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UnfairRepresent 09/14/21 11:08:12 AM #1: |
Your friend is walking along one day when he suddenly accidentally trips over what looks like a rock and lands flat on his face.
Turns out it wasn't a rock but the shell of a wartortle who angrily squeals at him for waking her up and sprays water in his face in irritation. Later your friend comes home to find his plants dead from overwatering and his car filthy from dirty water. But it doesn't stop there. Your friend gets a hot date with the hunk from the gym, dresses up all nice then gets drenched by the wartortle on the way to the date. (She was hiding behind a bush) When he tries to turn it into a funny anecdote for his date, the wartortle drenches the date too. The wartortle also squirts the front of his pants before work, making your friend look like he wet his pants at the big work meeting with his bosses And other examples of bullying and harassment continue. The wartortle won't stop picking on your friend Your friend doesn't even want to go outside anymore because he's too scared/humiliated by the wartortle. He doesn't know what to do about it because she's a turtle. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 09/14/21 11:12:10 AM #2: |
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Solar_Crimson 09/14/21 11:13:40 AM #3: |
Dragonite, use Thunderbolt!
--- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 09/14/21 11:16:46 AM #4: |
Capture it in a PokeBall, evolve it into Blastoise, and then let it shoot said friend with cannons instead.
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Hambo the Hog 09/14/21 11:33:51 AM #5: |
I lure it into a refreshing bubble bath surrounded by scented candles and photos of my friend to destroy. Then I drop a toaster in the tub, super effectively electrocuting it to death. I do steal the gym hunk from my friend as payment for my services, however.
--- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/21 11:41:04 AM #6: |
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Capture it in a PokeBall, evolve it into Blastoise, and then let it shoot said friend with cannons instead. Bruh... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/21 1:58:21 PM #7: |
Spidey5 posted...
But who was trainer!?There is no trainer She's a wild Wartortle doing her own thing that doesn't call any man master. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 09/15/21 5:32:56 AM #9: |
i pull a Pikachu out of my ass to zap his ass...
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Crazyman93 09/15/21 5:40:23 AM #10: |
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Capture it in a PokeBall, evolve it into Blastoise, and then let it shoot said friend with cannons instead.Remind me never to be your friend. Anyway, I use a Voltorb to blast the little shit. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/15/21 9:33:26 AM #11: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
pull a Pikachu out of my assgross --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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