Current Events > Somehow I turned hitting someone's car into a future hookup

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TULPAMANCER
12/31/21 11:39:21 PM
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A couple weeks ago, I accidentally scraped the left rear corner of someone's vehicle in a parking lot. I left them a note with my number.

We got the insurance involved and were directed to Gerber Collision. I meet her there with some extra cash I was gonna give her for the inconvenience. To my pleasant surprise, she is an attractive late 40s fit Greek woman.

She refused the cash, even though I told her to use it for Christmas, go to a dinner, whatever. She said she would rather she and I went out to dinner.

So we've been texting, and tonight this just went down:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/8/AAfIrhAACwtC.jpg
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TULPAMANCER
12/31/21 11:42:16 PM
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To confirm it, she just texted me that the brace she has on her foot (she injured it recently) will "limit her wild side"
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
12/31/21 11:42:18 PM
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https://youtu.be/cHFBEULclyY
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Dakimakura
12/31/21 11:42:34 PM
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It's a pretty good way to meet women, but risky.

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The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner:
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lilORANG
12/31/21 11:44:49 PM
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This just happened to a teacher and her student... except ya know, she's gong to jail now.

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trappedunderice
12/31/21 11:45:57 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
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12amMadman
12/31/21 11:46:57 PM
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I've got the weirdest boner reading that

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Hey it's me
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Metal_Bug
12/31/21 11:47:55 PM
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Nice
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TULPAMANCER
12/31/21 11:49:11 PM
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12amMadman posted...
I've got the weirdest boner reading that

It was happening to me too. That verbal foreplay.
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Teh_Dr_Phil
12/31/21 11:50:39 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
lol

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Yep.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/31/21 11:50:44 PM
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12amMadman posted...
I've got the weirdest boner reading that
It was pretty spicy

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http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9
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Dakimakura
12/31/21 11:53:48 PM
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i just read it, imagine getting cock blocked by Spyro.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/6/AAe_4aAACwtU.png

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