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Mead
09/11/21 11:10:19 PM
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We just watched malignant and thought it sucked lol

preferably something available to watch on a major streaming platform but Im open to any suggestions

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DANTE20XX
09/12/21 12:00:42 AM
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Ummmm....

Gerald's Game? On Netflix.

Or maybe those three Fear Street movies. Also Netflix, they're not bad.

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Lokarin
09/12/21 12:02:55 AM
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Tourist Trap

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ParanoidObsessive
09/12/21 1:04:42 AM
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Jacob's Ladder, if you've never seen it.

Monster Squad, if you're in the mood for something a bit more whimsical.

I'd recommend The Dark Half, but I don't remember if the movie is actually good, or if the fact that I really love the original story is clouding my perception of it.
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Mead
09/12/21 1:10:07 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Jacob's Ladder, if you've never seen it.

Monster Squad, if you're in the mood for something a bit more whimsical.

I'd recommend The Dark Half, but I don't remember if the movie is actually good, or if the fact that I really love the original story is clouding my perception of it.

Funnily enough that Malignant movie I mentioned is VERY derivative of The Dark Half

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DirtBasedSoap
09/12/21 1:13:53 AM
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oh fuck theres a really good one on Netflix that I cant remember the name of give me a sec

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DirtBasedSoap
09/12/21 1:15:08 AM
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the perfection

so underrated

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Mead
09/12/21 1:16:28 AM
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We watched part of 1922 and she fell asleep lol

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DirtBasedSoap
09/12/21 1:17:24 AM
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yeah 1922 was just okay, kinda boring setting lol

i think Ive seen every halfway decent horror movie on Netflix

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DANTE20XX
09/12/21 1:21:39 AM
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Mead posted...
We watched part of 1922 and she fell asleep lol
Its....ok, yea.

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Muscles
09/12/21 2:45:30 AM
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Halloween
Friday the 13th
Rosemary's Baby
The Thing
The Shining
The Lighthouse
Midsommar
Hereditary
The VVitch
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Uninvited


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FatalAccident
09/12/21 2:47:53 AM
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Us (havent seen)
candyman 2021
it follows

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Kimbos_Egg
09/12/21 2:53:18 AM
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you don't have a wife.

Also, insidious if you like darth mauls methhead cousin, Vvitch, hereditary until the last 20 minutes.. jeepers creepers 1..
FatalAccident posted...
Us (havent seen)
candyman 2021
it follows

lol

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FatalAccident
09/12/21 2:58:35 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
you don't have a wife.

Also, insidious if you like darth mauls methhead cousin, Vvitch, hereditary until the last 20 minutes.. jeepers creepers 1..

lol

good film man

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Kimbos_Egg
09/12/21 3:00:20 AM
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preachy as hell you mean

He is completely unable to show suitability in his films. and why was it even a candy man film when he was barely in it?

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Mead
09/12/21 3:04:25 AM
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They should have called it Candynt Man

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Clench281
09/12/21 5:47:22 AM
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The Descent

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FatalAccident
09/13/21 1:49:04 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
preachy as hell you mean
Its Jordan peele what do you expect

still a good film

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darcandkharg31
09/13/21 1:57:01 AM
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Demonic toys probably sucks lulz, i havent seen it since i was a little kid

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captainjeff87
09/13/21 2:11:29 AM
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House of 1000 Corpses

The Devil's Rejects

Three From Hell

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Mead
09/13/21 2:28:02 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Demonic toys probably sucks lulz, i havent seen it since i was a little kid

I think my parents rented that one when I was a kid

i dunno I remember a movie where at the beginning a crook or whatever dies and bleeds onto the floor of like a toy warehouse or something and they all come to life for some murdering

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darcandkharg31
09/13/21 2:33:23 AM
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Mead posted...
I think my parents rented that one when I was a kid

i dunno I remember a movie where at the beginning a crook or whatever dies and bleeds onto the floor of like a toy warehouse or something and they all come to life for some murdering
yeah thats the one, there's even a part 2, Doll man vs demonic toys, probably just as bad, 80's horror heh

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DirtBasedSoap
09/13/21 2:59:54 AM
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yeah the new candyman was really good!

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darcandkharg31
09/13/21 3:05:06 AM
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space

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ParanoidObsessive
09/14/21 11:07:19 PM
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Mead posted...
We just watched malignant and thought it sucked lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-JPhAM5ugE

I'm now getting the impression that you've undersold just how bad the movie was.
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Mead
09/14/21 11:33:28 PM
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I mean thats Red Letter Media though. Theyve made an art of picking everything apart the way Gordon Ramsay does with a plate of food.

Ive seen far worse when it comes to horror flicks. Id give it a solid 6.5/10

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TIE543
09/14/21 11:46:43 PM
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I thought As Above/So Below was pretty good

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ParanoidObsessive
09/15/21 3:50:07 AM
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Mead posted...
I mean thats Red Letter Media though. Theyve made an art of picking everything apart the way Gordon Ramsay does with a plate of food.

Yeah, but they're usually right, soooo...
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Mead
09/15/21 3:57:21 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Yeah, but they're usually right, soooo...

I feel like sometimes theyre right

and sometimes I think ya gotta let go of logic and loosen your cerebral grip somewhat and let yourself enjoy mundane forms of entertainment, thats true for me at least

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ParanoidObsessive
09/17/21 2:43:50 AM
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Mead posted...
I feel like sometimes theyre right

and sometimes I think ya gotta let go of logic and loosen your cerebral grip somewhat and let yourself enjoy mundane forms of entertainment, thats true for me at least

The problem is, you have to separate the concept of "I enjoy this" from "This is good". Those are two different things.

It's possible to discuss various aspects of filmmaking in relatively objective ways (cinematography, writing/script quality, acting, budget, special effects, blatant influences, etc), making very definitive statements concerning whether or not a movie is good. But plenty of bad movies can be entertaining or fun in their own ways (depending on the viewer's own biases and preferences), so it's possible for a movie to be both terrible and enjoyable.

Even sticking to RedLetterMedia, both Mike and Jay are huge fans of terrible movies, and freely cop to it fairly regularly. Their love of pure schlock is pretty much why they do Best of the Worst in the first place - because it can be fun to get a group of friends together and watch/joke about absolute garbage films, and have a fun time enjoying it. But it doesn't really alter the fact that the movie you're watching is a piece of crap.

People who say "Ehh, it's just a popcorn movie" or "Just turn your brain off and enjoy it" are really just saying they don't care about or want to talk about the object aspects of a movie as opposed to their subjective perception of it. Which is fine, but it's pretty much the antimatter opposite of film criticism or discussion. You kind of need to talk more about the objective things for that sort of discussion to be meaningful at all.
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Mead
09/17/21 2:44:58 AM
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Now thats a proper PO post

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ParanoidObsessive
09/17/21 2:47:45 AM
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Mead posted...
Now thats a proper PO post

Nah, there needs to be at least four more quote boxes and about a thousand more words.
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StripedTiger
09/17/21 3:05:38 AM
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To be fair, they recommended it. Their main criticism was the tone of the movie, and they weren't sure whether it was suppose to be intentionally schlocky. Jay wants the director to make more movies like this. But he's a sex pervert.
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Mead
09/17/21 3:14:46 AM
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StripedTiger posted...
To be fair, they recommended it. Their main criticism was the tone of the movie, and they weren't sure whether it was suppose to be intentionally schlocky. Jay wants the director to make more movies like this. But he's a sex pervert.

thats actually a spot on criticism for the flick

some parts are so broody, and some parts are just goofball ridiculous

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