picture like that. If anything it's impressive and a bit cheeky because you can't tell if he's nude or not.

It tells literally nothing about him lol
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BouncyBouncy
01/13/22 5:18:44 PM
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People that can't get laid usually end up being the ones cockblocking or hooha-blocking their own damn selves
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MICHALECOLE
01/13/22 5:27:34 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
When you feel bad about not getting laid off tinder remember this was my boyfriend's profile and even he got some from it. So there must be something very wrong with your profile.

https://i.imgur.com/cjqb2pT.jpeg
???

that was not my profile
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Jen0125
01/13/22 5:52:27 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
???

that was not my profile


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BouncyBouncy
01/13/22 5:54:43 PM
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Personally I think spiderman had a pretty stellar profile
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Krazy_Kirby
01/14/22 2:49:33 AM
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it's bots, and people hours away

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joemodda
01/14/22 4:18:18 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
When you feel bad about not getting laid off tinder remember this was my boyfriend's profile and even he got some from it. So there must be something very wrong with your profile.

https://i.imgur.com/cjqb2pT.jpeg
lmao is that a picture of me

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BUMPED2002
01/14/22 5:23:40 AM
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Some people are a bit late to the party but once they arrive, the party jumps.

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EvilMegas
01/14/22 6:53:13 AM
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You unattractive boy.

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LinkPizza
01/14/22 11:12:59 AM
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CoorsLight posted...
Idk how dudes even match on there, I'm pretty unremarkable for sure, but not super ugly or anything. Other guys who are also okay looking have told me it's the same thing

I hear this from guys, too But ONLY on this site. Redditers seem to be doing fine. And in real life, most guys seem to get plenty of hits from what Ive seen. And while some are pretty good looking, some arent exactly in the same boat. But because of all these people in real life getting hits, its always hard for me to understand why it seems like no one is getting hits. I mean, if the girls are matching with guys, then some guys have to be getting hits, right? But again, its only really this site where I hear of guys having trouble But thats just what Ive noticed

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SomeUsername529
01/14/22 12:40:55 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I hear this from guys, too But ONLY on this site. Redditers seem to be doing fine. And in real life, most guys seem to get plenty of hits from what Ive seen. And while some are pretty good looking, some arent exactly in the same boat. But because of all these people in real life getting hits, its always hard for me to understand why it seems like no one is getting hits. I mean, if the girls are matching with guys, then some guys have to be getting hits, right? But again, its only really this site where I hear of guys having trouble But thats just what Ive noticed
If this is the only place on the internet where you see men whining about Tinder not getting them laid then you should be thankful. For some people it's practically a full-time hobby to complain about it.
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wwinterj25
01/14/22 1:51:42 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I mean, if the girls are matching with guys, then some guys have to be getting hits, right?

Sure. However I'm sure Tinder has more guy users than girls so I'd imagine a lot get left out in the cold. Much like real life. Plenty of other dating/hookup sites though.


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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/14/22 9:03:13 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i literally banged a chic by only typing in bangarang? as the initial message

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAdIafAACzrQ.png


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UltraIchi
01/14/22 9:26:37 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
When you feel bad about not getting laid off tinder remember this was my boyfriend's profile and even he got some from it. So there must be something very wrong with your profile.

https://i.imgur.com/cjqb2pT.jpeg
What a chad

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LaggnFragnLarry
01/14/22 10:20:28 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAdIafAACzrQ.png
nice
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Zareth
01/14/22 10:22:08 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
You unattractive boy.
We can't all be PotD's Most Handsome Black Guy

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