Poll of the Day > Only like 95% of US presidents are even American

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Lokarin
09/20/21 5:09:11 PM
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The rest were British

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ParanoidObsessive
09/20/21 5:38:12 PM
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Technically they were both, since the Founding Fathers all magically became Americans in 1782 when Washington forged the Great Seal in the fires of Mount Vernon.

This is like basic 3rd grade history!
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FatalAccident
09/20/21 6:22:22 PM
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America is technically still owned by the British

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Blighboy
09/20/21 6:34:04 PM
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Technically there has never been a legitimate US President appointed by the British Crown

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Judgmenl
09/20/21 7:18:42 PM
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What is a naturalized citizen? I know most other countries don't have a naturalization clause but you aren't this daft Lok.

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ParanoidObsessive
09/20/21 7:26:07 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
What is a naturalized citizen?

A miserable pile of secrets!
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Lokchan
09/20/21 7:54:45 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
What is a naturalized citizen? I know most other countries don't have a naturalization clause but you aren't this daft Lok.

I was referring to George Washington

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Judgmenl
09/20/21 8:07:42 PM
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Lokchan posted...
I was referring to George Washington
Who is a naturalized citizen for being, you know fucking George Washington.

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
George Washington was born in, you guessed it. Virginia.

If lets-fucking-say, Alberta somehow magically broke away from Canada and asked to join the US, all Albertans would become US Citizens, and would be eligible for holding the office of President.

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JOExHIGASHI
09/20/21 8:41:16 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
America is technically still owned by the British
Then where's my universal healthcare?

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Mead
09/20/21 9:20:37 PM
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I heard that some were actually Argonian

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Lokarin
09/20/21 9:23:08 PM
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i don't know why some people are like "ugh... how can the first president be american if america didn't exist yet"

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Lynyrd_Skynyrd
09/20/21 9:25:08 PM
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Actually Jefferson was from Gondor
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Lokarin
09/20/21 9:26:56 PM
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
Actually Jefferson was from Gondor

ya, Jefferson, son of Jefferthorn

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Judgmenl
09/20/21 10:03:45 PM
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Lokarin posted...
i don't know why some people are like "ugh... how can the first president be american if america didn't exist yet"
You mean like what you just did in this thread?

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Lokarin
09/20/21 10:05:23 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
You mean like what you just did in this thread?

bruh, you just double doubled the joke

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FatalAccident
09/22/21 7:30:20 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
Then where's my universal healthcare?
Hey I said technically

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ParanoidObsessive
09/22/21 7:58:21 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
America is technically still owned by the British

Arguably, that would only apply to the 13 colonies, since all other territorial gains didn't occur under British authority. So the Louisiana Territory would still be French, California/Texas/Florida/etc would still be Spanish, and so on.

Though if we're going to dismiss "theft = ownership" and "possession is 9/10ths of the law" as binding principles, then the British wouldn't hold any claim over anything in America at all because it would all still belong to Native Americans.

We're all basically just squatters living in someone else's house.
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Judgmenl
09/22/21 8:43:30 AM
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Land isn't actually owned by anyone. Ownership is only enforced by those in power /s.

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