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LeoRavus 09/15/21 2:54:48 AM #1: |
If someone offered to make you a vampire, would you accept?
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Tyranthraxus 09/15/21 2:55:59 AM #2: |
No deal. I'm not keen on the idea of having to regularly assault people to survive.
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akura_integra 09/15/21 2:56:41 AM #4: |
Do I become irresistably hot af?
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Nukazie 09/15/21 3:03:33 AM #5: |
sure
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Shablagoo 09/15/21 3:03:59 AM #6: |
Can you buy animal blood somewhere and just drink that?
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Blue_Dream87 09/15/21 3:04:21 AM #7: |
sure, fuck it
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008Zulu 09/15/21 3:07:44 AM #8: |
I'm open to new experiences.
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MabusIncarnate 09/15/21 3:10:41 AM #9: |
Can I turn into a bat and fly?
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LeoRavus 09/15/21 3:11:04 AM #10: |
Shablagoo posted...
Can you buy animal blood somewhere and just drink that?Blood usually coagulates (jellifies) quickly after it's drained. I guess you could go out in a pasture and suck on some cows but human blood is preferred traditionally. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 09/15/21 3:11:51 AM #11: |
I basically already am minus the living forever part. I do avoid steaks.
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GGuirao13 09/15/21 3:16:58 AM #12: |
Yes.
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kage_53 09/15/21 3:17:09 AM #13: |
Dependsdo I become Dio? If so, Ill do it.
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LeoRavus 09/15/21 3:27:00 AM #14: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I turn into a bat and fly?Yeah that's pretty traditional. Also a wolf and smoke that can creep under doors. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 09/15/21 3:40:41 AM #15: |
do i get mommy milkers that are warm and tasty?
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LeoRavus 09/15/21 3:50:59 AM #16: |
Dark_SilverX posted...
do i get mommy milkers that are warm and tasty?We ain't goin all there. You get whatever you can find that makes you all vamp and all. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 09/15/21 3:52:10 AM #17: |
I voted yes, but man, it'd actually suck to be a poor vampire.
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TheChariot 09/15/21 4:07:13 AM #18: |
Do I get super strength and enhanced speed? If so, I accept.
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Ricemills 09/15/21 4:08:55 AM #19: |
hell no, I enjoy sunlight.
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Kingbuffet 09/15/21 4:16:13 AM #20: |
I think I would, Id only hunt and kill bad people though
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Ilishe 09/15/21 4:19:49 AM #21: |
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?
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pegusus123456 09/15/21 4:21:25 AM #22: |
Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?Well, I voted with the idea that I'd be able to drink animal blood. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 09/15/21 4:21:42 AM #23: |
yes
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MarbyIsBack 09/15/21 4:41:23 AM #25: |
LeoRavus posted...
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ZevLoveDOOM 09/15/21 4:45:32 AM #26: |
only if i become an energy vampire.
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Zergrush80 09/15/21 5:22:44 AM #27: |
Can I also have a big titty police girl?
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Ryven 09/15/21 5:24:13 AM #28: |
Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder? I would, to prey on the horrible people in this world. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 09/15/21 5:25:06 AM #29: |
Ryven posted...
I would, to prey on the horrible people in this world.fuck that. I'd prey on whomever I felt like --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/15/21 5:28:31 AM #30: |
Ryven posted...
Yea you could feed on ISIS, Taliban and Mexican Cartels ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 09/15/21 5:28:56 AM #31: |
woupd i get hunted by werewolves like in vampre masquerade
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Crazyman93 09/15/21 5:41:57 AM #32: |
What genre of Vampire? We talking Stoker, Buffyverse, World if Darkness or Twilight?
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Kajagogo 09/15/21 5:53:13 AM #33: |
Crazyman93 posted...
What genre of Vampire? We talking Stoker, Buffyverse, World if Darkness or Twilight? I was about to say yes, but this is an important question. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 09/15/21 6:03:02 AM #34: |
Crazyman93 posted...
What genre of Vampire? We talking Stoker, Buffyverse, World if Darkness or Twilight?Dunno too much about WoD vampires, but it's neither Stoker, Buffy, nor Twilight. TC said sunlight kills you which isn't the case for Dracula or Edward and Buffy vampires can't transform. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 09/15/21 6:07:16 AM #35: |
pegusus123456 posted...
Dunno too much about WoD vampires, but it's neither Stoker, Buffy, nor Twilight. TC said sunlight kills you which isn't the case for Dracula or Edward and Buffy vampires can't transform. (Old) WoD vampires are kind of a kitchen sink of vampire mythology with lots of different types of vampires having different traits. E.g. only Lasombra vampires don't have reflections. Sunlight kills them unless they're super ancient. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 09/15/21 6:14:58 AM #36: |
I became a vampire to drink blood and fuck forever
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masterbarf 09/15/21 6:18:33 AM #37: |
Is it like in the movies where vampires can murder countless people without ever facing judicial consequences?
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008Zulu 09/15/21 6:29:17 AM #38: |
Can I charm people through hypnosis or something?
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DuneMan 09/15/21 6:52:41 AM #39: |
WoD vampires would be a bad deal. They're the very bottom of the supernatural totem pole, getting wrecked by most other supernatural creatures. They're super cursed, which manifests in various ways depending on their clan affiliation, and can be consumed by irrational(and sometimes self-destructive) impulses they refer to as The Beast. They also tend to be super petty and backstabbing amongst themselves, so your undead social life would likely be crap.
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pegusus123456 09/15/21 6:58:11 AM #40: |
DuneMan posted...
WoD vampires would be a bad deal. They're the very bottom of the supernatural totem pole, getting wrecked by most other supernatural creatures. They're super cursed, which manifests in various ways depending on their clan affiliation, and can be consumed by irrational(and sometimes self-destructive) impulses they refer to as The Beast. They also tend to be super petty and backstabbing amongst themselves, so your undead social life would likely be crap.Buffy vampires are also sort of questionable whether it's actually you or you just die and have a demon walking around in your corpse. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mist_Turnips 09/15/21 7:42:08 AM #41: |
Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder? It's a deal! --- "They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?" https://imgur.com/G74y2NJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MadDewg 09/15/21 8:08:12 AM #42: |
Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?Pshhh, I'll just go hit up the local red cross donation spot and suck on some blood packs, lol. Gimme them super awesome alucard from symphony of the night half-vamp powers and get some long flowing gorgeous hair and handsome face with it. --- GTag:MadDogg730 PSN:lMadDogg NNID:xMadDoggx I bet my left nut on bloodstained ritual of the night being awesome...I like my left nut IGA, come through for me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 09/15/21 8:12:33 AM #43: |
Not with those rules. Killing others and no sunlight would be deal breakers.
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Tsuyoi3 09/15/21 8:19:11 AM #44: |
Would entirely depend if crosses or entering churches hurt them.
If so, implies a state of damnation just for being bit (always found that stupid). I wouldn't take. If unaffected, then either no deity exists or vamps keep their souls. In which case yes, IF it cures my ailments. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nemu 09/15/21 8:21:59 AM #45: |
As long as I can eat without killing anyone or turning them, definite yes.
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apocalyptic_4 09/15/21 8:25:27 AM #46: |
Nope it'll only be a matter of time until the government and authorities piece together who and what's causing people to die with obvious bite marks until your captured or trapped.
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Zodd3224 09/15/21 8:26:35 AM #47: |
No. Pretty sure vampires all go to hell when they do eventually die, and no matter how careful you are you will slip up and die eventually. If vampires were real I would probably then actually believe in heaven and hell.
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ZevLoveDOOM 09/15/21 8:36:23 AM #48: |
Nemu posted...
As long as I can eat without killing anyone or turning them, definite yes. energy vampire dawg! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DuneMan 09/15/21 8:46:41 AM #49: |
Tsuyoi3 posted...
If so, implies a state of damnation just for being bit (always found that stupid).If it's Old Testament God, entire lineages being damned for getting bit is par for the course. Old Testament God is a total scumbag, swinging power around as a narcissistic flex. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/15/21 9:05:20 AM #50: |
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