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Doom_Art 09/27/21 10:28:51 AM #1:	All those years in the Gryffindor dormitories together --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:958461331] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>All those years in the Gryffindor dormitories together </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/27/21 10:32:19 AM #2:	maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6TZlXReetw <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958461416] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6TZlXReetw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 09/27/21 10:33:10 AM #3:	I've heard things about boarding schools. --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:958461435] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>I've heard things about boarding schools. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 09/27/21 10:38:04 AM #4:	Just wait for JK Rowling's next meltdown, this might be the result. --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:958461581] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Just wait for JK Rowling's next meltdown, this might be the result. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YigaClan 09/27/21 10:39:30 AM #5:	random Slytherin member: "bOtH sIdEs!!!!" <cite>YigaClan posted [p:958461611] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>random Slytherin member: "bOtH sIdEs!!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 09/27/21 10:42:43 AM #6:	Take a polymorph potion and experiment? --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:958461684] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Take a polymorph potion and experiment? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 09/27/21 10:44:43 AM #7:	Honestly they probably did. Remember they're not allowed in the girls dorms. There is no sex ed or science classes of any kind and they are all hormone filled teenage boys. People don't want to talk about it because it's uncomfortable to think about but it's super realistic for them to have "compared" and talked about masturbation and their sex experiences. You hear stuff like this from boarding school all the time. I knew someone who went to an (all boys) boarding school that had a masturbation club. And no it's not what you think, they didn't do it together, they just met up every week and discussed it. There were no girls around, they were curious confused teens and it's all they had to explore what was happening to their bodies. --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:958461732] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Honestly they probably did. Remember they're not allowed in the girls dorms. There is no sex ed or science classes of any kind and they are all hormone filled teenage boys. People don't want to talk about it because it's uncomfortable to think about but it's super realistic for them to have "compared" and talked about masturbation and their sex experiences. You hear stuff like this from boarding school all the time. I knew someone who went to an (all boys) boarding school that had a masturbation club. And no it's not what you think, they didn't do it together, they just met up every week and discussed it. There were no girls around, they were curious confused teens and it's all they had to explore what was happening to their bodies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/27/21 10:47:34 AM #8:	Guns_of_Verdun posted... Remember they're not allowed in the girls dorms. The dorms that are right across a short narrow walkway at the top of the stairs? Good luck with that. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958461800] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Guns_of_Verdun posted... </cite> <quote>Remember they're not allowed in the girls dorms.</quote>The dorms that are right across a short narrow walkway at the top of the stairs? Good luck with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 09/27/21 10:50:14 AM #9:	Questionmarktarius posted... The dorms that are right across a short narrow walkway at the top of the stairs? Good luck with that. Yeah, 100% they were all fucking and using magic to do weird experiments with each other. They are horny teenagers with easy access to booze/magic, and at a boarding school. Not something the books/films really ever need to go into though. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:958461869] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The dorms that are right across a short narrow walkway at the top of the stairs? Good luck with that.</quote>Yeah, 100% they were all fucking and using magic to do weird experiments with each other. They are horny teenagers with easy access to booze/magic, and at a boarding school. Not something the books/films really ever need to go into though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/27/21 10:52:02 AM #10:	Funkydog posted... Not something the books/films really ever need to go into though. The films did, though <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958461927] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Not something the books/films really ever need to go into though.</quote>The films did, though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 09/27/21 10:53:52 AM #11:	Questionmarktarius posted... The films did, though I meant more explicitly going into it, rather than a slight nod like this tbh or teenagers having relationships etc. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:958461965] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The films did, though</quote> I meant more explicitly going into it, rather than a slight nod like this tbh or teenagers having relationships etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 09/27/21 10:56:00 AM #12:	Explore each other's bodies? Maybe --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape <cite>MrMallard posted [p:958462024] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Explore each other's bodies? Maybe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 09/27/21 10:56:32 AM #13:	Questionmarktarius posted... The dorms that are right across a short narrow walkway at the top of the stairs? Good luck with that. The stairs turn into a slide if a man steps on them. I think the Staircase is pretty long too. You'd need like a ninja rope. I can't remember if it's in the films but it is established in the books. The girls can go into the boys dorms but the boys can't go into the girls. --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:958462039] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The dorms that are right across a short narrow walkway at the top of the stairs? Good luck with that.</quote>The stairs turn into a slide if a man steps on them. I think the Staircase is pretty long too. You'd need like a ninja rope. I can't remember if it's in the films but it is established in the books. The girls can go into the boys dorms but the boys can't go into the girls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/27/21 10:57:18 AM #14:	Guns_of_Verdun posted... The stairs turn into a slide if a man steps on them. I think the Staircase is pretty long too. You'd need like a ninja rope. Horny teenagers always find a way. Isn't basic levitation a 1st or 2nd year class? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958462055] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Guns_of_Verdun posted... </cite> <quote>The stairs turn into a slide if a man steps on them. I think the Staircase is pretty long too. You'd need like a ninja rope.</quote>Horny teenagers always find a way. Isn't basic levitation a 1st or 2nd year class? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 09/27/21 10:59:08 AM #15:	Maybe one of them used that gender change potion and they did it. Like, that has to be a thing in the Harry Potter universe. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:958462105] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Maybe one of them used that gender change potion and they did it. Like, that has to be a thing in the Harry Potter universe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 09/27/21 11:01:07 AM #16:	Questionmarktarius posted... Horny teenagers always find a way. Isn't basic levitation a 1st or 2nd year class? I'm headcannoning here but if the stairs can detect if you're male and stop you. I'm sure there's other enchantments too. Like if you try to levitate up a gust of wind will push you back or something. I don't think Ginny could have just piggypacked Harry up the stairs. --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:958462164] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Horny teenagers always find a way. Isn't basic levitation a 1st or 2nd year class?</quote>I'm headcannoning here but if the stairs can detect if you're male and stop you. I'm sure there's other enchantments too. Like if you try to levitate up a gust of wind will push you back or something. I don't think Ginny could have just piggypacked Harry up the stairs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 09/27/21 11:01:57 AM #17:	Questionmarktarius posted... The films did, though lmfao --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:958462183] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The films did, though </quote>lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 09/27/21 11:06:01 AM #18:	They probably connected with nature. How else do you think mandrakes are created? --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:958462296] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>They probably connected with nature. How else do you think mandrakes are created? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 09/27/21 1:09:16 PM #19:	Questionmarktarius posted... The films did, though WTF, can't believe this if true. Guns_of_Verdun posted... The girls can go into the boys dorms but the boys can't go into the girls. There's the solution then, girls also get horny so definitely some of them crossed to boys dorm or meet at the bathroom to have sex. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:958465609] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The films did, though </quote> WTF, can't believe this if true. Guns_of_Verdun posted... </cite> <quote>The girls can go into the boys dorms but the boys can't go into the girls.</quote> There's the solution then, girls also get horny so definitely some of them crossed to boys dorm or meet at the bathroom to have sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/27/21 1:11:06 PM #20:	samurai bandit posted... or meet at the bathroom to have sex well... why do you think Myrtle was so horny? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958465653] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>or meet at the bathroom to have sex</quote>well... why do you think Myrtle was so horny? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 09/27/21 1:13:13 PM #21:	Ron- Swish and Flick the shit out that wand Harry! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:958465726] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Ron- Swish and Flick the shit out that wand Harry! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/27/21 1:14:38 PM #22:	Snap and Loopin were doin it in the hallway. AND DOBBY WAS WATCHIN! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:958465770] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Snap and Loopin were doin it in the hallway. AND DOBBY WAS WATCHIN! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 09/27/21 1:18:51 PM #23:	the boys cant go into the girls dormitory but the girls can go into the boys they harry and ron only have one other friend and thats hermione and she usually comes to them this block to the boys was revealed in one book when they went to go wake hermione up and the stars became a slide --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:958465863] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>the boys cant go into the girls dormitory but the girls can go into the boys they harry and ron only have one other friend and thats hermione and she usually comes to them this block to the boys was revealed in one book when they went to go wake hermione up and the stars became a slide </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 09/27/21 9:34:03 PM #24:	Questionmarktarius posted... well... why do you think Myrtle was so horny? Imagine being a ghost seeing others doing it while you are literally forever alone --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:958479926] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>well... why do you think Myrtle was so horny?</quote> Imagine being a ghost seeing others doing it while you are literally forever alone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 09/27/21 9:43:44 PM #25:	The series is told through Harry's eyes and the entire fourth book was full of Harry thinking about how hot Cedric was --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:958480236] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>The series is told through Harry's eyes and the entire fourth book was full of Harry thinking about how hot Cedric was </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 09/27/21 9:52:25 PM #26:	samurai bandit posted... Imagine being a ghost seeing others doing it while you are literally forever alone This got me thinking...can ghosts have sex with each other? I mean there were other ghosts at Hogwarts besides Myrtle. You think any of the students have ever gone to Professor Binns class and caught him pounding Myrtle's little touchie while Nick went down on the Grey Lady and the Friar's wacking it in the corner? Anybody know where I can ask JKR? --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:958480494] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>samurai bandit posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine being a ghost seeing others doing it while you are literally forever alone</quote> This got me thinking...can ghosts have sex with each other? I mean there were other ghosts at Hogwarts besides Myrtle. You think any of the students have ever gone to Professor Binns class and caught him pounding Myrtle's little touchie while Nick went down on the Grey Lady and the Friar's wacking it in the corner? Anybody know where I can ask JKR? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/27/21 9:57:21 PM #27:	yusiko posted... The series is told through Harry's eyes and the entire fourth book was full of Harry thinking about how hot Cedric was Also a lot of talk about how good looking Voldemort was as a teenager. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:958480637] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted...</cite> <quote>The series is told through Harry's eyes and the entire fourth book was full of Harry thinking about how hot Cedric was </quote> Also a lot of talk about how good looking Voldemort was as a teenager.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 09/27/21 11:13:48 PM #28:	They don't call it a forbidden forest cuz it's dangerous you know --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/krtFHol <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:958483016] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>They don't call it a forbidden forest cuz it's dangerous you know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 09/27/21 11:23:05 PM #29:	Guns_of_Verdun posted... People don't want to talk about it because it's uncomfortable to think about but it's super realistic for them to have "compared" and talked about masturbation and their sex experiences. Honestly I get that they're kids/YA books but this is something I'd have liked to see more of. Not necessarily them comparing dicks or whatever, but just scenes of all of them hanging out, exploring sexuality shit, talking about the other students they liked, cussing, etc. It's partially why I like Half Blood Prince as much as I do, because it's the only book that I feel writes Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the supporting cast as actual teenagers. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:958483299] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Guns_of_Verdun posted... </cite> <quote>People don't want to talk about it because it's uncomfortable to think about but it's super realistic for them to have "compared" and talked about masturbation and their sex experiences.</quote>Honestly I get that they're kids/YA books but this is something I'd have liked to see more of. Not necessarily them comparing dicks or whatever, but just scenes of all of them hanging out, exploring sexuality shit, talking about the other students they liked, cussing, etc. It's partially why I like Half Blood Prince as much as I do, because it's the only book that I feel writes Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the supporting cast as actual teenagers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funcoot 09/27/21 11:28:02 PM #30:	AgentCoulson posted... This got me thinking...can ghosts have sex with each other? I mean there were other ghosts at Hogwarts besides Myrtle. You think any of the students have ever gone to Professor Binns class and caught him pounding Myrtle's little touchie while Nick went down on the Grey Lady and the Friar's wacking it in the corner? Anybody know where I can ask JKR? How would that work from a legal standpoint if Myrtle died as a teenager, but it was like 50 years ago? --- The answer to the question nobody asked. PSN: Wolften91 <cite>Funcoot posted [p:958483430] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite> <quote>This got me thinking...can ghosts have sex with each other? I mean there were other ghosts at Hogwarts besides Myrtle. You think any of the students have ever gone to Professor Binns class and caught him pounding Myrtle's little touchie while Nick went down on the Grey Lady and the Friar's wacking it in the corner? Anybody know where I can ask JKR?</quote>How would that work from a legal standpoint if Myrtle died as a teenager, but it was like 50 years ago? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 09/28/21 12:00:57 AM #31:	Funcoot posted... How would that work from a legal standpoint if Myrtle died as a teenager, but it was like 50 years ago? Imagine being the guy at the Ministry that has to decide the age of consent for ghosts. Does it go by the day they were born or from the day they die? We saw Nick celebrate his death day in one of the books iirc. --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:958484132] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Funcoot posted... </cite> <quote>How would that work from a legal standpoint if Myrtle died as a teenager, but it was like 50 years ago?</quote> Imagine being the guy at the Ministry that has to decide the age of consent for ghosts. Does it go by the day they were born or from the day they die? We saw Nick celebrate his death day in one of the books iirc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/28/21 12:13:40 AM #32:	I feel ron would be too stupid about his feelings to do that considering ~~what happened with him and hermione for years~~ <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958484408] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>I feel ron would be too stupid about his feelings to do that considering what happened with him and hermione for years </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 09/28/21 3:48:26 AM #33:	AgentCoulson posted... Imagine being the guy at the Ministry that has to decide the age of consent for ghosts. Does it go by the day they were born or from the day they die? We saw Nick celebrate his death day in one of the books iirc. Sounds like a job those anime fans would love "She looks 13 but she's actually 1000" --- https://imgur.com/VwJsmAR <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:958487629] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>AgentCoulson posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine being the guy at the Ministry that has to decide the age of consent for ghosts. Does it go by the day they were born or from the day they die? We saw Nick celebrate his death day in one of the books iirc.</quote>Sounds like a job those anime fans would love "She looks 13 but she's actually 1000" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 09/28/21 3:50:57 AM #34:	I mean, who hasn't compared wands with a good friend? Just whip it out and give it a nice swish. Feel the firmness of the wood, discuss what the core is, see how long it is. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:958487661] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>I mean, who hasn't compared wands with a good friend? Just whip it out and give it a nice swish. Feel the firmness of the wood, discuss what the core is, see how long it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 09/28/21 3:57:38 AM #35:	Funkydog posted... Yeah, 100% they were all fucking and using magic to do weird experiments with each other. They are horny teenagers with easy access to booze/magic, and at a boarding school. Slitherin was where all the kinky sex magic was going down. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:958487722] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, 100% they were all fucking and using magic to do weird experiments with each other. They are horny teenagers with easy access to booze/magic, and at a boarding school.</quote>Slitherin was where all the kinky sex magic was going down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
saspa 09/28/21 9:37:27 AM #36:	Questionmarktarius posted... The films did, though This was the 3rd movie wasn't it. I wonder if they were aware of what they were doing --- https://imgur.com/0UFI0T9 <cite>saspa posted [p:958492320] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote> The films did, though </quote> This was the 3rd movie wasn't it. I wonder if they were aware of what they were doing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
General-Secura 09/28/21 10:01:25 AM #37:	saspa posted... This was the 3rd movie wasn't it. I wonder if they were aware of what they were doing It's just a gag in the end credits, I doubt anyone cared about it. <cite>General-Secura posted [p:958492852] in Did Harry ... [t:79681975]...</cite> <quote>saspa posted... </cite> <quote>This was the 3rd movie wasn't it. I wonder if they were aware of what they were doing</quote>It's just a gag in the end credits, I doubt anyone cared about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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