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Damn_Underscore
11/11/21 10:16:16 AM
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Them being required clothing is like girdles being required clothing no?

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Giant_Aspirin
11/11/21 10:18:50 AM
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bras are required?

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cuttin_in_farm
11/11/21 10:21:07 AM
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Its just battle ready armor.

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MiIkMan
11/11/21 10:21:35 AM
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They support and lift the breast. They are not required. Women are free to go braless.

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Damn_Underscore
11/11/21 10:22:06 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
bras are required?

Not wearing them is seen as unprofessional or improper

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kingdrake2
11/11/21 10:35:42 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Its just battle ready armor.

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SrRd_RacinG
11/11/21 10:36:14 AM
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No rational adult can understand the need for a bra.

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Heineken14
11/11/21 10:37:06 AM
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It's a hat, but for boobs.
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ZevLoveDOOM
11/11/21 10:38:58 AM
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it's a piece of clothing used to hold those meaty flappy things that women have hanging from their chest or something...
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gunplagirl
11/11/21 10:40:11 AM
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You wear them so that your honkers bonkers doinky boingies don't pop out randomly

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CalosiaTana
11/11/21 10:40:35 AM
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Because the female nipple is the root of all evil thoughts and actions and must be concealed to protect our way of life or some shit.

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SrRd_RacinG
11/11/21 10:41:47 AM
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gunplagirl posted...

You wear them so that your honkers bonkers doinky boingies don't pop out randomly

She obese.

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Giant_Aspirin
11/11/21 10:41:53 AM
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CalosiaTana posted...
Because the female nipple is the root of all evil thoughts and actions and must be concealed to protect our way of life or some shit.

but showing bodies mutilated as a result of war is a-ok

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DepreceV2
11/11/21 10:42:47 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Its just battle ready armor.


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CalosiaTana
11/11/21 10:46:31 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
but showing bodies mutilated as a result of war is a-ok

Mutilated bodies? War? Damn there must have been at least 6 exposed nipples that dark day

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One_Day_Remains
11/11/21 10:49:27 AM
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gunplagirl
11/11/21 10:49:51 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
She obese.
She won't starve to death after being stuck at sea for 3 weeks, if you know what I mean ;)

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InTheEyesOfFire
11/11/21 10:54:14 AM
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https://youtu.be/7obFK3qn0nQ

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Perascamin
11/11/21 10:57:18 AM
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Some women have huge breasts or a weak chest and their breasts sag abnormally which lowers their confidence. A good pushup bra can be a big confidence booster.

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Damn_Underscore
11/12/21 1:39:38 PM
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bump

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KneeOnBest
11/12/21 1:41:02 PM
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Titties deserve to be free! The bra is just a way to oppress the boob! It obscures its beautiful true form and forces the nipple to hide! I will not rest until bras are outlawed!

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dave_is_slick
11/12/21 1:57:02 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Them being required clothing is like girdles being required clothing no?
No.

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divot1338
11/12/21 2:00:12 PM
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I give them two small watermelons to carry around and stand there holding an empty sack. When they ask I say thats what bras are for!

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CyricZ
11/12/21 2:14:59 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
You wear them so that your honkers bonkers doinky boingies don't pop out randomly
I always thought they were to store power.

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Harpie
11/12/21 2:17:09 PM
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If you have big boobs it can actually be painful to not wear a bra. The weight of it pulls at your skin, and in addition puts a lot of strain on your back. The bra lifts the boobage and redistributes the weight to your shoulders which is a lot better

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Damn_Underscore
11/12/21 2:18:07 PM
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Harpie posted...
If you have big boobs it can actually be painful to not wear a bra. The weight of it pulls at your skin, and in addition puts a lot if strain on your back. The bra lifts the boobage and redistributes the weight to your shoulders which is a lot better

I think there are medical benefits to wearing a girdle as well but they dont apply to everyone

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Purple_Cheetah
11/12/21 2:31:11 PM
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A bra prevents boobers from becoming weapons, as they swing around causing collateral damage to all. Then there's the grieving as they leave in their wake.
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