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UnfairRepresent 08/05/21 10:35:13 AM #1:	Would you approve ? Yes No Would you approve ? - Results (21 votes) Yes 61.9% (13 votes) 13 No 38.1% (8 votes) 8 You notice a new girl moving in next door. What caught your eye was she wasn't bringing in much furniture or boxes but you did see her wheel in a large sarcophagus. "Oh, hello mortal. My aren't you a curious one? " the girl says while facing away from you before turning around and looking directly at you with unblinking eyes. Her stare sends a chill down your spine and makes your legs rigid. You feel an instinctual urge to run away like a primitive part of your prey brain is detecting a predator. "My name is Rithiana, I've moved here with my sisters after the previous occupier..... well let us not dwell on such things shall we? " she adds Suddenly hear a second voice from the shadows say: "We used to live in Transylvania with our `father` before tragically he was stabbed through the heart 3 times in his sleep." You didn't even see the second sister until she spoke. "It seems some trio was a little tired of being told what to do for centuries. It's terrible the things that happen in the night. " the first sister Rithiana crows. Suddenly a 3rd girl grasps your shoulders from behind with hands colder than an Englishman on the 4th of July. She somehow silently snuck up behind you without you noticing or hearing a thing. "But don't worry... this neighborhood is `to die for`." the 3rd vampire whispers into your ear before cackling and rejoining her sisters. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956798502] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote> Would you approve ? Yes No Vote View Results Would you approve ? - Results (21 votes) Yes 61.9% (13 votes) 13 No 38.1% (8 votes) 8 Show Voting Form You notice a new girl moving in next door. What caught your eye was she wasn't bringing in much furniture or boxes but you did see her wheel in a large sarcophagus. "Oh, hello mortal. My aren't you a curious one? " the girl says while facing away from you before turning around and looking directly at you with unblinking eyes. Her stare sends a chill down your spine and makes your legs rigid. You feel an instinctual urge to run away like a primitive part of your prey brain is detecting a predator. "My name is Rithiana, I've moved here with my sisters after the previous occupier..... well let us not dwell on such things shall we? " she adds Suddenly hear a second voice from the shadows say: "We used to live in Transylvania with our father before tragically he was stabbed through the heart 3 times in his sleep." You didn't even see the second sister until she spoke. "It seems some trio was a little tired of being told what to do for centuries. It's terrible the things that happen in the night. " the first sister Rithiana crows. Suddenly a 3rd girl grasps your shoulders from behind with hands colder than an Englishman on the 4th of July. She somehow silently snuck up behind you without you noticing or hearing a thing. "But don't worry... this neighborhood is to die for." the 3rd vampire whispers into your ear before cackling and rejoining her sisters. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/05/21 10:37:05 AM #2:	Invite them inside --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956798560] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Invite them inside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 08/05/21 10:37:34 AM #3:	like with many things, i cant choose my neighbors --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:956798577] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>like with many things, i cant choose my neighbors </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 08/05/21 10:37:47 AM #4:	Id be cool with these --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:956798584] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Id be cool with these </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 08/05/21 10:38:27 AM #5:	You can suck me anytime. ;) <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:956798611] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>You can suck me anytime. ;) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 08/05/21 10:40:29 AM #6:	I find Blade's number on Google. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:956798663] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>I find Blade's number on Google. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/05/21 10:41:04 AM #7:	CE_gonna_CE posted... Id be cool with these --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:956798680] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>CE_gonna_CE posted... </cite> <quote>Id be cool with these </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 08/05/21 10:41:41 AM #8:	Please don't bite me --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:956798691] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Please don't bite me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/05/21 10:41:51 AM #9:	Say "Oh vampires!? Pretty cool I guess. Have you met our succubus neighbors? Man they are hot. I visit them often." Then take them to meet the succubus neighbor. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:956798696] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Say "Oh vampires!? Pretty cool I guess. Have you met our succubus neighbors? Man they are hot. I visit them often." Then take them to meet the succubus neighbor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 08/05/21 10:43:00 AM #10:	Why would I approve of creatures who would murder and feed on me? --- https://imgur.com/spfW7gv https://imgur.com/EAuZ5LW https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:956798721] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Why would I approve of creatures who would murder and feed on me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 08/05/21 10:44:10 AM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:956798745] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/05/21 10:44:34 AM #12:	SpiritSephiroth posted... Why would I approve of creatures who would murder and feed on me? Well you're Republican aren't you? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956798752] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>SpiritSephiroth posted... </cite> <quote>Why would I approve of creatures who would murder and feed on me?</quote>Well you're Republican aren't you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/05/21 10:53:23 AM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... Her stare sends shockwaves down your pants and makes your third leg stiff. You feel an instinctual urge to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel like a primitive part of your prey brain is detecting a female in heat. Fix'd for accuracy --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:956798975] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Her stare sends shockwaves down your pants and makes your third leg stiff. You feel an instinctual urge to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel like a primitive part of your prey brain is detecting a female in heat.</quote> Fix'd for accuracy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/05/21 12:04:42 PM #14:	I don't think vampires can be in heat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956800916] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>I don't think vampires can be in heat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 08/05/21 12:15:29 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well you're Republican aren't you? I am? --- https://imgur.com/spfW7gv https://imgur.com/EAuZ5LW https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:956801236] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Well you're Republican aren't you?</quote> I am? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 08/05/21 3:48:34 PM #16:	As long as they don't make too much noise or cause any trouble, I'm fine with that. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:956807804] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>As long as they don't make too much noise or cause any trouble, I'm fine with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 08/05/21 4:48:28 PM #17:	I ask if they're the type of vampires who still have sex or if they only get off on feeding. This is a very important distinction. <cite>garan posted [p:956809568] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>I ask if they're the type of vampires who still have sex or if they only get off on feeding. This is a very important distinction.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/05/21 4:51:04 PM #18:	._. "ok whatever" climbs back into coffin until nightfall --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956809652] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>._. "ok whatever" climbs back into coffin until nightfall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/05/21 4:56:23 PM #19:	I'd be upset that Artie, my original neighbor, is apparently dead. But other than that, as long as they're quiet, and keep their yard tidy, it's all good. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:956809827] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>I'd be upset that Artie, my original neighbor, is apparently dead. But other than that, as long as they're quiet, and keep their yard tidy, it's all good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 08/05/21 5:00:31 PM #20:	bigblu89 posted... I'd be upset that Artie, my original neighbor, is apparently dead. But other than that, as long as they're quiet, and keep their yard tidy, it's all good. 1 A.M Vampire revvs up the lawnmower --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:956809946] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be upset that Artie, my original neighbor, is apparently dead. But other than that, as long as they're quiet, and keep their yard tidy, it's all good.</quote> 1 A.M Vampire revvs up the lawnmower </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 08/05/21 5:02:42 PM #21:	Somehow I think whether I approve or not wouldn't matter much. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:956810015] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Somehow I think whether I approve or not wouldn't matter much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/05/21 5:11:29 PM #22:	Ryven posted... 1 A.M Vampire revvs up the lawnmower Damn. I was hoping they'd get a lawn service. This isn't gonna fly with me. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:956810259] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>1 A.M Vampire revvs up the lawnmower</quote>Damn. I was hoping they'd get a lawn service. This isn't gonna fly with me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/05/21 5:57:15 PM #23:	Ryven posted... 1 A.M Vampire revvs up the lawnmower I dunno, lawnmowers seem kinda mundane and non magical for a vampire. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956811500] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>1 A.M Vampire revvs up the lawnmower</quote>I dunno, lawnmowers seem kinda mundane and non magical for a vampire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 08/05/21 5:59:05 PM #24:	UnfairRepresent posted... 3rd vampire whispers into your ear before cackling I'm turned off now. I say "bye" and leave. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:956811557] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>3rd vampire whispers into your ear before cackling</quote>I'm turned off now. I say "bye" and leave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/05/21 6:06:53 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... I dunno, lawnmowers seem kinda mundane and non magical for a vampire. Hey! We can have lawns too. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956811773] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I dunno, lawnmowers seem kinda mundane and non magical for a vampire.</quote>Hey! We can have lawns too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/05/21 6:10:47 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... I don't think vampires can be in heat I don't think we're thinking of the same kind of heat. `As Vegy would say...` She's ready --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:956811883] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think vampires can be in heat</quote> I don't think we're thinking of the same kind of heat. As Vegy would say... <quote>She's ready</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 08/05/21 6:14:20 PM #27:	They seem a little completely and totally ridiculous what with the puns and the choice of locale. Might try my luck asking if I can mow the lawn every week in exchange for immunity. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:956811978] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>They seem a little completely and totally ridiculous what with the puns and the choice of locale. Might try my luck asking if I can mow the lawn every week in exchange for immunity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/05/21 6:27:00 PM #28:	bigblu89 posted... I'd be upset that Artie, my original neighbor, is apparently dead. Could be the neighbor on the other side --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956812340] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be upset that Artie, my original neighbor, is apparently dead. </quote> Could be the neighbor on the other side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/06/21 4:49:59 PM #29:	BloodMoon7 posted... Hey! We can have lawns too. They also have cups and plates and clothes but a vampire using a washing machine seems kinda non mystical --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956841583] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Hey! We can have lawns too.</quote> They also have cups and plates and clothes but a vampire using a washing machine seems kinda non mystical </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 08/06/21 4:55:41 PM #30:	I become her servant <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:956841785] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>I become her servant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/08/21 9:52:14 AM #31:	sabrestorm posted... I become her servant There's 3 of them --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956889326] in Your react... [t:79599656]...</cite> <quote>sabrestorm posted... </cite> <quote>I become her servant</quote>There's 3 of them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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