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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 2:16:43 AM
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And he had a fucking long dick.

Thus, the name.

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pegusus123456
12/03/21 2:17:35 AM
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Well, someone certainly thinks they're King Cock of Big Dick Mountain.

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Shotgunnova
12/03/21 2:32:04 AM
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kuwab0
12/03/21 2:34:39 AM
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Nobody's iron's that big, not even Big Iron Arizona Ranger

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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 11:12:06 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
Nobody's iron's that big, not even Big Iron Arizona Ranger

Shotgunnova posted...


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Tyranthraxus
12/03/21 11:19:37 AM
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This guy did:


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DrizztLink
12/03/21 11:20:37 AM
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treewojima
12/03/21 11:20:50 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
This guy did:
He has a wife, you know...
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Tyranthraxus
12/03/21 11:22:00 AM
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treewojima posted...
He has a wife, you know...
I think we can put two and two together and figure out how she got her name

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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 11:25:40 AM
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treewojima posted...
He has a wife, you know...


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masterpug53
12/03/21 11:28:44 AM
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'You're a veritable geyser of curiosity, boss!'

Raul is one of the most quotable characters whose quotes I can never friggin' remember, except that one. My favorite Raul moment is in his Black Mountain journal where he talks about a 'dumb-dumb' Super Mutant named Cuddles who keeps coming to Raul hoping to get his car fixed, even bringing him a can of gasoline hoping that will help. Then you exit the terminal and see 'Cuddles' Toy Car' sitting on the desk right next to it.

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Rapid99
12/03/21 11:31:43 AM
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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 11:48:46 AM
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Rapid99 posted...
Lmfaooooo

So glad this turned into an FNV meme topic


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treewojima
12/03/21 11:56:41 AM
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Now i wanna play NV again
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teep_
12/03/21 12:08:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics
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Lokison
12/03/21 12:24:39 PM
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Idk.. you ever seen Sir Longdong VonHugenschlong? Dudes got a huge wang.

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BlueBoy675
12/03/21 12:25:17 PM
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Oh long Johnson

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DrizztLink
12/03/21 1:08:45 PM
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teep_ posted...
I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics
They said "Welcome aboard."

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Rapid99
12/03/21 1:09:49 PM
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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 1:22:50 PM
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SauI_Goodman
12/03/21 1:26:33 PM
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Check out the guy with the world biggest dick. Mexican guy and when they interviewed him you could see the outline of his cock running doen his jeans to his knee. Said he hasnt been on a date in 20 years because he gave up.

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Xavier_On_High
12/03/21 1:27:19 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I think we can put two and two together and figure out how she got her name

I've seen the film close to 100 times, and I never, ever put that joke together lmao

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treewojima
12/03/21 1:28:48 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
https://twitter.com/IGotSilver/status/1442567469013430272

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
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AngelicRadiance
12/03/21 1:29:32 PM
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Straight forward case of intra-cranial blastoma fibrolosis I wager

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sabrestorm
12/03/21 1:30:08 PM
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John holmes did



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K181
12/03/21 1:31:16 PM
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Why isnt New Vegas (and FO3) on the Switch again ?

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Rapid99
12/03/21 1:31:50 PM
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Blue_Inigo
12/03/21 1:32:08 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Lol

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Southernfatman
12/03/21 1:32:11 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
https://twitter.com/IGotSilver/status/1442567469013430272

Never gets old. Love these Sopranos NV/Skyrim videos.

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UnfairRepresent
12/03/21 1:33:48 PM
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if that line was in a Bethesda fallout you'd all be complaining about how stupid it is

Same as Fisto

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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 1:44:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
if that line was in a Bethesda fallout you'd all be complaining about how stupid it is

Same as Fisto
Eh, I'm gonna argue against that. It's not just the line but who says it.
No way in hell would Bethesda make a character as good as Cass, and she's the only one who could pull off that line well.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/03/21 1:46:11 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Eh, I'm gonna argue against that. It's not just the line but who says it.
No way in hell would Bethesda make a character as good as Cass, and she's the only one who could pull off that line well.

Yeah, the line works for Cass because she's a crass, unapologetic alcoholic.

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Doom_Art
12/03/21 1:46:50 PM
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I actually hated Cass lol

It feels like they tried too hard with her

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Rapid99
12/03/21 1:47:35 PM
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DrizztLink
12/03/21 1:54:01 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
I lost my absolute shit the first time I read that line.

Like, that is the most "Rolled a 1 on Diplomacy" shit.

It's so ridiculous that it actually crosses over into blasphemy.

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masterpug53
12/03/21 1:55:55 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
I actually hated Cass lol

It feels like they tried too hard with her

Cass is certainly edgy and 'tryhardy,' but it ultimately manages to be endearing. I'd put her towards the bottom companion-wise, but that's like saying 'Temple of Doom is the worst of the original Indy trilogy.'

To be honest, the character who's aged the worst for me is Benny. Now there's some dialogue where the writers bent themselves in half trying to accommodate his Rat Pack-esque speech patterns; he's got that iconic monologue in the opening cinematic, but it starts to grate quickly if you plan on exhausting all his dialogue options later on. But eh, just makes it more fun to ultimately kill him, one way or another.

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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 1:56:29 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
I am slain.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/03/21 1:57:43 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Cass is certainly edgy and 'tryhardy,' but it ultimately manages to be endearing. I'd put her towards the bottom companion-wise, but that's like saying 'Temple of Doom is the worst of the original Indy trilogy.'

To be honest, the character who's aged the worst for me is Benny. Now there's some dialogue where the writers bent themselves in half trying to accommodate his Rat Pack-esque speech patterns; he's got that iconic monologue in the opening cinematic, but it starts to grate quickly if you plan on exhausting all his dialogue options later on. But eh, just makes it more fun to ultimately kill him, one way or another.

I always felt like Benny was just trying really, really hard to be "suave".

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Rapid99
12/03/21 2:01:08 PM
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Not 40 posts in and we're already seeing Benny slander



Wtf is a charlie, Benny???

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Alucard188
12/03/21 2:02:13 PM
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Tim 2 dum

https://youtu.be/8XllttBJi98

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/03/21 2:04:19 PM
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Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves like smooth little babies

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Rapid99
12/03/21 2:09:00 PM
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His reaction when you say you're going to literally crucify him is unbelievably cool-under-pressure.

Or initial reaction I guess, iirc he gets serious after you confirm it

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bigtiggie23
12/03/21 2:23:32 PM
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Never belittle a super mutant for taking the bunny slope.
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ApherosyLove
12/03/21 2:25:37 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
His reaction when you say you're going to literally crucify him is unbelievably cool-under-pressure.

Or initial reaction I guess, iirc he gets serious after you confirm it
What does he say? I never did a Legion run.

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Rapid99
12/03/21 2:37:42 PM
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https://youtu.be/rSSK6jOc2F4






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DrizztLink
12/03/21 2:40:40 PM
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kuwab0
12/03/21 2:47:44 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
I actually hated Cass lol

It feels like they tried too hard with her
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAIQ68snVMw

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Rapid99
12/03/21 3:01:09 PM
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Heartomaton
12/03/21 3:04:55 PM
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