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LeoRavus
09/15/21 2:54:48 AM
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If someone offered to make you a vampire, would you accept?


All the traditional rules apply. Sunlight bad, you have to drink blood, you'd have no trouble biting necks. You'd live forever unless you got sunburn or a stake through the heart. I guess beheading also counts.

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Tyranthraxus
09/15/21 2:55:59 AM
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No deal. I'm not keen on the idea of having to regularly assault people to survive.

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totalnerdken
09/15/21 2:56:20 AM
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Do I still have to ask for permission before entering someone's property? If yes, what counts as property? Do I need permission from a representative of a state to cross over to that state? Or same thing for country? Does personal space count in this? I NEED TO KNOW.
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akura_integra
09/15/21 2:56:41 AM
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Do I become irresistably hot af?
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Nukazie
09/15/21 3:03:33 AM
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sure

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Shablagoo
09/15/21 3:03:59 AM
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Can you buy animal blood somewhere and just drink that?

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Blue_Dream87
09/15/21 3:04:21 AM
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sure, fuck it

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008Zulu
09/15/21 3:07:44 AM
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I'm open to new experiences.

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MabusIncarnate
09/15/21 3:10:41 AM
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Can I turn into a bat and fly?

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LeoRavus
09/15/21 3:11:04 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Can you buy animal blood somewhere and just drink that?
Blood usually coagulates (jellifies) quickly after it's drained. I guess you could go out in a pasture and suck on some cows but human blood is preferred traditionally.

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BloodMoon7
09/15/21 3:11:51 AM
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I basically already am minus the living forever part. I do avoid steaks.

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GGuirao13
09/15/21 3:16:58 AM
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Yes.

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kage_53
09/15/21 3:17:09 AM
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Dependsdo I become Dio? If so, Ill do it.
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LeoRavus
09/15/21 3:27:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I turn into a bat and fly?
Yeah that's pretty traditional. Also a wolf and smoke that can creep under doors.

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Dark_SilverX
09/15/21 3:40:41 AM
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do i get mommy milkers that are warm and tasty?

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LeoRavus
09/15/21 3:50:59 AM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
do i get mommy milkers that are warm and tasty?
We ain't goin all there. You get whatever you can find that makes you all vamp and all.

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pegusus123456
09/15/21 3:52:10 AM
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I voted yes, but man, it'd actually suck to be a poor vampire.

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TheChariot
09/15/21 4:07:13 AM
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Do I get super strength and enhanced speed? If so, I accept.

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Ricemills
09/15/21 4:08:55 AM
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hell no, I enjoy sunlight.

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Kingbuffet
09/15/21 4:16:13 AM
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I think I would, Id only hunt and kill bad people though
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Ilishe
09/15/21 4:19:49 AM
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People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?

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pegusus123456
09/15/21 4:21:25 AM
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Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?
Well, I voted with the idea that I'd be able to drink animal blood.

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nfearurspecimn
09/15/21 4:21:42 AM
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yes

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totalnerdken
09/15/21 4:21:56 AM
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Kingbuffet posted...
I think I would, Id only hunt and kill bad people though
I feel like anyone who says this would be the first to succumb to their urges and eat anyone they could.
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MarbyIsBack
09/15/21 4:41:23 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
You'd live forever
ew no thanks

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/15/21 4:45:32 AM
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only if i become an energy vampire.

at least i dont have to bite necks or dodge sunlight... >_>
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Zergrush80
09/15/21 5:22:44 AM
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Can I also have a big titty police girl?

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Ryven
09/15/21 5:24:13 AM
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Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?


I would, to prey on the horrible people in this world.

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nfearurspecimn
09/15/21 5:25:06 AM
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Ryven posted...
I would, to prey on the horrible people in this world.
fuck that. I'd prey on whomever I felt like

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Zikten
09/15/21 5:28:31 AM
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Ryven posted...


I would, to prey on the horrible people in this world.

Yea you could feed on ISIS, Taliban and Mexican Cartels
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ModLogic
09/15/21 5:28:56 AM
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woupd i get hunted by werewolves like in vampre masquerade

holy shit that still freaks me out

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Crazyman93
09/15/21 5:41:57 AM
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What genre of Vampire? We talking Stoker, Buffyverse, World if Darkness or Twilight?

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Kajagogo
09/15/21 5:53:13 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
What genre of Vampire? We talking Stoker, Buffyverse, World if Darkness or Twilight?


I was about to say yes, but this is an important question.

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pegusus123456
09/15/21 6:03:02 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
What genre of Vampire? We talking Stoker, Buffyverse, World if Darkness or Twilight?
Dunno too much about WoD vampires, but it's neither Stoker, Buffy, nor Twilight. TC said sunlight kills you which isn't the case for Dracula or Edward and Buffy vampires can't transform.

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Tyranthraxus
09/15/21 6:07:16 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Dunno too much about WoD vampires, but it's neither Stoker, Buffy, nor Twilight. TC said sunlight kills you which isn't the case for Dracula or Edward and Buffy vampires can't transform.

(Old) WoD vampires are kind of a kitchen sink of vampire mythology with lots of different types of vampires having different traits. E.g. only Lasombra vampires don't have reflections.

Sunlight kills them unless they're super ancient.

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DD Divine
09/15/21 6:14:58 AM
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I became a vampire to drink blood and fuck forever

Lazlo

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masterbarf
09/15/21 6:18:33 AM
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Is it like in the movies where vampires can murder countless people without ever facing judicial consequences?

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008Zulu
09/15/21 6:29:17 AM
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Can I charm people through hypnosis or something?

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DuneMan
09/15/21 6:52:41 AM
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WoD vampires would be a bad deal. They're the very bottom of the supernatural totem pole, getting wrecked by most other supernatural creatures. They're super cursed, which manifests in various ways depending on their clan affiliation, and can be consumed by irrational(and sometimes self-destructive) impulses they refer to as The Beast. They also tend to be super petty and backstabbing amongst themselves, so your undead social life would likely be crap.

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pegusus123456
09/15/21 6:58:11 AM
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DuneMan posted...
WoD vampires would be a bad deal. They're the very bottom of the supernatural totem pole, getting wrecked by most other supernatural creatures. They're super cursed, which manifests in various ways depending on their clan affiliation, and can be consumed by irrational(and sometimes self-destructive) impulses they refer to as The Beast. They also tend to be super petty and backstabbing amongst themselves, so your undead social life would likely be crap.
Buffy vampires are also sort of questionable whether it's actually you or you just die and have a demon walking around in your corpse.

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Mist_Turnips
09/15/21 7:42:08 AM
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Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?

It's a deal!
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MadDewg
09/15/21 8:08:12 AM
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Ilishe posted...
People really want to be a blood-crazy monster whose entire existence is predicated on assault and murder?
Pshhh, I'll just go hit up the local red cross donation spot and suck on some blood packs, lol.

Gimme them super awesome alucard from symphony of the night half-vamp powers and get some long flowing gorgeous hair and handsome face with it.

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lilORANG
09/15/21 8:12:33 AM
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Not with those rules. Killing others and no sunlight would be deal breakers.
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Tsuyoi3
09/15/21 8:19:11 AM
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Would entirely depend if crosses or entering churches hurt them.
If so, implies a state of damnation just for being bit (always found that stupid). I wouldn't take.
If unaffected, then either no deity exists or vamps keep their souls. In which case yes, IF it cures my ailments.

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Nemu
09/15/21 8:21:59 AM
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As long as I can eat without killing anyone or turning them, definite yes.
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apocalyptic_4
09/15/21 8:25:27 AM
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Nope it'll only be a matter of time until the government and authorities piece together who and what's causing people to die with obvious bite marks until your captured or trapped.

No thanks.

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Zodd3224
09/15/21 8:26:35 AM
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No. Pretty sure vampires all go to hell when they do eventually die, and no matter how careful you are you will slip up and die eventually. If vampires were real I would probably then actually believe in heaven and hell.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/15/21 8:36:23 AM
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Nemu posted...
As long as I can eat without killing anyone or turning them, definite yes.

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DuneMan
09/15/21 8:46:41 AM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
If so, implies a state of damnation just for being bit (always found that stupid).
If it's Old Testament God, entire lineages being damned for getting bit is par for the course. Old Testament God is a total scumbag, swinging power around as a narcissistic flex.

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Zikten
09/15/21 9:05:20 AM
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DuneMan posted...

If it's Old Testament God, entire lineages being damned for getting bit is par for the course. Old Testament God is a total scumbag, swinging power around as a narcissistic flex.

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