Poll of the Day > My friend owes me money for fantasy football, but he has Covid

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MICHALECOLE
12/30/21 7:18:27 PM
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So I cant go get it. I was like, youre vaccinated, right? And hes like nah.

and Im like okay you overweight 45 year old man who has been in bed for the last five days because of Covid, I hope you dont die before you get me my money

fucking idiots
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SilentSeph
12/30/21 7:27:59 PM
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I'm guessing Cash App/Zelle/etc. aren't options?

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argonautweakend
12/30/21 7:32:43 PM
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Skate or die
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MICHALECOLE
12/30/21 7:50:04 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
I'm guessing Cash App/Zelle/etc. aren't options?
I only have venmo and he doesnt believe in letting the man know where your money is


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PMarth2002
12/30/21 7:53:43 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I only have venmo and he doesnt believe in letting the man know where your money is


does he keep all his money in cash or something?

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MICHALECOLE
12/30/21 7:54:46 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
does he keep all his money in cash or something?
No hes just an idiot.

hes actually a super rich guy that gambles a LOT of money. Ive seen him lose 60k in one day.
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jsb0714
12/30/21 8:35:54 PM
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This happened
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MICHALECOLE
12/30/21 8:38:22 PM
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jsb0714 posted...
This happened
which part sounds fake?

https://i.imgur.com/jBlVkn0.jpg
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Lokarin
12/30/21 8:48:10 PM
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contrary to qanon belief... currency can't catch diseases

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MICHALECOLE
12/30/21 8:49:25 PM
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Lokarin posted...
contrary to qanon belief... currency can't catch diseases
Hes going to have his girl venmo it to me tomorrow. As if thats somehow different
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Sarcasthma
12/30/21 8:58:02 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
which part sounds fake?

https://i.imgur.com/jBlVkn0.jpg
@jsb0714

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MICHALECOLE
12/30/21 9:00:51 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
@jsb0714

aNyBoDy CaN fAkE mEsSaGeS
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Mad_Max
12/31/21 5:59:13 AM
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Put me in your will lmao

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MICHALECOLE
12/31/21 6:15:25 AM
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I was ready to go to him, he didnt want to get out of bed. I honestly wasnt worried about catching it from him or the money. As long as he doesnt like sneeze in my face or anything Im sure Id be fine
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MagicalPrincess
12/31/21 9:07:04 AM
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Have him leave it in a plastic bag somewhere with him using gloves to put it in the bag and leave it and you wearing gloves to pick it up and keep the gloves on until the money is put somewhere and the bag is thrown away and then remove the gloves and discard in the trash and wash your hands very thoroughly. No need to even see each other. That's what I would do.

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