Current Events > License to Shitpost, Mr. Bond?

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Xavier_On_High 11/29/21 3:16:28 PM #1:	The original Casino Royale was the best Bond film, Mr. Bond. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960463233] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>The original Casino Royale was the best Bond film, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 11/29/21 3:48:19 PM #2:	The things I do for love, Mr. Bond. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960464252] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>The things I do for love, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 11/29/21 3:57:43 PM #4:	I have seen shit that'll turn you white, Mr. Bond. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960464549] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>I have seen shit that'll turn you white, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/29/21 4:14:33 PM #5:	501st post shitpost , Mr. Bond. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79743312/960462925 --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960465076] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>501st post shitpost , Mr. Bond. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79743312/960462925 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 11/29/21 4:31:30 PM #6:	https://youtu.be/-1qju6V1jLM , Mr. Bond. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:960465560] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-1qju6V1jLM , Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/29/21 4:33:33 PM #7:	Smiffwilm posted... 501st post shitpost , Mr. Bond. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79743312/960462925 And on the pedestal these words appear; "My name is Flintlock_Staff, King of kings, look on my shitpost ye mighty and despair", Mr. Bond --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960465621] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>501st post shitpost , Mr. Bond. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79743312/960462925</quote> And on the pedestal these words appear; "My name is Flintlock_Staff, King of kings, look on my shitpost ye mighty and despair", Mr. Bond </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/29/21 8:11:49 PM #8:	Fauci thinks he is above criticism, Mr. Bond. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960472271] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Fauci thinks he is above criticism, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/29/21 8:22:48 PM #9:	Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, where the points don't matter. The points are like posting a troll response in a CE topic: doesn't matter, Mr. Bond. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960472612] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, where the points don't matter. The points are like posting a troll response in a CE topic: doesn't matter, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 11/29/21 8:23:40 PM #10:	The name is Bond. James Bond, Mr. Bond. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:960472640] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>The name is Bond. James Bond, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 11/29/21 8:34:48 PM #11:	Third time's the charm Mr. Bond. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960472993] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Third time's the charm Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 11/30/21 9:22:34 AM #13:	I walked through blood and bone on 9/11, trying to find my brother. He was in Northern Canada, Mr. Bond. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960486612] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>I walked through blood and bone on 9/11, trying to find my brother. He was in Northern Canada, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 11/30/21 10:00:55 AM #14:	I just want to understand this, sir - every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate, Mr. Bond? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960487372] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>I just want to understand this, sir - every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate, Mr. Bond? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/30/21 12:30:57 PM #15:	Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, Mr. Bond. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960491220] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/30/21 12:35:03 PM #16:	You've gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas, Mr. Bond. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960491328] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>You've gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 11/30/21 12:37:37 PM #18:	Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand, Mr. Bond. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960491407] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 11/30/21 12:45:03 PM #20:	May 9, 1998 At night, we played poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the researcher. Steve was very lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag. ----------------------------- May 10th 1998 Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig, they were playing with it... tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before they actually ate it. ----------------------------- May 11th 1998 Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a protective suit that looks like a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder, those researchers never rest, even at night. ----------------------------- May 12th 1998 I've been wearing this annoying space suit since yesterday, my skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those dogs today. Now I feel better. ----------------------------- May 13th 1998 I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on my back and the doctor told me I did not need to wear the space suit any more. I guess I can sleep well tonight. ----------------------------- May 14th 1998 When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. It was annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to the dog's pen. They have been quiet since morning, which is very unusual. I found that some of them had escaped. I'll be in real trouble if the higher-ups find out. ----------------------------- May 15th 1998 Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first day off in a long time but I was stopped by the guard on the way out. They say the company has ordered that no one leave the grounds. I can't even make a phone call. What kind of joke is this?! ----------------------------- May 16th 1998 I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me? ----------------------------- May 19, 1998 Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. ----------------------------- 4 Itchy. Tasty. Mr. Bond. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960491600] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>May 9, 1998 At night, we played poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the researcher. Steve was very lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag. ----------------------------- May 10th 1998 Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig, they were playing with it... tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before they actually ate it. ----------------------------- May 11th 1998 Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a protective suit that looks like a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder, those researchers never rest, even at night. ----------------------------- May 12th 1998 I've been wearing this annoying space suit since yesterday, my skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those dogs today. Now I feel better. ----------------------------- May 13th 1998 I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on my back and the doctor told me I did not need to wear the space suit any more. I guess I can sleep well tonight. ----------------------------- May 14th 1998 When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. It was annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to the dog's pen. They have been quiet since morning, which is very unusual. I found that some of them had escaped. I'll be in real trouble if the higher-ups find out. ----------------------------- May 15th 1998 Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first day off in a long time but I was stopped by the guard on the way out. They say the company has ordered that no one leave the grounds. I can't even make a phone call. What kind of joke is this?! ----------------------------- May 16th 1998 I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me? ----------------------------- May 19, 1998 Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. ----------------------------- 4 Itchy. Tasty. Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/30/21 12:51:59 PM #21:	Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond Oh Mr. Bond Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond! --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960491760] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond Oh Mr. Bond Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 11/30/21 1:19:01 PM #23:	Smiffwilm posted... Wait! Don't open, that door, Mr. Bond! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960492612] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote> </quote> Wait! Don't open, that door, Mr. Bond! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/30/21 3:54:26 PM #24:	You know nothing of Javert, Mr. Bond! --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960497120] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>You know nothing of Javert, Mr. Bond! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 11/30/21 4:00:41 PM #25:	I need the biggest seed bell you have. ...no, that's too big, Mr. Bond. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960497311] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>I need the biggest seed bell you have. ...no, that's too big, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 11/30/21 8:14:46 PM #26:	How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop, Mr. Bond? --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960504694] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop, Mr. Bond? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/30/21 8:19:23 PM #27:	masterpug53 posted... Wait! Don't open, that door, Mr. Bond! That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich, Mr. Bond! --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960504852] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait! Don't open, that door, Mr. Bond!</quote>That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich, Mr. Bond! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 11/30/21 10:03:43 PM #28:	Take the fucking elephant, Mr. Bond. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure. <cite>matteus70 posted [p:960507708] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Take the fucking elephant, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 11/30/21 10:04:52 PM #29:	No, Mr Bond, I expect you to shitpost --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:960507736] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>No, Mr Bond, I expect you to shitpost </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 12/01/21 9:37:35 AM #30:	Yes, yes, you're 'The Bat.' And 'The Bat' is the reason we didn't take Best Group Costume, mister...again! Last year it was Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and 'The Bat!' Oh, and how about the time we were the hard-rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and 'THE BAT,' Mr. Bond?!' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960518397] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Yes, yes, you're 'The Bat.' And 'The Bat' is the reason we didn't take Best Group Costume, mister...again! Last year it was Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, and 'The Bat!' Oh, and how about the time we were the hard-rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and 'THE BAT,' Mr. Bond?!' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 12/01/21 11:28:29 AM #33:	Life uh finds a way, Mr. Bond... --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960520916] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Life uh finds a way, Mr. Bond... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 12/01/21 11:45:37 AM #36:	"For England James?" "No, for me, Mr. Bond." --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960521354] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>"For England James?" "No, for me, Mr. Bond." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 12/01/21 12:22:34 PM #37:	In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns, Mr. Bond. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960522397] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 12/01/21 1:43:50 PM #38:	They targeted gamers, Mr. Bond. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960524798] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>They targeted gamers, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 12/01/21 2:43:56 PM #40:	I am Thou, Thou art I, Mr. Bond. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960526610] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>I am Thou, Thou art I, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 12/01/21 3:59:56 PM #41:	Wind, Rain, Shadow, Wood, Sword, Thunder, Mr. Bond. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:960528908] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Wind, Rain, Shadow, Wood, Sword, Thunder, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 12/01/21 4:49:16 PM #42:	Why you egg suckin' piece of gutter trash, Mr. Bond! --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960530444] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Why you egg suckin' piece of gutter trash, Mr. Bond! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 12/01/21 4:58:08 PM #43:	Do you like the Elton John song 'Rocket Man?' Oh, yeah yeah, sure sure. Y'know I only bring it up because...it's you. You're the Rocket Man, Mr. Bond. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:960530713] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Do you like the Elton John song 'Rocket Man?' Oh, yeah yeah, sure sure. Y'know I only bring it up because...it's you. You're the Rocket Man, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/02/21 12:45:08 AM #44:	Gunna cry, Mr. Bond? --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960543090] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Gunna cry, Mr. Bond? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 12/02/21 12:59:39 AM #45:	This is just a shit version of the Charlie Brown meme, Mr. Bond. --- https://imgur.com/Iv5fRLt <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:960543328] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>This is just a shit version of the Charlie Brown meme, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 12/02/21 6:20:29 AM #46:	bulletproofvita posted... Gunna cry, Mr. Bond? I'm gonna throw some dirt in your eye, Mr. Bond. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960546937] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>bulletproofvita posted... </cite> <quote>Gunna cry, Mr. Bond?</quote>I'm gonna throw some dirt in your eye, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/02/21 6:23:41 AM #47:	Smiffwilm posted... I'm gonna throw some dirt in your eye, Mr. Bond. Now dig on this, Mr. Bond. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960546969] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>I'm gonna throw some dirt in your eye, Mr. Bond.</quote>Now dig on this, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 12/02/21 6:35:20 AM #48:	bulletproofvita posted... Now dig on this, Mr. Bond. I missed the part where that's my problem, Mr. Bond. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960547087] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>bulletproofvita posted... </cite> <quote>Now dig on this, Mr. Bond.</quote>I missed the part where that's my problem, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/02/21 6:45:44 AM #49:	Smiffwilm posted... I missed the part where that's my problem, Mr. Bond. The add said 3000, Mr. Bond. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960547194] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>I missed the part where that's my problem, Mr. Bond.</quote>The add said 3000, Mr. Bond. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 12/02/21 9:02:15 AM #50:	bulletproofvita posted... The add said 3000, Mr. Bond. Stings, doesn't it, Mr. Bond? --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960549212] in License to... [t:79786307]...</cite> <quote>bulletproofvita posted... </cite> <quote>The add said 3000, Mr. Bond.</quote>Stings, doesn't it, Mr. Bond? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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