Current Events > Man hires hitman to kill......him. Not making this up.

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The Sock 09/15/21 4:07:51 AM #1:	This is some Fargo-type shit here. Crazy story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9991785/Police-arrest-suspect-shooting-South-Carolina-legal-scion-Alex-Murdaugh.html South Carolina legal scion Alex Murdaugh 'hired hitman to kill HIM for $10M life insurance policy that would pay out to son': Police charge alleged assassin who botched roadside shooting *South Carolina investigators say Alex Murdaugh orchestrated his own shooting, using a hired hitman* *He was shot in the head but suffered a 'superficial wound' in the September 4 roadside shooting* *Murdaugh's former client and alleged accomplice Curtis Edward Smith, 61, was arrested on Tuesday* *Cops say it was a conspiracy hatched by Murdaugh to get life insurance payout to his surviving son* *Murdaugh, 53, told police he was shot in the head from a passing vehicle as he changed his tire* *Separately, his wife and son were fatally shot at the family hunting lodge on June 7* *No suspects have been charged in the murders, and Murdaugh claims to have an 'iron clad' alibi* *Murdaugh is now under investigation for allegedly misallocating company funds from his law firm* *He entered rehab for opioid addiction after resigning from his law firm in disgrace* --- Sit-up champion of the 27th century. #BlackLivesMatter <cite>The Sock posted [p:958070996] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>This is some Fargo-type shit here. Crazy story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9991785/Police-arrest-suspect-shooting-South-Carolina-legal-scion-Alex-Murdaugh.html South Carolina legal scion Alex Murdaugh 'hired hitman to kill HIM for $10M life insurance policy that would pay out to son': Police charge alleged assassin who botched roadside shooting South Carolina investigators say Alex Murdaugh orchestrated his own shooting, using a hired hitmanHe was shot in the head but suffered a 'superficial wound' in the September 4 roadside shooting Murdaugh's former client and alleged accomplice Curtis Edward Smith, 61, was arrested on Tuesday Cops say it was a conspiracy hatched by Murdaugh to get life insurance payout to his surviving sonMurdaugh, 53, told police he was shot in the head from a passing vehicle as he changed his tireSeparately, his wife and son were fatally shot at the family hunting lodge on June 7No suspects have been charged in the murders, and Murdaugh claims to have an 'iron clad' alibi Murdaugh is now under investigation for allegedly misallocating company funds from his law firmHe entered rehab for opioid addiction after resigning from his law firm in disgrace </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
STEROLIZER 09/15/21 4:10:06 AM #2:	--- ---./\|,-``\(o)_\,----,,,_........................Love is like a bottle of gin ---( `\(o),,_/` : o : : :o `-,..............But a bottle of gin is not like love. <cite>STEROLIZER posted [p:958071022] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/15/21 4:10:13 AM #3:	Damn. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:958071024] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Damn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheChariot 09/15/21 4:12:09 AM #4:	Yes, that happens. A similar story was even featured in an episode of Bull. --- The Others are out there! Conservatives do not think right! They are anti-vax, anti-mask, and anti-social distancing. The pandemic has killed 600,000 Americans! <cite>TheChariot posted [p:958071038] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Yes, that happens. A similar story was even featured in an episode of Bull. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/15/21 4:18:57 AM #5:	--- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:958071087] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesker002 09/15/21 4:27:36 AM #6:	https://youtu.be/8SXHp42HGUA --- Detroit Lions 0-0 Keep calm and Kerryon https://imgur.com/EhXehEc <cite>Awesker002 posted [p:958071174] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/8SXHp42HGUA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 09/15/21 4:28:18 AM #7:	I remember this lupin the iii episode. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:958071184] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>I remember this lupin the iii episode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/15/21 4:30:30 AM #8:	wow, you cant make this up... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:958071206] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>wow, you cant make this up... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 09/15/21 4:30:49 AM #9:	With a few changes this concept would make for one hell of a badass movie. Imagine John Wick putting out a hit on himself, daring anyone to come at him, just to prove hes the best. <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:958071210] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>With a few changes this concept would make for one hell of a badass movie. Imagine John Wick putting out a hit on himself, daring anyone to come at him, just to prove hes the best. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 09/15/21 4:31:18 AM #10:	he staged it so his son can get a payout on his life insurance. but his wife and son were the ones that were shot dead. wtf? --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:958071213] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>he staged it so his son can get a payout on his life insurance. but his wife and son were the ones that were shot dead. wtf? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/15/21 4:35:46 AM #11:	ModLogic posted... he staged it so his son can get a payout on his life insurance. but his wife and son were the ones that were shot dead. wtf? Apparently his wife and one of his sons was shot dead in an unrelated incident. The payout was meant for his other son. The two minutes I spent on google makes me kinda feel for the guy. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:958071255] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote>he staged it so his son can get a payout on his life insurance. but his wife and son were the ones that were shot dead. wtf?</quote>Apparently his wife and one of his sons was shot dead in an unrelated incident. The payout was meant for his other son. The two minutes I spent on google makes me kinda feel for the guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 09/15/21 4:46:08 AM #12:	Kloe_Rinz posted... With a few changes this concept would make for one hell of a badass movie. Imagine John Wick putting out a hit on himself, daring anyone to come at him, just to prove hes the best. This is exactly what happened in ~~Dragon Ball Super~~ --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:958071342] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>With a few changes this concept would make for one hell of a badass movie. Imagine John Wick putting out a hit on himself, daring anyone to come at him, just to prove hes the best.</quote>This is exactly what happened in Dragon Ball Super </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 09/15/21 4:51:54 AM #13:	its been done. google the bathtub cannibal. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:958071398] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>its been done. google the bathtub cannibal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 09/15/21 8:53:58 AM #14:	Hit? --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:958074755] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Hit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 09/15/21 8:55:59 AM #15:	Father of the Year --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:958074805] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Father of the Year </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/15/21 8:56:57 AM #16:	ModLogic posted... he staged it so his son can get a payout on his life insurance. but his wife and son were the ones that were shot dead. wtf? Yea I don't understand that part <cite>Zikten posted [p:958074830] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted...</cite> <quote>he staged it so his son can get a payout on his life insurance. but his wife and son were the ones that were shot dead. wtf? </quote> Yea I don't understand that part</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_QuietPlace462 09/15/21 9:00:15 AM #17:	Goku did this too --- Mac Book Pro 16 - 6-Core i7-9750H @ 2.60GHz - 32gb DDR4 2667 MHz - Radeon Pro 5500M 8gb - 2TB Apple SSD Pon/Pone <cite>A_QuietPlace462 posted [p:958074911] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Goku did this too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Njolk 09/15/21 9:16:41 AM #18:	pegusus123456 posted... Apparently his wife and one of his sons was shot dead in an unrelated incident. The payout was meant for his other son. The two minutes I spent on google makes me kinda feel for the guy. Yeah I wonder if it went: Normal guy's wife and one son are murdered Can't handle it, gets addicted to drugs Gets depressed and wants to kill himself, but can't leave his remaining son with nothing so he hatches this scheme Poor guy --- Suffering is expecting things to last forever <cite>Njolk posted [p:958075221] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>Apparently his wife and one of his sons was shot dead in an unrelated incident. The payout was meant for his other son. The two minutes I spent on google makes me kinda feel for the guy.</quote> Yeah I wonder if it went: Normal guy's wife and one son are murdered Can't handle it, gets addicted to drugs Gets depressed and wants to kill himself, but can't leave his remaining son with nothing so he hatches this scheme Poor guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 09/15/21 9:21:02 AM #19:	Tyranthraxus posted... Oh my God this fits perfectly --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:958075288] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Oh my God this fits perfectly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 09/15/21 9:26:39 AM #20:	imagine if it had worked out - yea, the son would have received a lot of money from the life insurance, but he would have also lost both of his parents and brother to shooting incidents. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:958075401] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>imagine if it had worked out - yea, the son would have received a lot of money from the life insurance, but he would have also lost both of his parents and brother to shooting incidents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 09/15/21 9:33:46 AM #21:	g0ldie posted... imagine if it had worked out - yea, the son would have received a lot of money from the life insurance, but he would have also lost both of his parents and brother to shooting incidents. probably better outcome that actually happened... --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:958075565] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>imagine if it had worked out - yea, the son would have received a lot of money from the life insurance, but he would have also lost both of his parents and brother to shooting incidents.</quote>probably better outcome that actually happened... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 09/16/21 7:34:53 PM #22:	Literally an episode of Dragon Ball Super lol. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. <cite>LostForest posted [p:958124277] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Literally an episode of Dragon Ball Super lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 09/16/21 7:35:27 PM #23:	Sounds like a movie --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:958124300] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a movie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 09/16/21 7:57:52 PM #24:	This was the plot of Fletch, sort of. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:958124943] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>This was the plot of Fletch, sort of.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 09/16/21 7:58:39 PM #25:	Would a hitman kill himself if you pay them? --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:958124964] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Would a hitman kill himself if you pay them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 09/16/21 8:14:59 PM #26:	Yeah this sounds like the plot to a pretty cool movie. Although the backstory of his wife and son being murdered is a bit too dark. Maybe change that to a workaholic Dad who regrets not spending enough time with his son. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:958125417] in Man hires ... [t:79662369]...</cite> <quote>Yeah this sounds like the plot to a pretty cool movie. Although the backstory of his wife and son being murdered is a bit too dark. Maybe change that to a workaholic Dad who regrets not spending enough time with his son. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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